how do you paint a wall so as to avoid making it look like this

10/8/2007 6:56:48 PM

use mexicans

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 6:57 PM. Reason : did you forget to stir the paint or something?]

10/8/2007 6:57:11 PM

more than one coat

10/8/2007 6:57:32 PM

yeah, basically multiple coats

10/8/2007 7:00:09 PM

use mexicans

lol


another coat maybe?

10/8/2007 7:01:18 PM

also, paint in one direction, more or less.

but yeah. more coats.

10/8/2007 7:01:26 PM

did karate kid not teach you anything?

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:02 PM. Reason : STAIN THE FENCE Ø]

10/8/2007 7:02:27 PM

cool, i assumed/was hoping another coat would be enough, but wanted to ask around

10/8/2007 7:06:13 PM

just tell people that was your intended effect

10/8/2007 7:06:59 PM

more coats

10/8/2007 7:08:11 PM

Yeah definitely stir the paint real good too.

10/8/2007 7:09:24 PM

i stirred pretty good

i didn't use mexicans though. i used pregnant wives. maybe that's my problem

10/8/2007 7:11:11 PM

yeah

mexicans are much better than pregnant wives at physical labor, plus more efficient to boot

pregnant wives edge them out in the eatings of weird food, however

10/8/2007 7:13:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q0h8hBqv3M

Karate Kid Refresher in painting

10/8/2007 7:15:27 PM

primer helps
also when using darker colors ur better off using higher quality paint or multiple coats

10/8/2007 7:18:24 PM

replace the BBs in a claymore with paint

10/8/2007 7:21:08 PM

i used a tinted primer. i'm getting sick of painting this room though

10/8/2007 7:21:27 PM

buy some green drywall

10/8/2007 7:24:05 PM

that is 100 percent application error

10/8/2007 7:27:56 PM

Better quality paint, stir better, paint another coat
Sherwin Williams Classic 99, FTW

10/8/2007 7:29:19 PM

haha classic 99 is marketed towards women as a cheap but quality paint, ask for Pro Mar 200 if you want to save 10.00 a gallon on the same exact thing

and classic 99 doesn't come in that base



[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:33 PM. Reason : niggas only wish they knew the truth]

10/8/2007 7:32:12 PM

PAINT MORTAR

10/8/2007 7:33:41 PM

Then my father must have loved that marketing b/c that's all we have used since I was a child -

Regardless, the walls in my house are flawless, so I'm not concerned with the money.








I'll leave it to your geniusness to figure out why - I just painted with the stuff and had a good experience. Forgive me.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:38 PM. Reason : \/ Coatings genius wants to argue - I was just saying it works, regardless of cost or reason. ]

10/8/2007 7:33:41 PM

since a child... you must be 14, because thats how old classic 99 is

I am a coatings genius, dont try me

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : but we can have sex]

10/8/2007 7:35:08 PM

Paint in a W motion ALWAYS! That is the main thing wrong with it. Then add another coat.

Edge around holes in the wall and edges first with a brush.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : more]

10/8/2007 7:35:39 PM

congrats on being a professinal paintor all the dirty mexicins must look up 2 u

10/8/2007 7:36:38 PM

i am a janitor at sherwin williams

10/8/2007 7:38:35 PM

i bet u dont know what color 4794 is

10/8/2007 7:39:08 PM

thats the same white on the toilets here, i cleans them daily

10/8/2007 7:40:49 PM

Quote :

"just tell people that was your intended effect"

you could probably get away w/ that, no sweat.

10/8/2007 7:42:58 PM

another coat, and more paint on the brush. if it makes a "squishy" like a sticky liquid--you don't have enough paint.

10/8/2007 7:44:54 PM

^ You paint walls with a roller, not a brush.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2007 7:55:05 PM

honestly how can you fuck it up that bad? did a bunch of drunk midgets on pogo sticks paint that shit?

10/8/2007 7:57:43 PM

that'd be amazingly awesome

10/8/2007 7:58:25 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

KING DOUCHEBAG HERE

I MADE BOB ROSS

I AM PAINT

10/8/2007 8:01:25 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

I DRINK PAINT AND SPRAY THE WALL WITH MY OWN SPECIAL BLEND

AND THE COVERAGE IS IMMACULATE

10/8/2007 8:03:39 PM

Sherwin Williams Classic 99, FTWpaint FTL

10/8/2007 8:03:52 PM

Quote :

"I MADE BOB ROSS"

plz2not speak ill of bob ross, sir.

10/8/2007 8:07:11 PM

hahaha...nice job

10/8/2007 8:09:35 PM

Quote :

"honestly how can you fuck it up that bad? did a bunch of drunk midgets on pogo sticks paint that shit?"

haha.

10/8/2007 8:10:38 PM

instead of making it one solid color why don't you sponge paint another color? like gold or something?

10/8/2007 8:20:29 PM

^cause that would be 2x fucking ugly


just put a couple more coats....and the w/n method is also helpful

10/8/2007 9:29:36 PM

damn dude, paint that shit sober next time. my 7 yr old cousin did a better job than that.

10/8/2007 9:34:06 PM

nothing22 and marko's "RAWR RAWR RAWR" routine is my current favorite TWW gag.

10/8/2007 9:36:16 PM

heh it kinda looks like your roller shrank as you painted

10/8/2007 9:36:31 PM

Quote :

"honestly how can you f*** it up that bad? did a bunch of drunk midgets on pogo sticks paint that s***? "

My thoughts exactly...

10/9/2007 12:26:08 AM

Quote :

"RAWR RAWR RAWR I DRINK PAINT AND SPRAY THE WALL WITH MY OWN SPECIAL BLEND AND THE COVERAGE IS IMMACULATE "

hahahahahahaa

10/9/2007 12:30:03 AM

use a roller

10/9/2007 12:31:14 AM

What a hideous color of a wall?!!??! And you should not have used a roller that close to the base board either. JUST FYI. Painting something that color, you'd THINK you'd have at least 1-2 Mexicans around to help ya. Ha.



Me and my roommate just painted our entire living room a greyish teal green with Richard's Paint (since that's what my dad sells) and it looks GREAT! We only used 1 coat (thankfully that's all that was needed) AND rollers, and it looks nice.

10/9/2007 9:53:25 AM

Quote :

"nothing22 and marko's "RAWR RAWR RAWR" routine is my current favorite TWW gag."

10/9/2007 9:57:59 AM