I learned that a .22 calibur bullet is an effective, but not very efficient way of killing yourself.


brains oozing out of a hole in someone's head isn't really as gross as i was afraid it would be.

I saw someone's temperature reach 106.2

It probably would have reached 107 or higher, but i packed him in ice and gave him a gram of tylenol.

i think 110 is the highest temp recorded on our unit.


TWW is a blog

11/2/2007 7:02:49 PM

I snorted coke off a hookers ass today

11/2/2007 7:04:16 PM

ahaha funny

11/2/2007 7:05:59 PM

Um, it maybe our different upbringing but my daddy taught me that about the .22 when I was 7.

11/2/2007 7:06:21 PM

Yesterday, I learned that Zofran is a miracle drug and it is possible to lose 3 pounds in 24 hours.

11/2/2007 7:06:23 PM

ive snorted coke off a girl's ( she was a slut ) stomach before


then i proceeded to pour alcohol on her belley button and lick and 'drink' it up

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[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 7:23 PM. Reason : x]

11/2/2007 7:22:23 PM

I shit double that a day...

11/2/2007 7:22:44 PM

Quote :

"Yesterday, I learned that Zofran is a miracle drug and it is possible to lose 3 pounds in 24 hours."

i've made mention of the miracle properties of zofran before. it's the trade off of massive constipation that some people find a turn off.

Quote :

"brains oozing out of a hole in someone's head isn't really as gross as i was afraid it would be."

it's the first time you've seen a suicide up close?

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11/2/2007 7:42:08 PM

Well, I'm 30 weeks pregnant and I lost 7 pounds in two weeks because I couldn't keep anything down other than Ensure and ice chips. Zofran was like the miracle that I have been praying for pretty much my entire pregnancy.

11/2/2007 7:49:36 PM

Quote :

"I learned that a .22 calibur bullet is an effective, but not very efficient way of killing yourself. brains oozing out of a hole in someone's head isn't really as gross as i was afraid it would be. I saw someone's temperature reach 106.2 "

n00b

11/2/2007 7:50:45 PM

yep

considering i dont work EMS, or the ER



so this was my first GSW assignment


he was oozing because he was herniating

11/2/2007 7:51:08 PM

ah i remember that you were trying to get into trauma. i see.

11/2/2007 8:34:13 PM

ahhhh, i remember my first gsw to the head

brain matter is awesome

good times

11/2/2007 8:37:12 PM

yeah, we were testing his cough reflex and brains started oozing out from under the gauze.... kind of like sausage coming out of a machine...

11/3/2007 4:23:05 PM

11/3/2007 4:30:18 PM

Wait till you see what a trailer hitch ball does to a womans face..

11/3/2007 4:33:54 PM

oh, ive seen mangled faces


and pulsating eyeballs


just no brains and really high temperatures

11/3/2007 4:37:39 PM

didnt learn anything new last night

but i sure did have a crash and burn patient... ruptured aneurysm.

and then it ruptured AGAIN 10 minutes before he got to us



i do wonder about the quality of healthcare in our rural areas.... who in their RIGHT FREAKING MIND gives a 60some year old with a ruptured aneurysm 10mg of morphine and 2 mg of dilaudid!!!!?


i love it when we have to shove an ET tube in a patient within an hour of his arrival, because the narcan didnt work

11/7/2007 9:41:18 AM

Yeah, rural healthcare is terrible. That's if you make it to hospital at all. Where I'm from, ambulance response times are around 30 minutes, then it's an hour drive to the nearest hospital.

11/7/2007 9:50:10 AM

http://www.yahoo.com/s/737680

11/16/2007 3:27:30 AM

i learned today that i need to keep a spare pair of contacts at work

because the duke eye center and employee health wont give you a spare when you get pee in your eye


my eye is going to be cemented shut in the am

11/26/2007 9:19:43 PM

So, the guy didn't die but he was losing brains... right?

11/26/2007 9:38:46 PM

yeah he died at 645 that night


family withdrew support just before we were about to initiate brain death testing

he was about to lose his respiratory drive.

there was nothing we could have done for him from the beginning, we kept him comfortable until the family could come to grips with everything.

11/26/2007 9:55:14 PM

this is what happens in nursing school fyi

12/6/2007 12:35:52 AM