Start listing.

I'll contribute my single-minded piece: Wedding photographer.

Aaaaaaand.... go.

10/31/2007 10:56:49 PM

porn star

10/31/2007 10:57:34 PM

DATING OLD RICH PEOPLE FOR THEIR MONEY


OH DAG

10/31/2007 10:57:59 PM

hmmmm..... I'd have to say _________ photographer is a pretty good gig. However I'd say landscape would be better for me - no people to deal with. Just position yourself at an amazing view and wait.

10/31/2007 11:32:58 PM

Do you really enjoy doing wedding photography?

I shot a few a while back, and while I enjoyed the photography aspect of it, people just seem too tense about the whole thing. While it IS a big deal, some of the folks were just a little too focused on having "every" picture.

It is good money

10/31/2007 11:35:19 PM

being a graduate student TA is a pretty damned good job


[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Reason : /]

10/31/2007 11:35:36 PM

yeah calculus isn't all you instruct them in, AMIRITE?

^ LOL SAW THAT GAITHER.

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Reason : you're quick man, but not quick enough]

10/31/2007 11:36:25 PM

well hell, I can't have my students' parents surfing TWW and then firing me

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 11:37 PM. Reason : /]

10/31/2007 11:37:33 PM

I remember being a much younger man and seeing a s how about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition

And there was a guy whose sole job was to go and brush the models' breasts for lighting or whatever. I never saw them do anything else, not even brush another part of the body. Just the breasts.

And I knew right then that that guy had one of the best jobs in the world.

10/31/2007 11:37:38 PM

Club Med activity director has to be high on the list.

10/31/2007 11:38:37 PM

Mattress tester.

10/31/2007 11:46:21 PM

a blowjob

11/1/2007 12:50:16 AM

Personal ball washer.

11/1/2007 1:09:13 AM

Quote :

"And there was a guy whose sole job was to go and brush the models' breasts for lighting or whatever. I never saw them do anything else, not even brush another part of the body. Just the breasts. And I knew right then that that guy had one of the best jobs in the world."

quoted for emphasis

11/1/2007 3:56:57 AM

The best job in the world is being a middle class kid who goes to school and lives in a safe neighborhood with a happy family.

[/sappy]

11/1/2007 4:02:01 AM

Jack Daniels girl.

11/1/2007 4:23:40 AM

Wedding photographer for real? Too much stress and not enough loot!!

Director of Photography

11/1/2007 6:14:01 AM

fluffer

11/1/2007 6:45:12 AM

Pope.

11/1/2007 6:49:43 AM

Stress all depends on the stressor. If you know what you're doing it can be a snap. I can't say that for myself but that's how my boss handles herself, it's all so easy for her and I envy her for it! I'm sure it's not as easy as she makes it out to be but with a certain level of experience, I'm sure a photographer can produce such timely quality that no client can cause a stressful objection.

And THAT is worth the pay. Not that the pay is bad either, but as an assistant it's something to be desired. Someday when I work my way up the photography ladder I'll be able to charge more for my own wedding gigs.

11/1/2007 10:48:14 AM

porn star

11/1/2007 10:51:54 AM

no-account drifter

11/1/2007 10:52:11 AM

porn star fluffer

11/1/2007 11:08:47 AM

We're talking best job in the world and wedding photographer is the best you can come up with?

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ]

11/1/2007 12:47:18 PM

i give away free camel ciggs at bars and get them for free myself....saves me $$ like whoa

11/1/2007 12:48:35 PM

strip club DJ

11/1/2007 12:53:06 PM

stunt cock

11/1/2007 12:54:09 PM

actor

11/1/2007 12:54:25 PM

devirginizer

11/1/2007 12:58:57 PM

US Senator

easy work
low turnover
good pay and benefits
good retirement plan

11/1/2007 1:00:10 PM

fruit roll-ups scientist.

trix rabbit.

11/1/2007 1:01:04 PM

Sell-out stand-up comic:

1. Get an cable 1/2 hour special
2. Invent a catch phrase
3. Pimp the catch phrase out (T-shirt, tapes, hats, late-night interviews, etc.)
4. pack a few stadiums in a big tour
5. retire

11/1/2007 1:38:50 PM

fishing has been pretty good thus far


but I've always wanted to "work" in the outdoors

11/1/2007 1:41:18 PM

Somehow I knew you'd come in here and post about your new job.

11/1/2007 2:07:40 PM

ehhh, not that big of a deal... it's not really a job anyway

when I get my own boat it will be more of a "job"

I still sell real estate when I'm not fishing


still do other things also to make my money

gotta stay on that grind

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 2:09 PM. Reason : next tourney in two weeks... then nothing til february]

11/1/2007 2:08:41 PM

best jobs i could think of atm
nutting in a cup
beta tester for halo 3
test subject in cannabis study
being a breeding stud for aliens
surfing the intranet for $texas
heffner 's job
hand model
movie critic
jingle writer
spiderman

11/1/2007 2:38:10 PM

blow[jobs]
porn star
Black metal god.
Pimp.
Trust fund?

11/1/2007 2:47:28 PM

National geographic photographer
Getting to travel the world and make documentaries like on Discovery.
Being the late Steve Irwin or his family
celebrity-they've got it pretty fucking easy
a fluffer

11/1/2007 3:07:34 PM

Blowjobs

/thread

11/1/2007 3:08:21 PM

^giving them?

11/1/2007 3:11:14 PM

imploding buildings

11/1/2007 3:12:05 PM

^^only to you

no [homo]

11/1/2007 3:12:58 PM

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 3:21 PM. Reason : i pay well]

11/1/2007 3:21:32 PM