me and some guys met some hookers at the bar, had em go to ihop with us, when we were done eating one of them had the nerve to say "so lets cut to the chase, are we paying for ourselves?" wtf? with a question like that, of course you fucking are.

11/25/2007 3:17:15 AM

met some at the hookah bar

11/25/2007 3:38:39 AM

"I mean, unless you cut a deal with the manager..."

11/25/2007 3:45:28 AM

dumb bitchs

11/25/2007 3:45:58 AM

should've said "Oh yeah, that was never up for debate. Only question was if y'all were paying for US."

11/25/2007 5:45:23 AM

dude. they were at jackpot. it ain't their first rodeo.

11/25/2007 7:00:29 AM

haha

11/25/2007 7:03:39 AM

how exactly do you know when a women is a hooker as uposed to a women who just dresses like one?

11/25/2007 8:21:34 AM

^give women a bad name

11/25/2007 8:23:26 AM

whats so bad about hookers?

11/25/2007 9:32:06 AM

all broads are hookers.

11/25/2007 9:36:25 AM

aha, I would have said "well, you are now"

11/25/2007 9:46:20 AM

you can't make a ho a housewife

11/25/2007 9:52:13 AM

Quote :

"uposed"

you could have at least spelled it "uphosed"

11/25/2007 9:52:25 AM

one gender pays the other to have sex

it's clear which gender is ftw

11/25/2007 10:03:21 AM

lol...bar sluts are always looking for free booze and food...


gross...

11/25/2007 12:01:54 PM

i can them bar hags

11/25/2007 12:31:33 PM

the correct term is sluts.

11/25/2007 12:35:20 PM

Well, shit, alright...i'll admit it.

I broke down and went to city limits last night.




...shut up.


It was the first time in like 4 years- since I worked at charlie goodnights.

Anyway, So I was talking to this guy upstairs about how ridiculous it is that there is a wire hanging from one end of the bar to the other with bras hanging on it. There must've been about 50+ bras/panties/bikini tops, etc- hanging from this wire. (I don't know about y'all, but my bras aren't cheap enough to just donate to a skanky club to display). I was on my like, oh, 2nd beer- so I was just standing there talking about tree forts and things of that nature. I was wearing a wool shirt...jeans...I mean, I was wearing the same thing I had worn to the library that afternoon. My point is- I did NOTHING to come off as a slo0t.

But this guy seemed nice enough, really funny, nothing amazing- but I was at city limits, so I knew not to expect too much. But, I gave him my phone number and told him I expected a call.


...an hour later I get a text message that says, AND I QUOTE, "U wanna bang?"




I mean, SERIOUSLY? What kind of slutty dood says THAT to somebody he just met? WHO DOES THAT?!?!!?!? And moreover- what kind of chick would say yes? AND MOREOVER- DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THAT IS HOW YOU GET THE HERP!?!?!

I swear...as I get older I just get more and more surprised.

11/25/2007 12:57:35 PM

U wanna bang?

11/25/2007 12:59:06 PM

^^ people actually try that?


i just think it.

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 12:59 PM. Reason : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR ^s]

11/25/2007 12:59:39 PM

hahaha I went to this bar to play pool and met a guy who gave me his card and told me to call him later so we can "play pool"

I went to the other bar and looked at the card...his name is Mr. Slow and every word thats supposed to end with an S ended with a Z.....he also cuts hair.

11/25/2007 1:00:21 PM

so did you bang him or not?

11/25/2007 1:01:27 PM

hell no.


should I post his number on here?

11/25/2007 1:02:32 PM

i'm going to say yes.

11/25/2007 1:03:23 PM

Is 'U wanna bwn' any better?

11/25/2007 1:04:06 PM

maybe i should respond back with "yes, baby- plz 2 d0 me now" and meet him somewhere inconspicuous and stab him in the face with a butcher knife- after I cut his balls off to show him how black they are before he dies.

11/25/2007 1:04:49 PM

funny thing is he probably did the same thing to 7 girls before you and who knows how many after until one replied with an ok.

11/25/2007 1:07:00 PM

Now I don't feel as special

11/25/2007 1:08:22 PM

^^^ LOL

11/25/2007 1:09:21 PM

Quote :

"U wanna bang? "

wow, that takes balls to ask via text on the first night.....

i would only ask that if i thought it was the kind of girl that would actually say yes....

11/25/2007 1:15:07 PM

haha, what are you tryin' to say about lauren...

11/25/2007 1:21:20 PM

nothing at all....

he was just assuming

11/25/2007 1:21:59 PM

YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR THE SALE!

11/25/2007 1:35:36 PM

That's a couple good stories there

11/25/2007 1:39:25 PM

Quote :

"i would only ask that if i thought it was the kind of girl that would actually say yes.... "

11/25/2007 1:42:33 PM

kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/25/2007 1:56:33 PM

lauren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/25/2007 2:24:53 PM

that doesnt sound like a dumb bitch. sounds more like a gold digging/slutty hoe.


i like dumb bitches

11/25/2007 2:30:32 PM

sounds like i left at the right time

you forgot to mention that said hookers made you forfeit a game of pool

11/25/2007 2:36:17 PM

? i dont recall that

11/25/2007 2:37:53 PM

Quote :

"U wanna bang?"

Guys like this make it so much easier for the rest of us.

11/25/2007 3:38:45 PM

Would you care to participate in coitis?

11/25/2007 3:41:58 PM

Hay girl I saw you peepin your eyes at me; you ready to bwn, let's do the deal.

11/25/2007 3:44:25 PM

"give her the business"

11/25/2007 3:49:02 PM

Quote :

"a women"

posted by a woman

twice

11/25/2007 3:52:12 PM

she still hasn't posted the dudes phone number

wat???


[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 6:18 PM. Reason : im a retard, how did i end up posting in the wrong thread]

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 6:24 PM. Reason : WTF is wrong with me, i was it the right thread. This headcold is killing me, to bed i go]

11/25/2007 6:12:20 PM

post stalker.

11/25/2007 7:36:41 PM

By the use of the word 'broads' I expected this to be a DnL thread...it wasn't, and I was mildly pleased with the result...

11/25/2007 7:41:14 PM

understandable. I mean he did invent the word.

11/25/2007 7:42:04 PM