naked in the dark

10/27/2007 11:07:09 PM

are you in a dumpster after being raped?

10/27/2007 11:08:14 PM

no

10/27/2007 11:08:27 PM

^^ it's not tuesday yet

10/27/2007 11:50:39 PM

i don't know what that means^

10/27/2007 11:52:05 PM

it insinuates that you are raped and left in a dumpster on tuesdays

10/27/2007 11:54:00 PM

ahh yee i get it i get it

10/27/2007 11:55:08 PM

i opened a cupboard to get a plate tonight and had one kamikaze my hand. fucker got squashed flat. i need to talk to the plumbers cuz i think they didn't seal the pipe well enough that they installed last week for the washer and dryer my complex is supposed to be giving me. it looked like an outside roach

10/28/2007 12:03:43 AM

how about lying shirtless in bed with no covers in the dark and having a camelback cricket land in the middle of your chest

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 2:07 AM. Reason : asf]

10/28/2007 2:06:40 AM

how about waking up in the middle of the night to a giant centipede crawling up your leg

yea, how about dem apples

not my story, i found it and posted it a while ago

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 2:12 AM. Reason : good read]

10/28/2007 2:11:37 AM

was sittin on our futon in the livin room, had a dang humongous roach on the inside of my thigh... that ticked me off

10/28/2007 2:20:08 AM