every single one of them you can hear the people eating

11/11/2007 5:52:47 PM

seconded

11/11/2007 5:53:01 PM

me too! and it looks like guys have no clue how to cook, and it promotes cheating on your girlfriend

11/11/2007 5:53:59 PM

Machismo

11/11/2007 5:54:19 PM

I love those commercials.
But then again im macho and have a pair of ballz

11/11/2007 5:55:08 PM

they're better than a lot of commercials. and they make hardees look fucking delicious.

11/11/2007 5:56:13 PM

im macho and have ballz and shit

but they amplify the sound of people eating, its like being one inch away from someone chewing with their mouth open

fuckin gross

slurpschlopchompglurp

[Edited on November 11, 2007 at 5:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2007 5:58:00 PM

nom nom nom

11/11/2007 5:58:03 PM

Quote :

"but they amplify the sound of people eating, its like being one inch away form chewing with their mouth open fuckin gross"

I change the channel every time I see one come on

fucking hate those commercials

11/11/2007 5:58:41 PM

i love it when the massive burgers piled with shit plop down onto the table in front of the camera. mmmmmmm...

11/11/2007 6:00:42 PM

You're just mad because you can't get your wahine to put some halakahiki all over your moa ule

11/11/2007 6:01:57 PM

i love hate it when the massive burgers piled with shit plop down onto the table in front of the camera. Actually, I hate everything about those commercials.

HARDEES: NOT FOR FAGGOTS. OR WOMEN.

11/11/2007 6:17:14 PM

signed.

11/11/2007 6:17:43 PM

Quote :

"HARDEES: NOT FOR FAGGOTS. OR WOMEN."

hahaha

11/11/2007 6:37:53 PM

HERE AT HARDEES CHICKS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BRING US A BURGER

11/11/2007 6:43:48 PM

#8 monster sized with curly fries and a ginormous coke, no ice.

What you see above you is the Hardee's Monster Thickburger. The burger contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat according to MSNBC. Here's their more complete description:

[T]wo one-third-pound slabs of Angus beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of cheese and mayonnaise on a buttered sesame seed bun. The sandwich alone sells for $5.49 or $7.09 with a medium fries (520 calories) and soda (about 400 calories). [Which adds up to a 2,340 calorie meal. If memory serves, it's commonly assumed that the daily caloric intake of a healthy adult is around 2,000 calories.]

11/11/2007 6:48:01 PM

^ That is mighty disgusting.

11/11/2007 6:48:55 PM

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


That is a work of art.

11/11/2007 6:50:13 PM

Fuckin' A!

11/11/2007 6:54:01 PM

I just wish they would actually hold the mayo. I always tell those fuckers to not add mayo..and what do they do, add the fucking mayo. I hate mayo

11/11/2007 6:55:14 PM

you gotta go inside to get that right, just be sweet with the black lady in charge - she'll even make you fresh fries if you ask for it!

11/11/2007 6:57:35 PM

11/11/2007 7:01:21 PM

I HATE any and all hardees commercials.

11/11/2007 7:02:04 PM

they hate you too

11/11/2007 7:04:36 PM

one of my friends used to have a bunch of coupons for free monster burgers that he stole from work

that is the only time i ate that shit

he went in to the one on avent ferry so much that he started wearing wigs and sunglasses on different ocassions

11/11/2007 7:16:03 PM

They are better than Wendy's commercials with all the odd events and some male in a Wendy's girl wig.

11/11/2007 7:18:38 PM

this is making me want cook out.

11/11/2007 7:19:17 PM

Quote :

"he went in to the one on avent ferry so much that he started wearing wigs and sunglasses on different ocassions"

Dude went all kgb just to get free hardees. lol

11/11/2007 7:20:41 PM

Oh Christ I just saw one and noticed it for the first time.

11/11/2007 9:15:58 PM

^^^^
agreed. Bad as the Hardee's commercials are, they are not as bad as those creepy Wendy's commercials

11/11/2007 9:22:49 PM

^^ya dude, exactly, when you listen to them the whole time theyre all chompchompslurpgurgleslumpslop

[Edited on November 11, 2007 at 9:27 PM. Reason : h]

11/11/2007 9:26:46 PM

bttt

1/4 lb double cheeseburger one w/ two guys in the pickup was just on. I hate that shit.

11/11/2007 10:37:55 PM

i even hate the announcer's voice

i hope they go out of business

11/11/2007 10:41:45 PM

The announcer sounds like such a tool.

"Introducing the only burger that give the right to have a cock"

11/11/2007 10:44:18 PM

cheese paper ftw! also, great sausage and egg biscuits!

11/11/2007 10:46:54 PM

they will never go out of business as long as they have the green burrito hooked to them in the non-livable desert southwest

http://www.carlsjr.com/green_burrito

11/11/2007 10:47:42 PM

*HOMF*

I fucking hate that noise

who the fuck eats like that?

11/11/2007 10:52:12 PM

im macho and have ballz and shit

but they amplify the sound of people eating, its like being one inch away from someone chewing with their mouth open

fuckin gross

nom nom nom nom

[Edited on November 11, 2007 at 10:59 PM. Reason : l]

11/11/2007 10:58:01 PM

that hawaiian chicken sandwich is delicious

11/11/2007 11:00:36 PM

yea i saw a carl's jr when i was in mexico

i was like wtf isn't that hardees

11/11/2007 11:26:21 PM

Hahahaha

http://www.hardees.com/home/

11/12/2007 6:13:11 PM

Why the fuck did a cab just pulled into my virtual living room?

11/12/2007 6:20:42 PM

I have never been bothered by this. I guess it is kinda gross.

The Wendy's commercials are just plain offensive to me. All those people cheering that dude cause he supports having multiple sides available with a value meal. Not having the choice of a baked potato or chili with my burger has never been an issue for me. Burger joints don't play that large a role in my life.

Most commercials/advertisements are offensive that way. They start with the assumption that their product actually matters in the world.

Entertain me and show me the product. Don't show a bunch of people talking about how Febreeze candles or the iPhone has changed their lives. YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

11/12/2007 6:21:16 PM

it actually reminded me that they have that 2 double cheeseburger for 3 dollar thing, and since its kinda cold and i think i have a 5 in my pocket and a hardees a few blocks away

IT MIGHT BE TIME

11/12/2007 6:25:37 PM

also if you click around on the wallet on that website, it opens to a RIPOFF of a hilarious internet thing that axlbonbach brought to fame on ytmnd.com

11/12/2007 6:27:48 PM

AHA, I suck at the internet. I didn't even realize you could click on anything. I just sat there watching the commercials on the virtual TV.

11/12/2007 6:29:34 PM

im an alleged hacker. i know that you can click the pictures and they do stuff. obviously because im more dangerous than mitnick. so much that when my old old roomate would get drunk, he found the courage deep within to call me limpdick

11/12/2007 6:30:50 PM

new hardees > old school hardees

easily

11/12/2007 6:34:03 PM

^^you just like strongbad

11/12/2007 7:07:34 PM

this has been a pet peeve of mine for awhile

11/12/2007 7:08:36 PM