in a public restroom.




I MEAN REALLY.

11/6/2007 8:26:51 AM

What's the use of a good dump if you can't share its essence with all?

11/6/2007 8:29:18 AM

I thought this thread was about taking a dump with the door open

11/6/2007 8:33:12 AM

Who the hell does that? Boys are icky.

11/6/2007 8:43:15 AM

i worked at a grocery store for 2 years in high school.... i cleaned the bathrooms occasionally

trust me, you women are much more disgusting

11/6/2007 8:44:39 AM

you women

11/6/2007 8:49:22 AM

There's a guy at work that drops his pants all the way to his ankles when pissing in the stand up urinals.

11/6/2007 8:50:32 AM

11/6/2007 8:50:58 AM

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

11/6/2007 8:51:07 AM

I MEAN REALLY.

11/6/2007 8:51:15 AM

you women are much more disgusting

11/6/2007 8:58:15 AM

I walk in and come around the corner


all i heard was *PLUNK PLUNK**GRUNT**CREEEEEEEEAK, SNAP*



good thing i skipped breakfast.

11/6/2007 9:00:49 AM

When I worked in a grocery store I was cleaning the women's restroom once, and someone had taken a dump in the trash can.

11/6/2007 9:03:10 AM

There was someone in all the stalls

11/6/2007 9:04:39 AM

hahaha

11/6/2007 9:04:56 AM

at least it wasn't on the floor

11/6/2007 9:09:56 AM

or in the sink.

11/6/2007 9:10:18 AM

I used to piss in the sink in East Village if all the urinals were occupied.

11/6/2007 9:11:09 AM

i used to piss in the sinks we had in the Tucker dorms back freshman year.

too lazy to go to the bathroom down the hall.

11/6/2007 9:13:27 AM

11/6/2007 10:05:10 AM

^one more reason why it's awesome to be a guy.

11/6/2007 10:12:00 AM

Quote :

"i worked at a grocery store for 2 years in high school.... i cleaned the bathrooms occasionally trust me, you women are much more disgusting "

truth. i did the same thing, and ill never forget the day i had to go into the women's bathroom with a water hose to spray the shit that someone had left oozing off of the TOP of the toilet(on the lid that you can remove to get to the parts). used dirty fucking tampons, shit on the floor, piss on the floor, women are far worse. only thing in the men's room that was ever a problem were giant turd corks stopping up the toilet.


man that was a shitty job

11/6/2007 10:16:25 AM

^yep add blood to the rim of the toiler caked over the shit and you've got the worst few moments of my life

11/6/2007 10:19:57 AM

if i ever was told to do that for a job

that'd be the day i quit

11/6/2007 10:23:24 AM

its because they squat

11/6/2007 11:03:36 AM

i too cleaned bathrooms, and i too feared the women's far more than mens
the toilets are a disaster
and the sinks area is like waterwold

the only thing you have to fear with the men is the horrible dump someone is taking as you enter the room

11/6/2007 11:29:59 AM

One thing I don't understand is why there are fucking pubic hairs all over the side of a urinal? Sometimes it is like someone just ripped a patch out and sprinkled it on the sides.

11/6/2007 11:37:31 AM

Quote :

"There's a guy at work that drops his pants all the way to his ankles when pissing in the stand up urinals."

haha i've always wanted to do this at a crowded bar or concert one night- straight up butters style

11/6/2007 11:39:22 AM

haha

1/30/2008 3:51:15 PM

^^aahahah

1/30/2008 3:54:27 PM

tap foot for bj

1/30/2008 3:58:00 PM

Quote :

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

and also

Quote :

"i too cleaned bathrooms, and i too feared the women's far more than mens the toilets are a disaster and the sinks area is like waterwold the only thing you have to fear with the men is the horrible dump someone is taking as you enter the room"

as did i at ruckus.
and my worst fear.
was when some drunk smart-ass would take a dump in the urinal (oh it happened quite a bit)

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 4:00 PM. Reason : gfdgrf]

1/30/2008 3:58:53 PM

it creeps me out enough if my dog walks in

let alone a person

1/30/2008 3:59:26 PM

^^ Wait, I thought everyone did that

1/30/2008 4:01:31 PM

^^ yea i can't poop w/ the door open, even at home. peeing is another thing, but poo is out of the question

1/30/2008 4:01:55 PM

^^hehe

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : IT WAS YOU!!]

1/30/2008 4:02:17 PM

it creeps me out enough if my dog walks in

let alone a person

1/30/2008 4:04:08 PM

Quote :

"trust me, you women are much more disgusting"

in every restaurant ive worked at, the womesn restroom is absurdly more nasty than the mens


that said, i cant remember the last time i took a dump with the door open

1/30/2008 4:06:16 PM

i don't like my dogs watching me while pooping

yet they watch me fuck all the time

but i think i'm more proud of that

1/30/2008 4:09:02 PM

In my high school gym locker room we didn't even have stalls to seperate the toilets, let alone doors

Just 6 toilets sitting in a row with about 4 feet between each one

It's only disconcerting the first few times...you get used to it after a while

The only time it was really an issue is when someone had a significant wipe, enough to weight down the accompanying toilet paper enough that it will go airborne, like one of those things in badminton. You were suppose to yell "Incoming!" before you hook shotted it into the masses, but few did

1/30/2008 4:10:21 PM

WHAT?

1/30/2008 4:12:07 PM

^^

1/30/2008 4:14:25 PM

Boarding School...most of you wouldn't understand

1/30/2008 4:16:32 PM

wat

1/30/2008 4:16:34 PM

Quote :

"if i ever was told to do that for a job that'd be the day i quit"

btdt

1/30/2008 4:16:49 PM

Been there done that on no stalls and no stall doors. However, this throwing thing is

1/30/2008 4:17:44 PM

Not to mention the box of death in the womens bathroom.

1/30/2008 4:18:02 PM

hahaha urinal turds!
gross.

1/30/2008 4:18:25 PM

1/30/2008 4:45:28 PM

my boss was taking a dump just now and didn't lock the door!

1/30/2008 4:47:48 PM