batman that ho

so rumor has it that urbandictionary had a crazy definition for batman so i looked it up:

Quote :

"Batman When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that you take off your utility belt and slap her across the face. The batman logo on the buckle gets imprinted on her face as a bruise!!! "Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being cold so I have her a Batman"

its almost like the "donkey punch" - except your dick never made it to her vagina

this guy cant be talking about that can he? hahaha. and yes im sure its old, cause i heard about it on the g105 website. eat balls

11/9/2007 11:19:05 AM

lol now this one is good

11/9/2007 11:19:58 AM

nah, you took it a little too far - you didn't have much to work with in the first place

1/10

11/9/2007 11:20:20 AM

Too much misogyny.

11/9/2007 11:32:18 AM

^is there such a thing when it comes to tww?

11/9/2007 11:46:28 AM

nah

11/9/2007 11:48:07 AM

There's been too much for a long time.

11/9/2007 11:50:44 AM

^ you need to quit putting the pussy on a pedestal

11/9/2007 12:10:26 PM

I'm not even sure what that means.

11/9/2007 12:11:09 PM

1. pussy on a pedestal
114 up, 4 down


One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift.

11/9/2007 12:13:15 PM

so...it's a superman, but without the sheet stuck to the back (which is the whole point of jerking off on her back) and with a belt slap to the face.

11/9/2007 12:15:16 PM

Well, that clears things up.

So the opposite of this involves laughing at jokes about assaulting women?

11/9/2007 12:15:53 PM

HAY GUISE

ITS JUST A PARODY

11/9/2007 12:17:55 PM

Indeed.

11/9/2007 12:18:21 PM

whats wrong with laughing at these? they're like dead baby jokes

11/9/2007 12:20:37 PM

^ ^ i can't decide if you are serious or this is phenomenal trolling

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 12:21 PM. Reason : 

11/9/2007 12:20:58 PM

It's interesting how you man the Batman more violent than the Superman.

Fitting, I guess, based on the two comic book characters.

11/9/2007 12:23:22 PM

Superman's a pussy. That's why.

11/9/2007 12:24:02 PM

its phenomenal trolling, good show sir, mighty good show

11/9/2007 12:25:27 PM

So the way to avoid being a pussy is by beating women with your utility belt?

Smacking a woman is good way to show you're a man?

11/9/2007 12:26:46 PM

I prefer the spiderman. I made it up in high school. you're gettin head, and the girl is all anal about gettin cum in her mouth, so you're like ok fine blast her face with so much cum that it's like she's wrapped up in spiderman webbing

11/9/2007 1:02:41 PM

that's probably the worst spiderman move i've heard

11/9/2007 1:03:58 PM