So... I found out through the grapevine that a guy at work made a bet that he can get in my pants by Halloween. Now that I know this, I think I'm going to play him for a few weeks before I tell him I know about the whole deal. Aside from using him for drinks and such, what else can I do? I want to be able to say "thanks for ________, __________, and ___________ (etc). I've a had a really good time hanging out with you. By the way, I've known about your bet for weeks now."

10/8/2007 10:41:30 AM

Get him naked, then throw him outside and lock the door.

I don't know why, but I've always wanted someone to do that irl.

10/8/2007 10:42:14 AM

^ that's what my roommate suggested

10/8/2007 10:42:43 AM

don't tell him you know about the bet, make him feel like a real failure.

do grab some free shit, though.

10/8/2007 10:42:46 AM

here's to you trying to have fun with this and falling for him

10/8/2007 10:43:46 AM

^ not a chance. He's not that attractive, and he's 10 years older than me

Not saying I don't like older men, but this guy doesn't do it for me.

Oh, here's the message I got (with appropriate deletions):

Quote :

"Beware of Chris: Chris has made a bet that he will get in your pants before Halloween. He slept with everyone he worked with at [his last job]. He is starting to do the same thing here. He has slept with his roommate that also works at [our business]. He is basically a nice guy, but at the core is an insensitive asshole looking to get laid. Beware. You're nice and vulnerable."

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 10:51 AM. Reason : ]

10/8/2007 10:47:00 AM

split the $$ with him.

10/8/2007 10:50:48 AM

give him the herp

10/8/2007 10:52:14 AM

you're vulnerable?

10/8/2007 10:52:40 AM

^^ Hmm... can't give what you don't have

^ I don't know what that's about... I'm not vulnerable, and I don't know where she got the idea I am.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ]

10/8/2007 10:52:47 AM

Tell him to cum inside you and then get pregnant, that will show him!

10/8/2007 10:53:10 AM

act like you really want him...go on a date w/ him and act real interested, flirt, etc.

then, when tries to kiss you, kiss him back for like 5 seconds...

then pull away, and start crying really hard, and don't tell him why you're crying for like 5 mins... just keep crying

finally, explain that you REALLY like him, but you know he's just trying to get with you to win a bet

let him try to explain, act like you've forgiven him, and then, when he tries to kiss you again, slap him hard

this guy is fucking scum...don't let him off easy

10/8/2007 10:53:31 AM

act like you're gonna give him a blowjob, and then lop off his pecker with some high-quality gardening shears

10/8/2007 10:55:48 AM

^ EEK! That's a little much.

10/8/2007 10:58:46 AM

Quote :

"I'm not vulnerable, and I don't know where she got the idea I am."

and

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"Age: 23"

10/8/2007 10:59:33 AM

make sure they're high quality, though...otherwise, it'll probably just kind half-cut, you know? more of a "caught in the mechanism" situation rather than a clean slice

10/8/2007 11:02:43 AM

sleep with him, then immediately make a cell phone call in front of him exclaiming that you won the bet by sleeping with that douchebag. Then kick him in the nuts.

10/8/2007 11:05:12 AM

have him buy you drinks and dinner(s) (lunches?)

exploit the hell out of him

10/8/2007 11:05:52 AM

give him a sob story about paying your rent.

grudgingly accept cash

then turn him in for sexual harassment in the workplace.

10/8/2007 11:07:48 AM

wasn't this a movie already

10/8/2007 11:13:06 AM

several



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160862/

10/8/2007 11:18:49 AM

your first step is to set up a webcam with a live feed to TWW....

10/8/2007 11:19:16 AM

your first step is to set up a webcam with a live feed to TWW....

10/8/2007 11:19:54 AM

^^^ that's one of the first things I thought about when I got the message



[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ^s]

10/8/2007 11:20:13 AM

^^bra cam

10/8/2007 11:32:42 AM

And which one of you is funding this webcam/bracam endeavor?

