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"A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor. The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in the Hach office building. McCullough was arrested, and Cedar Rapids police took him to the Linn County jail. His arraignment was scheduled later Friday, police spokeswoman Cristy Hamblin said. Another agency has an outstanding warrant against McCullough, but the reason for that warrant was not immediately clear, Hamblin said. He was still in jail Friday morning and it wasn't clear if he had an attorney. McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress."

indecent exposure in a bathroom? Isn't that the point of bathrooms?

10/26/2007 8:53:27 PM

i can unequivocally say that public bathrooms are not for fucking plastic dolls

10/26/2007 8:58:09 PM

that arrest and charge are fucking bullshit.

btw, dude obviously has an unsatiable and uncontrollable plastic doll fetish.

10/26/2007 9:00:05 PM

Lars and the Real Girl

10/26/2007 9:01:14 PM

note to self, sex with doll not as good as advertised.

10/26/2007 9:11:51 PM

why would anyone want to fuck a plastic anyway. I dont have a rocket but i would think it would result in some sort of rash

10/26/2007 9:17:25 PM

how embarrassing

10/26/2007 9:22:48 PM

how embarrassing

10/26/2007 9:24:13 PM