This is a thread to stand as a everlasting monument to General Sherman. He was a visionary, a leader, and potentially the greatest man to ever live. The only thing I can fault him for is not finishing the job.

Here's a few pictures of our hero:



Fucking baller.



Looks like he's ready to burn down some Southern "history" and "civilization." Or, in the language of anybody with a basic middle school education, he's ready to flush the god damned toilet.

The only thing he could have done better would be to let the freed slaves strap plows to the backs of southerners and whip them up and down the fields they used to work. This man was pure fucking steel --- he ran straight through the South like a freight train and didn't stop until he was flossing his ass with the Confederate battle flag. This man dined on hick flesh and washed it down with the tears of defeated former slave-masters and their dip-shit families, reminding them that they're at the bottom of the food chain as far as civilized life is concerned.

Check this shit out:



Sup bitches. This is perhaps the biggest fucking tree ever. It's the Sherman tree -- it's symbolic of Sherman's giant dick as it rammed straight up inbred southern asshole.

When I think about this man, a tear wells up in my eye. This is my tribute to him, the man who reminded whites in the South that they're the branch of the race any reasonable eugenics program would erase.

10/27/2007 5:29:59 PM

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"This is perhaps the biggest fucking tree ever."

cool

10/27/2007 5:32:34 PM

The jet will take off!!!!!

10/27/2007 5:32:41 PM

so you're saying Stonewall Jackson isn't the greatest General of all time?

10/27/2007 5:33:28 PM

wat

10/27/2007 5:34:00 PM

HELL

YES

10/27/2007 5:34:34 PM

lol I remember reading about a vietnamese girl a few years back who damn near started another war by posting on myspace about northerners smelling bad and having no manners. RI-OT

10/27/2007 5:38:45 PM

you mean they don't stink like rotting fish and have the manners of a rabid badger?

10/27/2007 5:41:06 PM

i mean, i'm a sherman fan and all

but seriously, his march isnt THAT impressive

and why all the hate for the south?

10/27/2007 5:46:06 PM

lol why not?

10/27/2007 5:46:56 PM

don't you see, it's not that they have bad manners, it's just that that are so much better than us in every way that they shouldn't stoop to notice we are alive.

10/27/2007 5:47:15 PM

oh i was talking about another vietnam war

all gook zipperheaded slopes are good people imo

10/27/2007 5:48:11 PM

because blanket hate towards a group of people because they had blanket hates towards a group of people is pretty retarded

10/27/2007 5:48:34 PM

i read this as the german shepard appreciation thread

yah dyslexia

10/27/2007 5:48:55 PM

oh good jen is here. I'm glad we were done talking about something other than her globe-tits

10/27/2007 5:50:06 PM

what the tittyfuckshit is going on here?

10/27/2007 5:50:18 PM

lulz

10/27/2007 5:51:08 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIT YER ASS ON BACK TO CONNECTIKUT YOU GATDANG CARPETBAGGING YANKEE!

10/27/2007 5:52:01 PM

wat???


wait, u were aquaman on PEC wern't you?

[Edited on October 27, 2007 at 5:54 PM. Reason : fermat]

10/27/2007 5:52:42 PM

A++, well done McDanger

10/27/2007 6:06:23 PM

one of the best threads in quite awhile A+


[Edited on October 27, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : /]

10/27/2007 6:19:20 PM

10/28/2007 7:56:48 PM

I originally read this as "German Shepard appreciation thread"

10/28/2007 8:30:01 PM

10/28/2007 8:39:11 PM

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"A++, well done McDanger"

10/28/2007 8:42:56 PM

I read the title and thought



I suck at reading

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 8:47 PM. Reason : more pics]

10/28/2007 8:42:57 PM

So did I

10/28/2007 8:43:53 PM

you thought RedX?

10/28/2007 8:43:59 PM

I predict a riot....I predict a riot!

10/28/2007 8:45:46 PM

^^^^

10/28/2007 8:53:32 PM

10/28/2007 8:57:56 PM

I don't think that would work too well for fishing. looks like the hook and shit would just fall to the bottom, since it aint connected to the bobber

10/28/2007 8:59:16 PM

the little lines are just there to say that all that's between them is a whole lot of line

it's on graphs a lot.

10/28/2007 9:04:19 PM

"Carolina rig"

10/28/2007 9:04:37 PM

^^ *carl face*

10/28/2007 9:10:05 PM

10/28/2007 9:13:32 PM

Even Sherman was afraid to step foot in Johnston County.

10/28/2007 9:49:16 PM

he pwnt us in goldsboro

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ^can't say that i blame him]

10/28/2007 9:50:26 PM

10/28/2007 9:56:00 PM

Quote :

"This is perhaps the biggest fucking tree ever."

[YES]

(That is alive today anyway.)

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 10:06 PM. Reason : ]

10/28/2007 10:04:41 PM

^^ niggaplz. that bitch aint got shit on Sherman. Hell, Sherman punked his ass many times

10/28/2007 10:06:08 PM

10/28/2007 11:01:08 PM

wasn't he just in California

LOL, HISTORY JOKE!

10/28/2007 11:02:52 PM

Didn't he lead to some of the largest forest descimation in the history of the US, or am I thinking of someone else?

10/28/2007 11:06:04 PM

nvm

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 11:07 PM. Reason : i cant read]

10/28/2007 11:07:03 PM

Deforestation is a little different from descimation - and an understatement of what the guy I am thinking of did. I can't remember if it was Sherman or not... I'm thinking it wasn't.

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 11:08 PM. Reason : ]

10/28/2007 11:08:40 PM

lol descimation and discrimination are not even the same words

10/28/2007 11:13:34 PM

I was tempted to get all bent out of shape about this, but its really just pointless (albeit moderately funny) trolling and I'm awful surprised that there hasn't been more faggotry in here. That being said, I looked up Sherman quotes just to see what I could find and thought this was the best of all of them:

Quote :

"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. "

lawls.

Quote :

"Didn't he lead to some of the largest forest descimation in the history of the US, or am I thinking of someone else?"

If my forest you mean American Indian and by descimation you mean decimation, then yes.

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

10/28/2007 11:14:53 PM

I'm not sure how in the world I could possibly mean "American Indians" by saying "FOREST"...

However, its pretty obvious I made a spelling mistake with 'descimation'.

10/28/2007 11:19:19 PM

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"oh good jen is here. I'm glad we were done talking about something other than her globe-tits "

did i miss some pictures or something? i keep hearing people talking about her/them, but I never have seen any pictures that show anything.

10/28/2007 11:19:20 PM