10/8/2007 11:34:30 AM

skwinkle if u want i'll get naked and u can lock me outside

10/8/2007 11:34:58 AM

tell the people he bet that you will NEVER sleep with him, then tell him to go raise stakes to 10,000 bucks

then do it and split the money with him

10/8/2007 11:36:05 AM

Quote :

"And which one of you is funding this webcam/bracam endeavor?"

um, chris?

10/8/2007 11:36:06 AM

That's OK, Josh. I'll pass.

10/8/2007 11:37:10 AM

lol, bummer

10/8/2007 11:42:06 AM

what coworker told you about this? could be he... or... she? ... trying to get in them britches?

10/8/2007 12:23:52 PM

I'm totally keeping up with this thread....

Quote :

"your first step is to set up a webcam with a live feed to TWW...."

i don't care who you are...that's a winner right thur


This guy will feel like the biggest fool ever.

10/8/2007 1:39:42 PM

$.99 webcam on sale today only!

http://sellout.woot.com/

but really, get free dinner/drinks/whatever and then ask if he has a younger brother

10/8/2007 1:44:09 PM

milk him for money


be sure to ask him if he took his viagra

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2007 1:46:25 PM

If he's cool, tell him you know about the bet and that you'll lie and say you slept with him and split the money.

10/8/2007 1:47:22 PM

Do you work in a resturant or something?

10/8/2007 1:48:18 PM

get in his pants first

10/8/2007 1:50:28 PM

I think you should do him and quit being such a twat.

10/8/2007 1:52:52 PM

Rape him.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 1:55 PM. Reason : Better yet, get to where yall are about to do it, then break out a strap-on and fuck him.]

10/8/2007 1:54:41 PM

stick a cucumber in your panties so when you you strip down you reveal your bulge.

let him get a crack at that.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 2:00 PM. Reason : d]

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 2:00 PM. Reason : d]

10/8/2007 1:58:43 PM

Quote :

"If he's cool, tell him you know about the bet and that you'll lie and say you slept with him and split the money. "

I'm assuming the bet isn't a huge monetary sum. Plus, I don't think I want *anyone* thinking I actually slept with this guy.

Quote :

"Do you work in a resturant or something?"

nope

Quote :

"stick a cucumber in your panties so when you you strip down you reveal your bulge."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

10/8/2007 2:13:41 PM

Seriously, T-dub, seriously? That's all you've got? I know you all are good at retaliation.

[Edited on October 8, 2007 at 5:42 PM. Reason : can't spell]

10/8/2007 5:42:36 PM

just call him out on it in front of everyone, go home and feel good about yourself for 5 mins

10/8/2007 5:43:32 PM

Take him out in your car, get him naked and leave him on the side of the road somewhere with no cloths,phone....lol

10/8/2007 5:47:20 PM

i got nothing. you got any better pictures though?

10/8/2007 5:47:40 PM

Quote :

"exploit the hell out of him"

Quote :

"don't tell him you know about the bet, make him feel like a real failure."

Quote :

"And which one of you is funding this webcam/bracam endeavor?"

I can set something up, I think. And by that, I mean "I'll make my bf do it "

Quote :

"Better yet, get to where yall are about to do it, then break out a strap-on and fuck him."

Awesome!

I think exploiting the HELL out of him, starting slowly, and building quickly, is the best route.
Booze, clothes, shoes, rides, cash, drugs, picking up your shifts

Make sure you have an audience when you call him out.

10/8/2007 5:48:19 PM

tell him you wanna tie him up and blindfold him, get him to get a hotel room, tie him up (like where he really can't get loose) and blindfold him, then tell him you're gonna go to the bathroom and get ready for him. then cover him in honey and feathers, check out, and haul ass. that'll be a fun conversation for him to have with housekeeping.

10/8/2007 5:51:50 PM

^add earplugs to that mix (tell him you've always wanted to try topping, and sensory deprivation has enthralled you LOTS)

But...I really can't condone the idea of leaving someone alone, tied up.

10/8/2007 5:54:10 PM

^ plus taking pictures or inviting some co-workers to hide in the bathroom and/or surprise him.

10/8/2007 5:57:25 PM