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engrish
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Fuckin' A it's payday as well....party at engrish's place tonight!

11/1/2007 7:45:31 AM

roguewarrior
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no shit huh...its my last day at my current job too...
but its also my first day at my new job...

11/1/2007 7:47:08 AM

engrish
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Tomorrow is my first day at my new job but they can't start me due to some HR stuff. They told me to enjoy the day off and they will pay me anyway.

11/1/2007 7:48:26 AM

beergolftile
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tonights plans:

11/1/2007 7:48:52 AM

roguewarrior
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^^thats fucking sweet

11/1/2007 7:49:46 AM

GraniteBalls
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^^^

that's a good sign.


what kind of job is it?

11/1/2007 7:55:32 AM

EMCE
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a party at engrish's place consists of 5 people sitting around a bowl of chips watching Everyone Loves Raymond

Person 1: The pot head that smokes a few bowls, then leaves only to brag to his friends the next day about what a wild time he had last night.

Person 2: This is the cigarette fiend that spends the night on the balcony talking on his cell phone. Occasionally asking "Hey, does anyone want to go to my boy's crib with me? I need to pick something up." All the while, everyone knows that someone gave him a ride to the 'party', and he just wants to go home.

Person 3: The guy that hears 'party'. Being the socially awkward person that he is, this individual bought over 2 cases of beer. Sadly enough, no one else is drinking, so this guy gets drunk alone and ends up crashing on the couch. But not before getting too comfortable with the 1 girl sitting next to him, and putting his arm around her while reeking of natty lite.

Person 4: The girl. She's the neighbor. She just came over to return the DVD that she borrowed, and felt pressured into staying. She's about 5 seconds away from fist and face 'if this drunk mother fucker tries to kiss me one more time.....or asks me what my major is.... I'm about to go bum a smoke off of Person 2'.

Person 5: engrish. Who will eventually say "you guys are lame. I'm going to go surf the web."

11/1/2007 7:55:44 AM

GraniteBalls
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hahahaha



nice image.

11/1/2007 8:00:30 AM

engrish
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Haha, close EMCE but I've never watched Everyone Loves Raymond and I'm a borderline alcoholic. Parties at my place usually end up with me getting too drunk and talking shit about everyone, someone trying to take a walk in the woods behind my house and ending up covered in mud from head to toe, bunch of chicks singing horribly to songs that nobody wants to hear and a weird look from my neighbor for the remainder of the week that maks me wonder what the hell might have happened later that night.

I'm more than likely just going to end up at a bar with a few friends as the wife has to work tomorrow morning and would probably get all sorts of pissed if I did throw a party at my house.

^^^It's a tech job for a software company in Cary. Very dotcom'ish in the way they do business. Seems like a real solid job.

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 8:02 AM. Reason : ]

11/1/2007 8:01:47 AM

EMCE
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o i c

carry on them

congrats on the last day at your job. Cheers to new beginnings

11/1/2007 8:03:10 AM

GraniteBalls
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is that your wife?

11/1/2007 8:04:53 AM

engrish
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Yea man, I put in 4 years here and the last 2 have been brutal. I'm looking forward to starting somewhere with a fairly large company instead of a 7 guy shop.

11/1/2007 8:05:41 AM

engrish
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^^Dude, when my wife is giving me head and I close my eyes she is.

11/1/2007 8:06:14 AM

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