HE A CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER HALPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/10/2007 2:25:21 PM

10/10/2007 2:28:25 PM

More like, what they'd say to me:

Rabbit: CLEAN MY CAGE DAMMIT!

Dog: Thanks. Love you too.

10/10/2007 2:29:40 PM

When first arriving home:
OMGWTFBBQIMISSEDYOUIHAVETOPEESOBADLETMEOUTOMGIT'SYOUHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!!!!!!!

Otherwise:
Hey you...Get off that weird clickity thing that you keep staring at, and throw something for me to fetch!

[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 2:35 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2007 2:29:48 PM

that I'm nice because I feed her lots of food. But I sorta get the impression she doesn't really like me.

my dog, on the other hand, probably thinks I'm the greatest person ever. But I don't see her that often (haven't since early summer) So she would probably say I should stay home.

10/10/2007 2:29:53 PM

that i need meds

10/10/2007 2:31:17 PM

Quote :

"OMGWTFBBQIMISSEDYOUIHAVETOPEESOBADLETMEOUTOMGIT'SYOUHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!!!!!!!"

What's funny is I think that's an exact quote for most dogs when you first get home at the end of the day.

10/10/2007 2:33:28 PM

my dog: thanks for taking care of me, and being on top of things, but I'd have rather taken my chances with rabies than die from that last vaccination

my cat: feed me, bitch. Then pet me. Then pet me more. And quit putting me in pillowcases.

My fish: Thanks for the new bowls.

My bf's dog, to me: throw a ball, or leave me alone.
My bf's dog, to him: Lap. Now.

[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : adljk]

10/10/2007 2:33:53 PM

exactly

10/10/2007 2:34:07 PM

Lisa: Remember that time you came home drunk and chased me around the house with a broom?
terpball: Yeah, you pissed on the floor. And don't even give me that shit Lisa, you threw up all over me while I was sleeping the night after you got spayed. If anything, we're even.
Lisa: FUCK YOU
terpball: No, FUCK YOU DOG - You aren't getting any food now
Lisa: **bark**
terpball: That's what I thought bitch!

10/10/2007 2:34:14 PM

my cat: WHY ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME LOOK I AM RUBBING ON YOUR FEET OK YOURE STILL NOT LOOKING SO HERE I GO IM GOING TO BITE THEM AHAHAHA NOW IM BITING YOUR HAIR OMG PLZ LOOK AT ME PLZ PLZ PLZ

10/10/2007 2:34:35 PM

Hey you...Get off that weird clickity thing that you keep staring at, and throw something for me to fetch!

that

and

OMGWTFBBQIMISSEDYOUWHEREHAVEYOUBEENIMISSEDYOUHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!

and stuff like that. my dog is very hyper at times lol.

10/10/2007 2:34:59 PM

My cat:

Does it look like I want to be petted MOTHERFUCKER?

Or I declare that you shall pet me now.

Depending on her mood.

10/10/2007 2:39:59 PM

10/10/2007 2:43:12 PM

aha

10/10/2007 2:43:42 PM

I'd like to think she appreciated the way we treated her after we had to put her down.



She was so scared that day.

10/22/2007 5:02:03 PM

STOP BITING ME ASSHOLE

10/22/2007 5:02:57 PM

10/22/2007 5:16:51 PM

mah daaaddy is coo.... he takes me for runs till i can't go no damn more and then we just wander arourd and smell shit ( yeh he does it too ) then we just chillz watch tv and play a lil tug o war.

he always wins that tug o war which sucks cause i'm not tall enough to pick him by the rope bone like he does me... its bull

i is his stalker i sleep in his dirty cloths while he's gon its a good life

10/22/2007 5:18:52 PM

mine would probably say something like "damn i dont never see anyone else but u...whats up with that"

10/22/2007 5:24:00 PM

Quote :

"STOP BITING ME ASSHOLE"

Sabrina says this to my better half a lot

10/22/2007 5:24:09 PM

hahahahaha

10/22/2007 5:25:46 PM

while petting my cat it is either why don't you pet me longer or i don't want to be petted right now, see ya.

i also sometimes wonder if my cat can hear my thoughts but doesn't know how to tell me she can so maybe that is what she would say.

10/22/2007 5:42:50 PM

she'd probably say

Quote :

" OMGWTFBBQIMISSEDYOUIHAVETOPEESOBADLETMEOUTOMGIT'SYOUHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!!!!!!! "

as well as something like let me chase them rabbits outside...please! Or give me a rawhide while you're up.

10/22/2007 5:53:18 PM