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joe_schmoe
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i havent looked all the way back, but this best i can recall:

"pot-smoking hippie chick tits ... (semi NSFW)" -- /message_topic.aspx?topic=490764

Views: 2520 / Posts : 39 ... VTPR = 64.6




[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:33 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 8:32:22 PM

drunknloaded
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i think the nude elkbabies thread was at about 72 or so

10/21/2007 8:33:04 PM

joe_schmoe
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try to FORMAT please.

...

title -- link
VTPR ratio.




[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:39 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 8:36:31 PM

simonn
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is there a way to see the views w/o finding it on the topic list?

10/21/2007 8:37:29 PM

drunknloaded
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that shits over 90 days old negro

10/21/2007 8:37:44 PM

DiamondAce
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/message_topic.aspx?topic=491937

1932

10/21/2007 8:38:33 PM

joe_schmoe
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"is there a way to see the views w/o finding it on the topic list?"


it has to be one of YOUR threads, so you can see it in

(unless you "My Topic"'d someone elses thread)



[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 8:40:45 PM

DiamondAce
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Come again?

10/21/2007 8:41:44 PM

simonn
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oh right. i don't mytopic my threads... so that's why i didn't realize this painfully obvious source =[

10/21/2007 8:41:52 PM

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"i don't mytopic my threads"


Does anyone?

10/21/2007 8:43:02 PM

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my boobs thread

views: 116879
posts: 571

I only checked that and my bondage, thread, though. Unless someone's been skewing, those are the two most likely candidates.

That's a higher view:post ratio than the monorail cat thread. Good to know my thread is being put to good use

10/21/2007 8:43:03 PM

joe_schmoe
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the threads i create are automatically "My Topic"'d ... i thought that was a default setting...

10/21/2007 8:43:26 PM

simonn
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^^^ joe_schmoe, apparently.

[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:44 PM. Reason : ^ it is, but i unclick it. they're all destined to die anyway.]

10/21/2007 8:43:48 PM

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When I first got on TWW, search wasn't working, so threads I liked, I'd add to my topics.

It's a habit I still have.

10/21/2007 8:46:37 PM

simonn
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zooey deschanel
/message_topic.aspx?topic=488356

views: 193
posts: 3

vtpr = 64.33

10/21/2007 8:48:43 PM

joe_schmoe
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okay...

1932 -- Diamond Ace's "Scarlett Johannsen"
...
204 -- Ambrosia's "boobs"
...
65 -- Joe Schmoe's "hippie chick"
64 -- Simonn's "zooey"

damn i just got stuffed and we havent got halfway through page 1






[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 8:48:56 PM

drunknloaded
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elkbabies is at 75

10/21/2007 8:49:50 PM

simonn
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i don't think many people will beat the scarlett johansson thread.

10/21/2007 8:50:43 PM

joe_schmoe
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i think Scarlett Johannsen should be disqualified, since it was obviously a bait thread that in no way shape or form delivered.

10/21/2007 8:53:09 PM

ambrosia1231
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And because he also baited folks into skewing the ratio

10/21/2007 8:54:37 PM

joe_schmoe
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yes. purely pandered to the ratio.

as thread creator, i declare "Scarlett Johannsen Frees Dem Tittys" to be ** DISQUALIFIED **.

Ambrosia is the current front-runner.









[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 8:56:50 PM

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Quote :
"since it was obviously a bait thread that in no way shape or form delivered"


"pot-smoking hippie chick tits ... (semi NSFW)" (your thread)




Quote :
"And because he also baited folks into skewing the ratio"


Show me the post where I did that!



Quote :
"yes. purely pandered to the ratio.

as thread creator, i declare "Scarlett Johannsen Frees Dem Tittys" to be ** DISQUALIFIED **.

"


You're clearly just aiding the stupidity here.

[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

10/21/2007 9:07:10 PM

ambrosia1231
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"This is only a hit count test."

10/21/2007 9:07:54 PM

DiamondAce
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How is that me baiting people?


I was just being honest.

10/21/2007 9:08:51 PM

joe_schmoe
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"Diamond Ace : How is that me baiting people? I was just being honest."


