http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

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"I don't know what this style is called since every retailer comes up with their own "clever" name for it, so I'm just going to call them tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit. You're not pregnant, so cut that shit out. What boggles my mind about tit curtains is that it's becoming trendy, right up there with Castro hats. I don't get it. If I had boobs, the last thing I'd want to do with them is cover them up with curtains, though I'd probably eventually cover them with curtains when I'd exhausted everything else (oil, soap, other boobs, my hands, the lid of a photocopy machine, the mouths of other lesbians, etc). Quit disrespecting your chest hams. "

So true this shit made me spray my monitor with beer a min ago. How the hell did the "pregant shirt" thing become fashionable. I would rate this up there past the Grandma sunglasses and the cowboy boots.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 8:11 PM. Reason : l]

11/6/2007 8:10:37 PM

I call them moo clothes

11/6/2007 8:11:02 PM

signed.

11/6/2007 8:11:47 PM

i hate them as well...dont look good at all

11/6/2007 8:12:02 PM

concur

11/6/2007 8:12:11 PM

Signed.

11/6/2007 8:12:57 PM

girl i was out with saturday was wearing that kind of getup

total

11/6/2007 8:13:33 PM

i have to agree on this

11/6/2007 8:14:08 PM

hahahaha theyre so gross

11/6/2007 8:23:34 PM

yeah the girl satruday had this thing like the one on the far right, except it had leg holes

with black stalkings on under it and stilettos

i picked her up, and gave her the

"what the fuck is wrong with you" look

it didnt go well from there

11/6/2007 8:24:44 PM

the one in the middle isn't that bad.


but the rest and those ive seen in person, yeah loner boner

11/6/2007 8:25:57 PM

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"stalkings"

11/6/2007 8:27:19 PM

11/6/2007 8:29:01 PM

I don't know about yall, but those shirts turn me on. I guess its the whole girl wanting to get pregnant - horny and wanting it look.

If they are like curtains than it is that much easier to pull up like skirts

11/6/2007 8:37:35 PM

girls in my high school wore nasty maternity wear like this.

boob sweaters ftw.

11/6/2007 8:42:51 PM

^^

11/6/2007 9:43:12 PM

11/6/2007 9:43:43 PM

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"boob sweaters ftw"

such a silly garment...

11/6/2007 9:44:13 PM

Maybe they're jsut tired of you staring at their boobs so they cover them with these things? Or they have muffin tops

11/6/2007 9:46:44 PM

yeah, if they have muffin tops they need to wear this

11/6/2007 9:47:31 PM

hahahah this thread delivers twice

once on the tit-curtain thing, and once on the muffin top. i'd never heard of muffin top, so i looked it up and found it on freakin wiki



ahahhaha

11/6/2007 9:50:24 PM

lol so thats what a muffin top is

11/6/2007 9:51:17 PM

hahahahaha, stalkings

pilgrimshoes

11/6/2007 9:51:51 PM

jackleg didn't know what muffin tops were?

11/6/2007 9:51:53 PM

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"such a silly garment..."

it is, but nothing highlights your breasts more.

11/6/2007 9:52:15 PM

^^i didnt either...

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 9:52 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 9:52:15 PM

nah, im an almost 30 year old homebody. i dont know much of anything if its not on my dvr

11/6/2007 9:54:07 PM

^^ what you don't know could fill a warehouse

11/6/2007 9:59:53 PM

So could what's been in your moms va jay jay

11/6/2007 10:00:45 PM

knowing that you don't know something separates man from machine

11/6/2007 10:01:30 PM

^^ yeah i inherited the big dick gene from my dad

11/6/2007 10:02:10 PM

^^^^o rry?

11/6/2007 10:02:35 PM

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"yeah the girl satruday had this thing like the one on the far right, except it had leg holes with black stalkings on under it and stilettos i picked her up, and gave her the "what the fuck is wrong with you" look it didnt go well from there "

I'm surprised you even let her in the car.

11/6/2007 10:03:32 PM

i've been saying this about these shirts since 2 years ago

seriously girls, wtf makes you think you look good in it

11/6/2007 10:06:20 PM

Just because you can't see their tits in them doesn't mean they're ugly.

11/6/2007 10:08:45 PM

and just because its ugly doesnt mean its because you cant see their tits. and i'd imagine some girls could fill them out nicely... but it looks weird. and reminds me of the new less attractive lindsay lohan for some reason

11/6/2007 10:13:00 PM

But most of the comments are about the lack boob.

11/6/2007 10:14:50 PM

concur

11/6/2007 10:15:15 PM

i dont have enough experience with the clothing to know if its the shirt or if they just have skinny models. i guess they dont even hang well on more endowed girls?

11/6/2007 10:16:58 PM

has nothing to do with the fact that you can't see the boob profile and everything to do with the way it hangs - it hangs like a damn maternity shirt and poofs out your torso.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:20 PM. Reason : s]

11/6/2007 10:20:19 PM

Better than on a skinny girl, but the general consensus seems to be that "boob sweaters" are ftw.

11/6/2007 10:21:07 PM

Just pretend that they are night gowns

they are really hiding the fupa








http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:28 PM. Reason : i know fupa hunter is old news]

11/6/2007 10:22:00 PM

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"How the hell did the "pregant shirt" thing become fashionable."

girls clothes fashions are determined mostly by girls (what sells) and celebrities




short explanation, women are, as a group, batshitcrazy

individually, most aren't

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top hilarity ]

Quote :

"but the general consensus seems to be that "boob sweaters" are ftw."

and how

11/6/2007 10:22:56 PM

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"How the hell did the "pregant shirt" thing become fashionable."

Believe it or not, some women like to dress comfortably. These are loose and comfortable to wear: it's not hard to see why they're popular.

I'm sorry women don't all wear skin-tight low-cut shirts for your pleasure.

11/6/2007 10:27:58 PM

i'm not implying that at all, i just think the majority of women would look much better in something else



[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:29 PM. Reason : i wish i could wear a beduoin tent too though]

11/6/2007 10:28:47 PM

are you really like you act on here? do boys hang around you?

im being serious

11/6/2007 10:29:12 PM

^^ I don't disagree. I mean, I don't own any and they're ugly.

But HUR started this thread by saying that he didn't get a boner while looking at girls wearing them, so "why would they be popular?!"

It's obvious that female fashion choices don't always have to involve how hot a guy will think she is when looking at her in it.

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"are you really like you act on here? do boys hang around you? im being serious"

I'm pretty laid-back and most of my friends are men. I'm being serious. Consult legatic, miska, spookyjon or vinylbandit for their opinions on this matter.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:33 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 10:31:36 PM

So, tent = anything not revealing massive amounts of cleavage. Got it.

11/6/2007 10:32:01 PM

unfortunately

11/6/2007 10:32:35 PM

lawl, true, you'd all be very uncomfortable if that was the case (either covered like a mummy or not at all)

11/6/2007 10:32:42 PM