I was quite surprised the other night to meet a girl who seemed completely normal.

Her friend on the other hand was not, but I digress.

I rarely go out to these types of functions, but I was "dragged" out and had a great time.

It probably helped that she wasn't from here either.

10/20/2007 2:22:39 PM

wait...so you did get laid?

10/20/2007 2:23:32 PM

wait.....so you did get laid?

10/20/2007 2:23:34 PM

Please commit hari kari as soon as possible.

Thanks

10/20/2007 2:23:53 PM

"i'm not really into jesus but he and i are looking for similar qualities in women"

10/20/2007 2:24:13 PM

nah if i married a broad that went to church i'd go like once a month or 2

10/20/2007 2:26:29 PM

Church girls are easy-breezy.

10/20/2007 2:28:34 PM

I don't think I could handle even that much...

10/20/2007 2:28:36 PM

i remember the first time i was told to say grace at the table i was like wtf i want to eat

10/20/2007 2:29:41 PM

just be happy you weren't in a dual religion family
2 prayers
2 x the fun
2 x the blood lust to start coughing *horseshhhhit* while the prayer never ends

(or you could just start eating and make loud smacking sounds but be careful if they figure out your a pre-prayer eater than you'll be forced to hold hands)

10/20/2007 2:34:29 PM

preachers daughters ftw!

10/20/2007 2:34:58 PM

^^
yeah, but I always thought dual-religion kids got Hannukah presents and Christmas presents

so there's some payback


[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:39 PM. Reason : /]

10/20/2007 2:38:18 PM

if u go to church and say your sins its like an automatic get out of hell free card

10/20/2007 2:38:48 PM

^can you get out of hell once you are there?

10/20/2007 2:41:15 PM

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"Hannukah presents"

are bullshit. trinkets and shit.

10/20/2007 2:43:02 PM

^^i'm pretty sure you cant...idk i saw dogma once so maybe

10/20/2007 2:43:44 PM

i have a few more years of being desperate because I start looking towards the Lord to find me pussy

10/20/2007 2:43:54 PM

^^^
you're the worst Jew that ever existed, you can't expect much

(actually, only to Christians...I wonder how Jews feel about Judas)


[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : /]

10/20/2007 2:43:59 PM

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"(actually, only to Christians...I wonder how Jews feel about Judas)"

probably the same way they feel about Jesus, they don't really care

10/20/2007 2:46:47 PM

the jews probably think Pilate lowballed Judas. Judas should have held out for more $$$.

10/20/2007 2:52:07 PM

so what the fuck is a "latter day saint" anyway...i mean what does that really mean?

10/20/2007 2:53:23 PM

actually there really is a definition and i'm getting it wrong

[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

10/20/2007 2:54:14 PM

http://www.prophetyahweh.com/

apparently only black jews are allowed in heaven now... damn it

10/20/2007 2:57:40 PM

i'm pretty sure if you're both black and a jew, you're not allowed in many places here on earth, so heaven makes sense.

10/20/2007 3:00:59 PM

does god put muslums and christians in heaven?

10/20/2007 3:02:12 PM

Does God put Muslims and Christians in ovens?




...no

10/20/2007 3:06:14 PM

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"i'm pretty sure if you're both black and a jew, you're not allowed in many places here on earth, so heaven makes sense."

blacks and jews are pretty much like the discover card. no one really takes them.

10/20/2007 3:06:15 PM

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10/20/2007 3:09:35 PM

haha i had to check timestamps to see which one was a parody

10/20/2007 3:20:12 PM

haha

10/20/2007 3:27:16 PM