My thread completely delivered. (although Bridget took exception that the chick may have not been a "real" hippy.)

but not only did your thread NOT deliver anything REMOTELY related to the title, it specifically delivered a "post count test"

sorry. that just doesnt cut it. Even the Nude Elkbabies thread, at least delivers ... well, "nude elk babies"
-- /message_topic.aspx?topic=431246


Tell you what -- ill give you honorable mention as Best Bait-and-Switch Spoof Purely Designed to Generate Hits






[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:26 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 9:15:28 PM

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Study Hall Less than an hour after... 1 326 5/13/2006 by phongstar
326/1 = 326

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"I get my degree in philosophy today, I get a letter in the mail that starts with "Dear Borrower"

But I have many large meals & gatherings left ahead of me today before I'll do any reading!"





My most highly viewed threads are (including only those that broke the 5000 + view mark of my threads that still remain):

Study Hall Fall Semester Grades! (Page 2 3 4) 182 6403 12/20/2005 by Lelacake

The Soap Box Polytheism (Page 2) 98 6408

The Soap Box Edwards for President (Page 2 3 ... 13 14) 657 8251

In addition to being a winner on views that last one there is my only thread remaining to break the 500+ post mark in my topics.

I might have more success in this arena if I left the soap box and study more often.

10/21/2007 9:24:13 PM

DiamondAce
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Quote :
"Best Bait-and-Switch Spoof Purely Designed to Generate Hits

"



Quote :
"but not only did your thread NOT deliver anything REMOTELY related to the title"


The real greatness of my thread wasn't about how many views per post it got(way more than any of these )....but how genuinely angry people were with me.

10/21/2007 9:24:29 PM

joe_schmoe
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i admit it was amusing. nice work. i think you have the honorable mention prize wrapped up.

im going to have to insist that all other entries at least nominally deliver what the title suggests

10/21/2007 9:28:36 PM

Supplanter
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On this site my best thread was a copy from tdub
http://www.campusblender.com/message_mytopics.aspx

Lets see YOUR beautiful face(Page 2 3 ... 20 21) Supplanter 1017 15454

10/21/2007 9:28:58 PM

joe_schmoe
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Supplanter, whats your highest Ratio?

for instance, your John Edwards thread only has a View-To-Post Ratio of about 10.

we can make distinctions for each Forum since obviously a TSB thread on polytheism is going to have a lower "VTPR" than an NSFW thread in chit chat

10/21/2007 9:32:46 PM

DiamondAce
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Your thread will fail without me in first place. The people demand it.

10/21/2007 9:34:44 PM

joe_schmoe
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LOL.

if you get enough people in here demanding it... I might reconsider.

... but it's a very slim "might"




[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:47 PM. Reason : you better start working them phones.]

10/21/2007 9:42:57 PM

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fucking dorks

10/21/2007 9:49:01 PM

dagreenone
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Sex on a Crane
Views: 298
posts: 4

74.5

10/21/2007 9:50:22 PM

SipnOnSyzurp
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Webshots Whore ahahahhahaha (NSFW) 1432 212756


http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=347688

10/21/2007 9:52:51 PM

Norrin Radd
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Trash Bin - FREE NUDE PICS (NSFW) - 19 replies - 2045 views - 4/27/2006 by quagmire02
still in my "add to topics" but you can't open the page
Flick ftw

FREE NUDE PICS (NSFW) http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=404561
107.63 ratio

10/21/2007 9:54:45 PM

SipnOnSyzurp
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1611 ratio

10/21/2007 9:55:30 PM

LimpyNuts
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message_topic.aspx?topic=475156

39077/572 = 68.316

10/21/2007 9:56:17 PM

ParksNrec
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/message_topic.aspx?topic=466318

313199/35 = 8948.54286


I think I win.


[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 10:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 9:59:58 PM

Norrin Radd
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^from that thread
Quote :
"there's something dreadfully wrong here. that many views in less than two days?

http://www.thewolfweb.com/stats.aspx

thats more than 25% of the total traffic for the last two days.

shenanigans

"


shenanigans

10/21/2007 11:18:41 PM

The Dude
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155

155 views
1 reply

there was like 5 Tony Romo threads so I made another

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=454124

10/21/2007 11:32:56 PM

joe_schmoe
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^... we should have some minimum number of replies before a ratio is meaningful. otherwise, ive got one that is 208 views / 1 reply ... a worthless thread and certainly not on par with anything ambrosia has done

besides that, here's one no one can beat: /message_topic.aspx?topic=462043
213 views / 0 replies = +∞




^^^
and yeah,
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"shenanigans"







[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ]

10/22/2007 12:18:02 AM

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