http://www.khou.com/news/local/galveston/stories/khou071018_tj_microwavebaby.184e331c9.htmlwife blames "the devil"
10/27/2007 10:47:34 PM
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah
10/27/2007 10:47:48 PM
I fucking hate people
10/27/2007 10:48:19 PM
10/27/2007 10:48:57 PM
I'm really glad I've never had this problem...
10/27/2007 10:56:50 PM
aha, i see what you did there.
10/27/2007 10:59:04 PM
pretty sure this has happened before.
10/27/2007 11:44:03 PM
It's usually the batshit crazy "postpartum" moms who do this kind of shit.
10/27/2007 11:45:49 PM
so should i just go back to using the oven to dry babies?
10/27/2007 11:48:42 PM
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10/28/2007 1:42:16 AM
lmao at the name they gave the baby
10/28/2007 1:51:47 AM
he even refrigerated the baby prior to microwaving
10/28/2007 9:06:47 AM
What the hell are they putting in the water in Texas?
10/28/2007 9:10:22 AM
10/28/2007 9:14:01 AM
10/28/2007 9:42:59 AM
My friends microwaved a hamster in high school. It turned inside out through its asshole and stank up the microwave for a week or two.
10/28/2007 9:44:16 AM
I don't think I could ever put something alive in the microwave just because I can't even imagine how much pain that would induce or even how it would be felt.
10/28/2007 9:48:30 AM
ive always wondered what would happen if you put something alive in there... like how long it would take for them to die, and what they/it would feel. then i usually get sick on my stomach just for thinking about it
10/28/2007 9:56:11 AM
that's god's way of saying don't do it
10/28/2007 9:58:25 AM
10/28/2007 10:07:13 AM
Some idiot in one of my classes in middle school who had been held back a couple of times microwaved his hamster. I don't know that I would want to be friends with the future psycho that microwaved animals as a child.
10/28/2007 10:11:18 AM
he's probably moved on to killing little girls by now.
10/28/2007 10:13:39 AM
10/28/2007 10:30:29 AM
i like how i click the link and before showing me the story they advertise a cadillacand lol[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ]
10/28/2007 10:31:51 AM
^hey, it looks like that really tall, rat-faced wigger guy who's always walking around campus alone
10/28/2007 11:19:31 AM
Oh yeah, that guy...
10/28/2007 11:22:39 AM
10/28/2007 12:15:36 PM
who punches a baby?"put up your dukes baby"
10/28/2007 12:20:07 PM
Christians
10/28/2007 12:20:31 PM
10/28/2007 12:20:59 PM
Heroes punch babies
10/28/2007 12:21:54 PM
Execution. Please. Texas... please exercise this option.
10/28/2007 12:22:19 PM
Give him an irreversible vasectomy, lock his ass up, and throw away the key. And quite possibly let him starve to death.[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason : blah]
10/28/2007 12:22:52 PM
ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH BABIES!!
10/28/2007 12:24:26 PM
i cant imagine what all the moisture in your body being boiled feels likei would imagine that is a horrible feeling
10/28/2007 12:27:25 PM
but in his "defense" if microwaving a baby doesn't qualify you as crazy, I don't know what does
10/28/2007 12:28:49 PM
ahahaha
10/28/2007 12:30:21 PM
He was trying to make a dead baby joke, but his funny failed tremendously.
10/28/2007 12:33:27 PM
i'm just glad we can find the humor in all this
10/28/2007 12:33:34 PM
if i got honestly and truly upset about every terrible thing that people did, i'd have killed myself quite some time ago.
10/28/2007 12:34:59 PM
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10/28/2007 12:39:35 PM
Really, someone like this needs to be locked away for 20 years, with HARD LABOUR.FUCK THAT INSANITY DEFENSE.********************************************Imagine he doesn't go to jail or just a slap on the wrist and him and his wife are reunited with their child in a year or two and raise the child. Imagine the child is 10-15 years old and comes to know of this. How would she react? What if it was a boy? How would he react?How would you react if you learn at the age of 15 that when you were 2 your father PUNCHED you, locked you in a safe, REFRIGERATED you, and then MICROWAVED you? What if you learn it when you are 10? 20?
10/28/2007 2:59:16 PM
labor or labour?
10/28/2007 3:25:52 PM
ENGLISH, do you speak it?
10/29/2007 2:57:03 AM
ok not to sound sadistic or anything, but what does 10 seconds do to a human body in a microwave? what about 20 seconds? this is so sad, i hope they get the death penalty
10/29/2007 2:59:36 AM
She was cold, guys. We didn't have a fireplace. Come on.
10/29/2007 4:28:25 AM
she was cold because he put her in the refrigerator...
10/29/2007 4:29:26 AM
Baby, the other, other white meat
10/29/2007 4:38:21 AM
People who mircowave their kids derserve more than the death penalty.....they need to be Mircowaved........
10/29/2007 4:39:51 AM