that it isn't cool to jump on my lap while i'm shitting

10/25/2007 6:18:20 PM

just spread your legs a little

10/25/2007 6:18:49 PM

why was the cat in the bathroom to begin with?

10/25/2007 6:41:59 PM

10/10, would read again.

10/25/2007 6:43:09 PM

LOL! Close the door?

10/25/2007 6:43:39 PM

why? does it interrupt your fapping?

10/25/2007 6:44:00 PM

He opens it...it's a lever handle.

10/25/2007 7:02:38 PM

did you give your cat an abraham lincoln?

10/25/2007 7:04:51 PM

put tape on his paws to distract him

10/25/2007 7:05:25 PM

Here's a hint: Cat's hate water.

Just reach down in the bowl and gets some water out and throw it on the kitty!

10/25/2007 7:18:03 PM

^ you do that when you're shitting?

10/25/2007 7:18:28 PM

10/10, would read again.

10/25/2007 7:19:11 PM

^^^why not just piss on him?

10/25/2007 7:22:18 PM

Well sometimes when you are shitting you have already pissed. Plus, you'd get piss on you.

10/25/2007 7:23:48 PM

true dat

10/25/2007 7:24:16 PM

I wish the cat could understand that it isn't cool to lick my feet while I'm peeing.

10/25/2007 7:25:11 PM

it isn't?

10/25/2007 7:25:54 PM

it's only cool when dnl does it

10/25/2007 7:30:04 PM

let him fall (push him) into the toilet. he won't do it again.

10/25/2007 7:32:54 PM

i'm not gonna push josh in the toilet--that's messed up

10/25/2007 7:33:39 PM

not Josh, the cat!

10/25/2007 7:35:47 PM

Quote :

"Plus, you'd get piss on you."

agreed...however your idea is

Quote :

"Just reach down in the bowl and gets some water out and throw it on the kitty!"

in which case you might get shit on you

10/25/2007 7:40:04 PM

He lacks opposable thumbs Fokker. He can't open it.

10/25/2007 7:42:05 PM

Motherfucker would claw your ass up on the way out if he fell in.

10/25/2007 7:54:20 PM

bathrooms have walls right?

throw the fucking cat against the wall

10/25/2007 7:55:49 PM

why was the cat in the bathroom to begin with?

10/25/2007 7:58:24 PM

I wish that my cat would understand that it is not cool to steal the toilet paper right from my hand while I am using the bathroom.

10/25/2007 8:27:40 PM

why was the cat in the bathroom to begin with?

10/25/2007 9:24:52 PM

My cats' food and water dishes are in our bathroom. They do not know the meaning of privacy, especially since they think that every time we go in there that it should be feeding time.

10/25/2007 9:40:55 PM