Lisa: The months ahead will be long and arduous. But it's
only through arduousity that you --

Bart: [walks into camera view, playing guitar and singing
to the tune of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"]
If you like refund adjustments,
And the music I play,
Send a check to my friend Ralph,
And he'll mail you a tape.

Lisa: [laughs weakly] This is my brother Bart, who doesn't
seem to realize this isn't the best time for his
music. [aside] He's one of the people I want to
help with my programs.

Bart: Hey, Lis, my music's going to make it a lot easier
for you get America to swallow your big tax hike.
Lisa: [gasps]
[cut to Moe's Tavern]

Moe: Tax hike? Hold the phone, Mabel.

Carl: You know, I never trusted her.

Lenny: Don't blame me, I voted for Chastity Bono.
[cut back to the Oval Office]

Bart: [Singing to "Day-O (The Banana Boat)"] Daylight come
and you want-a my tape.

Ralph: Ta-a-ape! He say ta-a-ape-o!

Bart: Post Office Box Three Oh Four Five Two.

Lisa: Good night, America.

Director: And we're out.

11/14/2007 4:32:10 PM

yep


my favorite part is still Flanders' eyeballs melting exactly 10 years after having laser eye surgery. I'm still waiting on that to happen to someone

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 4:34 PM. Reason : add]

11/14/2007 4:34:10 PM