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apex213
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I'd like a woman who is kind, smart, smiles a lot, and had a good heart. If you're her, please reply.

10/4/2007 12:44:28 PM

Ansonian
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hmm...

10/4/2007 12:45:24 PM

sd2nc
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"had a good heart"

so you're looking for a long time smoker?

10/4/2007 12:55:29 PM

apex213
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Had and would like to have one in the future :-)

10/4/2007 12:57:31 PM

mildew
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but in the interim she can be a biatch....

10/4/2007 12:59:54 PM

Squirt
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age/sex/loc? post pics...

10/4/2007 1:13:02 PM

ncsuapex
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wanted, one good hearted woman.

10/4/2007 1:13:58 PM

Hadjuk
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^^ , shit just got real

10/4/2007 1:15:33 PM

FykalJpn
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there're plenty of these women available--as long as you don't mind a little cushion for the pushin'

10/4/2007 1:15:56 PM

ncsuapex
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ahahaha you're thread got way left behind by squirts thread.

10/4/2007 2:15:48 PM

StellaArtois
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She cheated with toilet pictures. It's a known weakness in men!

10/4/2007 2:16:40 PM

Apocalypse
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sorry dude,

Chuck Norris has already nuked those pussies.

I heard he could impregnate a woman with a 5 second stare.

10/4/2007 2:16:52 PM

ncsuapex
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^^

actually it was the pigtails pic that got to me

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ^]

10/4/2007 2:17:13 PM

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"I'd like a woman who is kind, smart, smiles a lot, a good heart, cute, and not batshit crazy"


I fixed it


but there aren't any of those out there

you can find combinations of the above, but not all of it

and even if they meet those standards, they can't ever bait their own hook

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:19 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2007 2:18:39 PM

Squirt
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"She cheated with toilet pictures. It's a known weakness in men!"

You posted them not me... I guess thats an added bonus...



[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ha ha drama drama drama]

10/4/2007 2:19:34 PM

FykalJpn
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aren't you supposed to be writing...

10/4/2007 2:20:40 PM

pttyndal
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ha, nothing better than a chick that can go fishing with you and bait her own hook. But fishing time is my quiet time.

10/4/2007 2:21:31 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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lol

thats why I've never taken a chick hunting

10/4/2007 2:22:43 PM

ncsuapex
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I go fishing to get a way from women!

10/4/2007 2:23:55 PM

Kiwi
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I'm pretty sure if you taught me how to bait it I could probably do it the second time round.

But I'm batshit crazy so I lose.

10/4/2007 2:24:14 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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^^ hence me having my quiet time in the woods


fishing is more of a drink beer, get a sun tan, bring a pretty girl along thats wearing a bikini

^

damn, theres always something

10/4/2007 2:25:33 PM

ambrosia1231
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"there're plenty of these women available--as long as you don't mind a little cushion for the pushin'"


No kidding.

The more I think about it, the more I realize how not picky that post is.

He didn't specify good-looking, passionate about something, (relatively) sane, laid-back, competent...

10/4/2007 2:25:53 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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"there're plenty of these women available--as long as you don't mind a little cushion for the pushin'"


depends on your definition of "cushion for the pushin"

^ so he'll do anything?

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2007 2:27:00 PM

ambrosia1231
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"^ so he'll do anything?"


Sounds like it, doesn't it?

I'm just thinking of how many girls I know that meet those criteria (and then even more who meet all but one), but still wouldn't hook good friends up with.


To put this in context, there are folks who'd say I meet his criteria

10/4/2007 2:28:48 PM

FykalJpn
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^^i think it's fairly constant across the board actually b/c as weight increases, the population size decreases but the percentage who are available increases

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ^]

10/4/2007 2:30:32 PM

ncsuapex
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"I'd like a woman who is kind, smart, smiles a lot, a good heart, cute, and not batshit crazy"



I've come to the conclusion that all women are batshit crazy so if shes smart, cute and has a good heart.. That's a bonus!

10/4/2007 2:34:38 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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honestly I look for a girl that's just less crazy than me now

10/4/2007 2:35:25 PM

FykalJpn
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you might need to raise the bar a little

10/4/2007 2:36:11 PM

Deshman007
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^agreed

10/4/2007 2:37:41 PM

apex213
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women are great and they let a guy know that he's here for em...

10/4/2007 2:47:50 PM

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"honestly I look for a girl that's just less crazy than me now"

10/4/2007 2:56:33 PM

apex213
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where's the joy? Is a wife joy?

10/4/2007 3:23:52 PM

FykalJpn
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depends on the wife and how much you drink

10/4/2007 3:25:00 PM

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