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EMCE
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my status name is Veteran + some.

Not really. I have an appointment with a colleague at 1PM to sort some stuff out. And I have some other self-imposed busy work to do today.....

Anyway, this colleague of mine is quite the bore. So I thought I would liven up the experience by getting fucked up before hand.

So, does anyone want to come over and do some jenkem with me?
I realize I could get into legal trouble by offering asshash to people.....but it'll be really fun.








p.s., this batch of jenkem was make with 100% pinto, and milk. I used baby laxative to work this shit through my system too.

11/12/2007 8:59:01 AM

FykalJpn
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and it's Baha'u'llah's birthday--religious holidays trump secular ones

11/12/2007 9:00:58 AM

IMStoned420
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Even I don't know what jenkem is. But if you want to get legally fucked up just eat like 300 morning glory seeds. It's actually a very pleasant feeling.

11/12/2007 9:01:06 AM

EMCE
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who doesn't know what jenkem is? that shit is off the hook!

it's a little bit unpleasant at first, BUT THEN YOU GET FUUUUUCKED UP!

11/12/2007 9:02:55 AM

wdprice3
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11/12/2007 9:03:22 AM

EMCE
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I ate oranges too

just sayin'.....

11/12/2007 9:05:36 AM

pilgrimshoes
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the thought of fermented shit ruminating through my mouth for weeks is rather offputting

11/12/2007 9:09:17 AM

IMStoned420
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Eww. Wikipedia FTW.

11/12/2007 9:09:47 AM

EMCE
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no takers?

11/12/2007 9:22:32 AM

El Nachó
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Quote :
"who doesn't know what jenkem is? that shit is off the hook!"


Pun Intended!

11/12/2007 9:24:41 AM

EMCE
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yeah, it was intended
it was also a terrible joke

I'll stop now. I'll stop...












ahaha, you all should probably suspend me. This is getting out of hand

11/12/2007 9:25:58 AM

pilgrimshoes
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your mother is out of hand

11/12/2007 9:29:35 AM

EMCE
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Listen..... Mr. Shoes, listen.....


I'll cut you. Deeply.

I'm ain't in school, boy. Don't test me.

11/12/2007 9:31:19 AM

BoondockSt
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being at a private grad school that doesnt recognize any holidays like that =

11/12/2007 9:31:48 AM

EMCE
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that's the second or third time I've seen you say that. Are you trying to brag about being in a private school or something? Do you think you're better than the rest of us?

Meh, I don't go to school anymore (AHA!!! I have no more course work left. I just have to have my thesis approved). I'm old. But I am very concerned about your situation. What school do you go to?

11/12/2007 9:34:13 AM

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