http://wral.com/news/local/story/1952100/

10/21/2007 1:33:26 AM

HEY I EXPECTED JOKES. DONT GO DEPRESSING ME.

10/21/2007 1:34:41 AM

Question: What do you get when you cross an out of wed-lock mom with Harnett county.

Answer: A dead baby in the attic.

10/21/2007 1:35:34 AM

Too soon?

nah.
laflcopter

10/21/2007 1:36:19 AM

she shoulda got an abortion...its like the legal way

10/21/2007 1:37:25 AM

Oh BTW the Harnett County amber alert is canceled.

10/21/2007 1:40:36 AM

damn that was one of the amber alerts?

10/21/2007 1:41:36 AM

this is entirely unnecessary.

10/21/2007 1:47:26 AM

mydeathspace

10/21/2007 1:50:29 AM

10/21/2007 1:59:49 AM

Flowers in the attic...






















































YEA RAFFLESIA FLOWERS

10/21/2007 2:01:49 AM

10/21/2007 2:04:10 AM

10/21/2007 2:04:37 AM

10/21/2007 2:06:26 AM

What sort of inhuman fuck kills their baby and then puts out a national amber alert?

10/21/2007 2:07:56 AM

white people

10/21/2007 2:10:32 AM

<------white, lol

10/21/2007 2:22:31 AM

^You sick bastard.

10/21/2007 2:23:08 AM

----------->

10/21/2007 2:28:21 AM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a paperweight?















You can't fuck a paperweight!

10/21/2007 2:51:43 AM

buh dum....ching!

10/21/2007 2:55:30 AM

There is no such thing as a two legged horse!

but really...meth

[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 3:10 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2007 3:08:30 AM

Creech is not the father of the other three children.

10/21/2007 8:22:43 AM

Quote :

"Neighbors told The Associated Press they had been bothered by a foul smell for several weeks and that the smell only subsided recently when overnight temperatures dropped. Several neighbors said they had searched their yards for dead animals because of the smell."

10/21/2007 11:00:28 AM

what's funnier than a dead baby?



dead baby in a clown suit.

10/21/2007 11:04:05 AM

Quote :

"Police said Heuser's three other children"

25 years old with 4 kids.

10/21/2007 11:14:04 AM

i mean come on

her name was Johni

something like this was bound to happen since birth

10/21/2007 11:15:11 AM

she looks at least 30.

10/21/2007 12:26:05 PM

she probably 'accidentally' killed the baby out of frustration with 4 kids that are all under the age of 5 working on her nerves.

10/21/2007 12:29:51 PM

Quote :

"Neighbors told The Associated Press they had been bothered by a foul smell for several weeks and that the smell only subsided recently when overnight temperatures dropped. Several neighbors said they had searched their yards for dead animals because of the smell."

That is beyond fucked up. So what circle of hell is reserved for mothers that kill their 11 month old babies?

10/21/2007 12:36:28 PM

if you are going to do something like this, at least chop the baby up into small pieces, and take it to mcd's and flush the pieces down the toilet - don't stash it in your attic.

10/21/2007 12:38:01 PM

i mean, when your baby goes missing and you don't report it... it doesn't really matter where you hide it.

10/21/2007 12:39:00 PM

10/21/2007 12:39:11 PM

Once again NC is on the front page of CNN.com over some crazy shit.

10/21/2007 3:54:50 PM

I'm imagining it happing like how the baby died in Trainspotting. She's all strung out and neglecting her baby and lo and behold it dies. She freaks out and in her tweaked state decides that the best solution to her very serious problem is to put the dead baby in the attic and take more drugs.

10/21/2007 4:23:07 PM

why can't everyone be as responsible and sane as the people who frequent this site? That's all I ask. Do it for the babies!

10/21/2007 4:55:29 PM

Quote :

"Harnett County investigators found the baby's body Saturday inside a box of diapers that was placed in the attic of the Spring Lake home Heuser was renting."

hahahah

I guess she did not need the diapers anymore so she threw them in the attic with the baby.

10/22/2007 2:35:23 PM

^LOL

and

Quote :

"You can't fuck a paperweight!"

that depends on the paperweight

10/22/2007 2:37:26 PM

I love that the only time NC makes it on national news is when the rednecks start acting up.

10/22/2007 5:16:34 PM

^^indeed. what if you're using a dead baby as a paperweight??? WHAT THEN

10/22/2007 5:18:12 PM

^^ and strippers

10/22/2007 5:38:26 PM

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10/22/2007 5:48:38 PM