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10/23/2007 12:38:32 PM

this thread sucks

10/23/2007 12:38:55 PM

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Don`t think that you`re thinking. If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

Ever wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?

Being rich and it don't mean so much . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldnt a good response be to write . . . A Good Doctor!

10/23/2007 12:40:43 PM

^Welcome to chain emails, circa 1998

10/23/2007 12:43:28 PM

lime mayonnaise

10/23/2007 1:07:35 PM

Ha......booger

10/23/2007 1:08:35 PM

pooping quarters. Like everytime you took a crap quarters came out instead of poop. I would guzzle laxatives or purposely contract a stomach virus.

10/23/2007 1:13:21 PM

vanilla mayonnaise

10/23/2007 1:14:12 PM

10/23/2007 1:32:59 PM

cinnamon mayonnaise

10/23/2007 2:24:02 PM

your breath smells like hot garbage

10/23/2007 2:31:57 PM

Quote :

"dumber than a bag of retards"

10/23/2007 2:36:49 PM

10/23/2007 2:39:07 PM

leakage

10/23/2007 2:40:16 PM

Dancing cookies

10/23/2007 2:42:51 PM

holy crap that teeny tiny pimple under my nostril keeps making me sneeze everytime I scratch it and this is making my eyes tear up

10/23/2007 2:46:17 PM

quit pickin' yur nose

10/23/2007 2:51:22 PM

If you have a booger pokin you in the nose, you would want to pick it too... Besides I hear there's gold up there I haven't been that lucky tho I'll keep lookin tho

10/23/2007 2:52:38 PM

Sandpaper Tampons

Shit is rough

10/23/2007 3:07:19 PM

10/23/2007 3:10:18 PM

rumple stilskin is my nigga

10/23/2007 3:10:55 PM

^^WTF

10/23/2007 3:22:41 PM

10/23/2007 3:51:21 PM

Fuck you faggots

Someone delete this thread

10/23/2007 3:53:47 PM

what did you expect?


Funny thoughts?

10/23/2007 3:55:00 PM