for the first time ever in my life. the only prior foreign poop experiences i have had have been with dogs. he was 3...it was weird

11/8/2007 9:52:55 AM

did you look at the contents inside tissue after you wiped?

11/8/2007 9:54:13 AM

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"for the first time ever in my life. the only prior foreign poop experiences i have had have been with dogs. he was 30...it was weird"

11/8/2007 9:54:32 AM

11/8/2007 9:55:12 AM

I've seen baby poop, old people poop, dog shit, cat poop, rabbit poop and snake and lizard poop.

11/8/2007 9:56:24 AM

thats just weird

11/8/2007 9:57:15 AM

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"old people poop"

11/8/2007 9:59:21 AM

yeah

the fucked up part is that they never say 'thank you'. they just look at you like you're some sort of servant.

11/8/2007 9:59:53 AM

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"did you look at the contents inside tissue after you wiped?"

yeah i did...i had to make sure he was clean. poor little guy.

11/8/2007 10:00:05 AM

I babysat my neighbors kid and he went to take a shit, then he calls me to come wipe. I might have considered it if he was still really little, but this motherfucker is 6 and fat as hell, one of those morbidly obese kids. So I just stood in the hall and told him how to do it. He was proud as shit and told his mom as soon as she walked through the door.

11/8/2007 10:00:51 AM

^^^^volunteered at the nursing home in high school. don't give me that look.

11/8/2007 10:01:19 AM

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"puppy is really a cat 4735 Posts user info edit post I've seen baby poop, old people poop, dog shit, cat poop, rabbit poop and snake and lizard poop."

Why are dogs the only ones who "shit"?

11/8/2007 10:01:42 AM

because thats what dogs do.

11/8/2007 10:02:49 AM

^^^^ FAVOURITE NEW USER

^^^That's actually really nice

11/8/2007 10:04:22 AM

I babysat once and called my moms to come and change the diaper.

11/8/2007 10:05:14 AM

you don't sound like a good babysitter.
^^despite your opinion about me, I really am a nice person.

11/8/2007 10:06:44 AM

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"I babysat my neighbors kid and he went to take a shit, then he calls me to come wipe. I might have considered it if he was still really little, but this motherfucker is 6 and fat as hell, one of those morbidly obese kids. So I just stood in the hall and told him how to do it. He was proud as shit and told his mom as soon as she walked through the door."

holy shit!! I hope this kid learns how to wipe before the age of 6. I'm determined to teach him soon. I almost had him wait on the toilet until his mom got back...but that would have been mean.

11/8/2007 10:07:07 AM

11/8/2007 10:10:36 AM

I knew a girl like that once. 4 or 5 year old, lived with her grandma (I don't remember, but I think her mom was irresponsible) anyways, she would call for her grandma every time she used the bathroom. I was 11 at the time, and was like what in the world, she can't wipe her own butt? as a kid, its even harder to understand why some kids can't do things, but apparently, nobody taught her how to help herself. She was a smart girl besides that.

11/8/2007 10:11:35 AM

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"Why are dogs the only ones who "shit"?"

Bats do too.

11/8/2007 10:12:32 AM

I remember some girl volunteered with old people in high school and she said one woman threw her poop at her.

11/8/2007 10:35:01 AM

^

11/8/2007 10:53:19 AM

You made a thread about whiping a 3-year-old's ass

11/8/2007 10:54:34 AM

yes....yes i did. you made a thread with just your handle as the title???

11/8/2007 11:03:19 AM

I remember learning to wipe. I was soooooo proud.

11/8/2007 11:09:39 AM

just wait until you have people vomit on you

or even better, take out their cock and start pissing on you

while you're trying to bring them down from a coke high

now THAT is fun.

11/8/2007 11:17:03 AM

^ I know right. Sounds like you and your friends know how to party.

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11/8/2007 11:18:09 AM

^^ why would you take out their cock?

11/8/2007 11:20:39 AM

poopy baby diapers are the worst, because the poop gets all over their rump instead of just the area it comes out....also sometimes they squirm too much

11/8/2007 11:20:43 AM

Buddy of mine was dropping anchor at a party when some drunk dude waltzed in an pissed on his lap, like he didn't even see him sitting on the toilet. He says in he would've beat the guys ass but the guy ran off, but my friends a pussy so he probably just sat there and took it like like he was Ray J.

11/8/2007 11:26:43 AM

i joined the key club in high school (even though it was invite only and i was never REALLY in it officially. i had a crush on one of the girls in there and also had friends in it OKAY)

anyways we went to the rest home and volunteered, but never had to wipe ass. I just remember talking and listening to stories, and maybe some singing or some activity done in a circle (not a circle jerk THANKS)

also its stressful to think about the possibility of like helping your mom wipe her ass one day in the next 20 years or so. i think it would probably freak her out just as much as it freaks me out, so i hope i have enough money set aside to have someone else do that if it comes to that. preferably a female who isnt grossed out by old people shit.

hopefully by then they'll have ass wipe machines that take care of old people. cause i dont want to put my mom in a home, or put her in my home. ha ha

11/8/2007 11:34:24 AM

i didn't take out their cock

he took it out
and proceeded to start pissing on my face

while we were trying to push some narcan

11/8/2007 11:36:37 AM

why would you use narcan on a coke OD? i thought that stuff was to block off opiate receptors or some shit

11/8/2007 11:39:13 AM

if he was able to do all that..... did he really NEED that narcan

11/8/2007 11:39:55 AM

sry

not coke

heroin

(i just woke up, mah brain is fuzzy OKAY)

11/8/2007 11:40:44 AM

^^oh yes. he did.

11/8/2007 11:41:11 AM

my Mom taught me to "Make a flower" with the toilet paper...that's how I learned to wipe

I was so proud, I drove out to Mitch's and got drunk

11/8/2007 11:43:44 AM

Is the pussy that good that you'll wipe the ass of another mans offspring?

11/8/2007 11:52:21 AM

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"poopy baby diapers are the worst, because the poop gets all over their rump instead of just the area it comes out....also sometimes they squirm too much"

didn't know you had kids.

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"Is the pussy that good that you'll wipe the ass of another mans offspring?"

i kinda thought the same thing.

11/8/2007 12:51:15 PM

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"Is the pussy that good that you'll wipe the ass of another mans offspring?"

YES....YES IT IS!!! The most amazing sex of my life!!

11/8/2007 1:11:27 PM

^ i dont have kids, but i just used to babysit like every day....

11/8/2007 1:52:04 PM

I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass.

11/8/2007 1:57:57 PM

If I ever have kids I'm getting a bidet installed so I don't have to deal with any of this mess

11/8/2007 1:59:26 PM