I just made a sandwich that I estimate was 4 or 5 inches high. I think it was too tall. There has to be some kind of golden sandwich ratio that will tell me the perfect height. Maybe you could take into account the strength of the bread. I used mushy Food Lion bread and it got squashed flat and had some ingredients poking through by the time I was done.

11/5/2007 11:07:38 PM

the manwich

11/5/2007 11:08:13 PM

6 foot tall

11/5/2007 11:08:37 PM

Sounds like a Dagwood from hell to me.

11/5/2007 11:08:41 PM

It's something you'd better learn if you ever want to land a man.

PS - The bread is key in making a mouthwatering dagwood.

11/5/2007 11:08:43 PM

eat it...i wish i could...

diets suck when i lose 10 lbs, i'm going to kanki...

11/5/2007 11:08:58 PM

open your mouth as wide as it can go. Whatever can fit in there best is your optimal sandwich height.

11/5/2007 11:09:05 PM

11/5/2007 11:09:22 PM

^FUCK YES. <3

11/5/2007 11:10:33 PM

I had to do the thing where you bite the top half, then the bottom half because the sandwich was too tall for a single bite.

btw my sandwich was vegan. it was very healthy. I just got all excited and went a little overboard on the ingredients.

11/5/2007 11:12:08 PM

you need to study up on Brown's Unified Theory of Sandwich Making

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 11:12 PM. Reason : -]

11/5/2007 11:12:10 PM

Questions like these are why TWW needs a philosophy board.

11/5/2007 11:14:12 PM

vegan? what was in it?

11/5/2007 11:15:11 PM

Quote :

"The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that a "brown note" exists."

11/5/2007 11:16:24 PM

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"btw my sandwich was vegan. it was very healthy. I just got all excited and went a little overboard on the ingredients."

Do you want to land a man with yer mad sammich skills? Or do you want to land a hairy lumberjack woman?

11/5/2007 11:16:31 PM

Ingredients:

avocado, tomato, onion, red pepper, carrot, fried tofu, spinach, mushroom, garlic, peanut butter, bread, lots of kosher salt

it was very tasty, and I challenge any meatatarian to try one and tell me it's not delicious

11/5/2007 11:19:04 PM

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"peanut butter"

11/5/2007 11:19:56 PM

You make it and bring it over and I'll let you know if it's any good.

11/5/2007 11:20:03 PM

11/5/2007 11:20:40 PM

everyone is skeptical of the peanut butter at first!

if you make this sandwich yourself, be sure to use peanut butter where the only ingredients are peanuts and salt.

11/5/2007 11:21:50 PM

I can't imagine a sandwich without meat (besides pb&j). but your sandwich sounds sorta good. The peanut butter doesn't really seem to fit in though.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 11:23 PM. Reason : ^ oh, okay. ]

11/5/2007 11:22:53 PM

11/5/2007 11:26:06 PM

If sammiches were music...yours would be complete tonal dissonance.

11/5/2007 11:26:56 PM

I saw this thing first hand. It was a giant.

11/5/2007 11:26:58 PM

I wish I had measured it

11/5/2007 11:28:01 PM

ahah i was wondering if you were still near the computer

indeed, we should have gotten out the yardstick for that stack of non-meatasaurus sammich

11/5/2007 11:29:41 PM

NOM! NOM! NOM!

No tomato though

11/5/2007 11:29:43 PM

I think thebulldoza has dial calipers somewhere. although I don't want to look like a n00b. fuck some dial calipers

11/5/2007 11:31:18 PM

under no circumstances ever should peanut butter come in contact with onion or tomato.

11/5/2007 11:31:56 PM

I put the tomatoes right on top of the peanut butter layer, it keeps them from soaking the bread

11/5/2007 11:33:25 PM

ahah damn

11/5/2007 11:35:14 PM

You nasty bitch!

11/5/2007 11:35:47 PM

I don't let The Man tell me what ingredients can and can't go on a sammich

11/5/2007 11:37:38 PM

awwww damn


i's hungary, but my stomach is full and my head hurts

11/5/2007 11:48:06 PM

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"http://www.zupans.com/img/pricing_sandwiches_footer.jpg"

looks good.

11/5/2007 11:48:45 PM

looks like a link to me

11/5/2007 11:50:19 PM

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"Ingredients: avocado, tomato, onion, red pepper, carrot, fried tofu, spinach, mushroom, garlic, peanut butter, bread, lots of kosher salt it was very tasty, and I challenge any meatatarian to try one and tell me it's not delicious"

THIS SHIT SOUNDS GOOD

i know what i'm having for lunch tomorrow
the fried tofu sounds ESPECIALLY good <3

11/5/2007 11:50:32 PM

hey, stop lovin on my friend

11/5/2007 11:51:47 PM

yay! I'm glad someone likes my recipe. the tofu is really good. I cut 2 thin slices, salted them, and fried them up in a little olive oil until crispy. but use caution, that recipe yields a sandwich of 4 or 5 inches in height

11/6/2007 12:11:27 AM

use texas toast next time

11/6/2007 12:18:36 AM

i am seriously a fan of anything tofu

pad thai w/ tofu is THE SEX
(or maybe with squid, either are good)

11/6/2007 12:27:24 AM

go away evan

11/6/2007 12:30:05 AM

watch out or daisy will eat it

11/6/2007 12:33:12 AM

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"fuck some dial calipers"

...pffffff...n00b


the sandwhich was a fucking behemoth though....

11/6/2007 1:07:30 PM

The peanut butter just doesn't seem like it belongs. Mainly due to the onion, the garlic, and the spinach. If one was handed to me, I'd give it a try, but it just sounds...off. Delete the PB and it sounds pretty damn good though.

I'd say slap that bad boy on some toasted sourdough bread.

11/6/2007 2:40:01 PM

Britta,
You forgot roasted almonds.

Things like that are why I make better sandwiches than you.

11/6/2007 2:41:43 PM

my favorite is a waffle ice cream sandwich...



waffles on each side, covered with peanut butter, honey, etc with ice cream in the middle.

11/6/2007 2:43:20 PM

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"Ingredients: avocado, tomato, onion, red pepper, carrot, fried tofu, spinach, mushroom, garlic, peanut butter, bread, lots of kosher salt "

omg thats like seriously the grossest sandwich i've ever heard

11/6/2007 2:43:27 PM

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"I can't imagine a sandwich without meat (besides pb&j). but your sandwich sounds sorta good. The peanut butter doesn't really seem to fit in though."

Dude, grilled cheese.

11/6/2007 2:43:28 PM

11/6/2007 2:49:40 PM