"freckles" or no "freckles?"

10/29/2007 7:33:30 PM

C. VERY LARGE

10/29/2007 7:33:50 PM

One I can use to pee standing up and not make a mess.

10/29/2007 7:33:51 PM

ain't no penis like the one I got

10/29/2007 7:33:59 PM

Quote :

"One I can use to pee standing up and not make a mess."

10/29/2007 7:34:33 PM

one I can hold like a baseball bat

10/29/2007 7:34:46 PM

Also, one that will suitably inform me what
- a blowjob
- sex with a woman
- various sorts of male masturbation
- icyhot on the wang
- handjob from a chick

all feel like.

10/29/2007 7:35:47 PM

one that is allergic to my hand

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : ^icyhot on the wang is a HORRIBLE idea...]

10/29/2007 7:36:15 PM

I know.

10/29/2007 7:36:43 PM

the only acceptable response from any female posting in this thread is "any kind that is attached to EMCE."

10/29/2007 7:36:55 PM

icyhot on the wang is an amazing idea.

10/29/2007 7:37:41 PM

it was like some of the worst 10 minutes of my life

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:39 PM. Reason : back when i was like 14]

10/29/2007 7:39:12 PM

Quote :

"- icyhot on the wang"

i put icyhot on my nipples back in high school.

it felt great after PE when i went to english, but i ended up making alot of wierd noises in history.

10/29/2007 7:39:53 PM

...Why have I not thought of icyhot + nipples before?

10/29/2007 7:40:25 PM

[off to cvs, nothing to see here...]

10/29/2007 7:55:57 PM

haha...i bet hollister knows about icyhot

10/29/2007 8:02:35 PM

Quote :

"ain't no penis like the one I got"

Oooh, (ain't no penis like the one I've got.)
Oh, no, they don't come better.
(To make him happy doesn't take a lot.)
He don't ask for things, no diamond rings.
(So together, like a hand in glove.)
Like pages in a letter.
(Ain't no penis like the one I love.)

10/29/2007 8:24:45 PM

oh, my poor aching bones...

10/29/2007 8:33:51 PM

Icyhot

10/29/2007 11:00:00 PM

how was it?

10/29/2007 11:04:51 PM