The Situation:
Ok, first lemme explain the situation. I have a best friend that is turning 21, and he's throwing a rented out club party the 30th or 31st of November. (his mom is still trying to book it)--sorta like that MTV sweet sixteen type of deal.

The PLOT:
His sister wants to embarrass him and made the suggestion of hiring a stripper/lap dancer.


The Question:

Is there anybody, (preferably a girl, though a guy would def. be embarrassing) be willing to give the BDAY boy an embarrassing lap dance in front of a crowd of 50-100 people for only 1-2 songs max....~10 minutes tops...

THE PAYOUT
The sister said she would pay 100$ cash; but if you are willing to do it, a lot of pictures will be taken....(she said it would be ok to cover your face...she just wants to take pictures of her brother getting embarrased in front of all his friends and even his parents)


OK...so i know this really isnt a typical wolfweb classified ad...but... his sister brought up a really good idea, and I had no other way of getting this message across....Sooooo...i reluctanctly posted here...

If you are interested just PM your number and I'll get you into contact with the sister.

11/9/2007 12:45:25 AM

november does not have a 31st...n00b

and yes, that is strikingly odd of you to post on here

oh, and you need a much better title...this looks like a chit chat thread



[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 12:48 AM. Reason : i thought i was in chit chat]

11/9/2007 12:46:46 AM

man you've got to be really fucking poor to do this for 100 bucks

11/9/2007 12:50:40 AM

I've seen this before, and I think it was on tww.

11/9/2007 2:47:18 AM

make that $100x100

and i will consider it

11/9/2007 5:08:24 AM

look kid, nobody would do this for $100.

google for "escorts raleigh" or something like that to find what you're looking for.

11/9/2007 8:41:14 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org

11/9/2007 8:44:47 AM

I think you'd have to pony up $300 plus to do something like that.

11/9/2007 8:53:47 AM

There has to be more to this story. If this happened to me, I'd just take it all in and play along. Whether the dancer was male/female, I wouldn't give the satisfaction of being embarrassed. I'd just opt for payback later... like her wedding day.

11/9/2007 8:57:37 AM

i'll do it for 1 car payment ($425).

but i ain't strippin down to a thong or any gay shit like that.

11/9/2007 8:58:01 AM

the issue here is

when did a lapdance become embarrassing?

i mean do you attend liberty university or something?

11/9/2007 8:59:45 AM

hahaha ^ftw

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:32 AM. Reason : ]

11/9/2007 9:31:52 AM