cause i didnt wipe good enough this morning

11/16/2007 8:40:02 AM

actually, proper grammar is "well" enough

11/16/2007 8:41:28 AM

11/16/2007 8:41:28 AM

11/16/2007 8:43:19 AM

i hate when that happens

11/16/2007 8:44:02 AM

is it a gerbil

11/16/2007 8:44:54 AM

pinworms

11/16/2007 8:45:25 AM

I mean.....this is completely your fault
no one here can help you with your situation



you basically just have to sit there being a stank drawer mother fucker for a while

11/16/2007 8:45:35 AM

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.

11/16/2007 8:45:51 AM

What I hate is when it itches soooo fuckin' bad that you dig and end up with a fudge spot in your underwear and a stinky hand.

Better go take care of bidness son. Dey's bathrooms with tawlet paper all over campus...Even if it leaves your starfish a little raw, better than brown.

11/16/2007 8:46:36 AM

thats why i wear dark boxers

11/16/2007 8:49:44 AM

Alrighty there, Mister Spongebob Silk Boxers...

11/16/2007 8:51:45 AM

^ teh womenz love em



[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 8:54 AM. Reason : they be my lucky ones yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

11/16/2007 8:53:54 AM

a tickle in your anus?

11/16/2007 9:24:07 AM

You can also dampen a wad of TP and use that to wipe.

11/16/2007 9:25:56 AM

And then the tawlet paper falls apart and leaves lint balls all around your asshole. And you're left with shitwater all over your hand.

Stinky fingers any way you slice it, sir.

11/16/2007 9:29:25 AM

You don't have to have it SOPPING wet. It also depends on the strength of the paper.

Just because it's itching doesn't mean you have to scrub off your epidermis, just wipe it gently and thoroughly.

11/16/2007 9:31:11 AM

When I was a little kid, my uncle thought it was hilarious to tell me that my epidermis was showing. I got all paranoid and shit.

11/16/2007 9:32:10 AM

Quote :

"What I hate is when it itches soooo fuckin' bad that you dig and end up with a fudge spot in your underwear and a stinky hand. Better go take care of bidness son. Dey's bathrooms with tawlet paper all over campus...Even if it leaves your starfish a little raw, better than brown. "

words of wisdom

11/16/2007 10:46:40 AM

11/16/2007 10:47:30 AM

man i bet cavemen had raw starfishes

11/16/2007 10:48:28 AM

Better sharpen the blades on your turdcutter.

11/16/2007 11:01:17 AM

i blew out a straight #7 this morning

11/16/2007 12:28:15 PM

you guys are some sick fuckers - i'm way above SHIT like this

11/16/2007 12:33:08 PM

yet you still post on tww

11/16/2007 12:43:08 PM

Quote :

"cause i didnt wipe good enough this morning "

Quote :

"What I hate is when it itches soooo fuckin' bad that you dig and end up with a fudge spot in your underwear and a stinky hand."

Quote :

"thats why i wear dark boxers "

wow... some of you are some really sick/nasty/filthy fucks.

i ain't shaking hands with people ever again

11/16/2007 12:45:01 PM

i love scratchin my balls and then shakin peoples hands then everyone they shake hands with has touched my balls

11/16/2007 12:46:15 PM

^^ yeah but I heard a rumor that you used to wet the bed. I don't know if it is true though.

11/16/2007 12:50:53 PM

Quote :

"you guys are some sick fuckers - i'm way above SHIT like this"

Hold on a minute, there, dick. You ARE SHIT like this.

11/16/2007 1:34:58 PM

number 2 hurts when it comes out at high speed.

11/16/2007 1:38:34 PM

Quote :

"^^ yeah but I heard a rumor that you used to wet the bed. I don't know if it is true though."

oh man

WE BACK

11/16/2007 2:04:59 PM

haha, nvm

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 2:12 PM. Reason : too ~]

11/16/2007 2:06:34 PM