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"A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson. The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet (61 meter) and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution. The Wenatchee World newspaper cites Everson saying he didn't see the animal until it hit and didn't realize what happened until after the impact. "It was just 'bam'— you just saw something come down and hit the hood," Charles Everson said this morning from his hotel room in Manson. The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield. Charles Everson says he kept repeating, "I don't believe this. I don't believe this." The year-old cow had been reported missing by a breeder. It was euthanized at the scene."

It wasn't dead yet?!?!?!?!?!111

11/7/2007 7:04:10 PM

eat more chiken

11/7/2007 7:04:46 PM

haha damn

11/7/2007 7:05:12 PM

i guess this is another thing that's only funny in the movies....Twister

11/7/2007 10:44:34 PM

poor cow



lol

11/7/2007 10:45:53 PM

They're lucky that SOB just hit the hood of the car instead of landing on the damned roof.

11/7/2007 10:46:09 PM

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"poor cow"

seriously....

11/7/2007 10:46:39 PM

i saw this on CNN this morning.......i was like, "wow, talk about some random shit" can you imagine driving down the road and a freaking cow falls from the sky onto your car.

11/7/2007 11:03:13 PM

lol "We got cows." That's definitely a wtf moment.

11/7/2007 11:16:56 PM

holy cow! that's crazy.

11/7/2007 11:21:06 PM

^ i see wut you did thur

11/7/2007 11:26:19 PM

this is off the charts on the random-shit-o-meter

11/7/2007 11:34:00 PM

ha, does insurance cover flying cows?

11/7/2007 11:35:23 PM

^no, only flying dogs

11/8/2007 7:15:58 AM

Firstly, poor cow

Secondly, "Another cow!" "Actually, I think that's the same one."

11/8/2007 8:32:41 AM

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"It wasn't dead yet?!?!?!?!?!111 "

11/8/2007 9:33:10 AM

Mmmmmm, steak...

11/8/2007 9:37:48 AM

thats one way to make an anniversary memorable....

11/8/2007 9:49:20 AM

Thats pretty crazy

11/8/2007 9:51:32 AM

too bad you didn't see it splatter all over the road

11/8/2007 9:53:58 AM

it was a year old, 600 pound heifer, not even full grown. could have been worse. could have been a big cow, fallen right on top of the hood. Those people are lucky.

11/8/2007 9:54:09 AM

That van looks like one of the agents from the second matrix movie jumped on the hood.

11/8/2007 9:55:49 AM

They should have had a massive grill out on the scene to honor the fallen cow.

11/8/2007 10:20:20 AM

didn't know there were mountains and cliffs and shit in michigan. thought it was all flat out there.

11/8/2007 10:46:13 AM

poor cow? poor fucking cow? if you're driving along and hit a deer on the highway do you say "oh that poor deer"? or do you say "you stupid fucking dumb animal you couldve killed me"

11/8/2007 10:47:25 AM

^^Whats the Pistons arena called?

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 10:48 AM. Reason : x]

11/8/2007 10:48:11 AM

The Rough Terrain Kingdom of Auburn Cliffs

11/8/2007 10:49:24 AM

^^ya but there are lots of ironic names

11/8/2007 10:50:53 AM

if you keep sailing west you'll fall off the earth cause its flat, scientific consensus

11/8/2007 10:51:31 AM