UHF is just starting on comedy central. I had to track down a dvd version of this just for the extra U62 commercials.

11/15/2007 2:02:03 AM

11/15/2007 2:19:13 AM

I have to write. I can't watch Weird Al movies.

11/15/2007 2:28:17 AM

insomiacs

11/15/2007 2:43:50 AM

Oooh, what are you writing Jonny

11/15/2007 2:47:09 AM

personal statement

11/15/2007 2:50:24 AM

fuck those

your personal statement should be

"i am not an essay, motherfucker"

11/15/2007 2:50:54 AM

Hahaha, I'm actually going to put some f-words in this draft, and see what Halpern says when he looks at it.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 2:52 AM. Reason : what did devin do that was ftw?]

11/15/2007 2:52:01 AM

everything about devin is ftw

his hat, his love of billy jack, the way he shined his laser pointer directly into the eye of some loud bitch in class

11/15/2007 2:54:04 AM

Quote :

"the way he shined his laser pointer directly into the eye of some loud bitch in class"

hahahahahaha, <3

he's writing one of my letters of rec

11/15/2007 2:55:16 AM

Dear Grad School Hufflepuffs,

Yes, I did just make a Harry Potter reference. Do you have a problem with that? I also like Kelly Clarkson in an unironic way. You want my personal fucking statement? Here it is:

JOE FUCKING STRUMMER.

Fuck you and the shamefully closeted homosexual you rode in on,

vinylbandit

11/15/2007 2:58:27 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

11/15/2007 2:59:10 AM

yeah, just copy that

fucking steal it, man

11/15/2007 3:20:00 AM

^ I just imagined Bud Cort saying that.

And by "that," I mean SF's post and my statement, but not in that order.

11/15/2007 3:21:41 AM

Personal statements are the worst form of literature

11/15/2007 4:25:02 AM

11/15/2007 5:34:04 AM