I never bruise. I dropped a 30 lb dumbbell on my knee the other day. There's a little mark that might be considered a bruise. First bruise I've had in probably 4 years. A girl I dated didn't believe it and beat the crap out of me with a stick... didn't leave a single bruise.

But every chick I know bruises like a mofo. What the hell is up with that?

9/21/2007 1:59:21 PM

get your limpy shit out of here.

9/21/2007 2:00:06 PM

Maybe you're a zombie.

9/21/2007 2:00:38 PM

wtf is up with the +'s and *'s ???

9/21/2007 2:01:12 PM

I considered the zobmie explanation. I will be watching the new Resident Evil movie to learn more about the phenomenon.

[Edited on September 21, 2007 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ^me dicking around]

9/21/2007 2:01:26 PM

Or perhaps you're a posthuman with synthetic flesh.

9/21/2007 2:02:28 PM

perhaps you're a posthuman with synthetic flesh.

9/21/2007 2:03:01 PM

Yeah, I get random bruises all the time. Sometimes I don't know where they come from, but I got a huge one about a week ago from slamming my elbow into a door at work.

9/21/2007 2:03:02 PM

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"A girl I dated didn't believe it and beat the crap out of me with a stick... didn't leave a single bruise."

That sounds like a healthy relationship.

9/21/2007 2:05:03 PM

Don't worry. I then retaliated with my penis.

9/21/2007 2:07:04 PM

^^no, it sounds like a fun one

9/21/2007 2:07:59 PM

alcohol causes strange things to happen

9/21/2007 2:08:55 PM

A friend and I didn't believe a male friend of ours that it didn't hurt when we twisted the shit out of his nipples

so we twisted, pinched, and pulled as hard as we could, and nothing

He called me the next day and said he couldn't wear a shirt because his nipples were so sore and wanted to know what I had done to them


...Like I'm the only person who would ever do something like that.

9/21/2007 2:11:12 PM

i've learned from experience that it's not a good idea to twist the shit out of a girl's nipples. i've had to be informed of this on several occasions.

but they're so much fun to twist.

9/21/2007 2:13:36 PM

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"A girl I dated didn't believe it and beat the crap out of me with a stick... didn't leave a single bruise."

I don't think I'd care about the bruises at that point.

9/21/2007 2:13:58 PM

after I got mine pierced, people thought they'd be fun to twist. I warned them I'd retaliate, and it would be angry twisting, not playful.

Even drunk people kept their hands off.


^?

[Edited on September 21, 2007 at 2:17 PM. Reason : lgjf]

9/21/2007 2:14:33 PM

^^



Her: bullshit. i don't believe you.
Me: try for yourself and see
Her (with broomstick): you don't think i will? *whack*
Me: You seriously think that's gonna bruise?
*WHACK*
Me: HOLY SHIT! But it's still not gonna bruise.
*WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK* (etc.)
....

9/21/2007 2:19:57 PM

reminds me of Mr. Deeds and the dead foot

9/21/2007 2:29:31 PM

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"But every chick I know bruises like a mofo. What the hell is up with that?"

So that you can't beat on them and get away with it!

9/21/2007 2:41:27 PM

9/21/2007 2:47:14 PM

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"But every chick I know bruises like a mofo. What the hell is up with that?"

that's pretty suspect

9/21/2007 3:12:52 PM

I once hit a girl in the leg with a twizzler, not even that hard. Next day she had a bruise from it.

9/21/2007 3:17:21 PM

^^I'm not even talking about IMPACTS. Example... dancing with a girl, grab her arm (not forcefully) and pull her toward me. Total force exerted, MAYBE 5 pounds leaves a fucking hand print.

^ That's exactly what I'm talking about!

[Edited on September 21, 2007 at 3:20 PM. Reason : ]

9/21/2007 3:19:46 PM

let me try a couple hits

you'll either break or bruise

9/21/2007 3:31:04 PM

I think when I was a lot younger my older sister would beat me up and leave bruises (she stopped when I dumped her in a trash can)

But now I can't remember any recent bruises from injuries.

9/21/2007 3:46:24 PM

9/21/2007 5:24:56 PM

I almost wish ambrosia1231 would bruise more


and ftw

Quote :

"but [nipples are] so much fun to twist."

9/21/2007 5:30:45 PM

9/21/2007 5:31:07 PM

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"i've learned from experience that it's not a good idea to twist the shit out of a girl's nipples. i've had to be informed of this on several occasions."

Never heard of a woman who didn't like that, they must never have tried it.

9/21/2007 5:43:21 PM

9/22/2007 6:06:30 PM

umm...i don't, you crazy broad.

9/22/2007 8:29:26 PM

should this thread be taken as a challenge?

9/22/2007 8:32:11 PM

I'll be the challengee.

9/22/2007 10:24:34 PM

9/23/2007 8:33:35 AM

I bruise extremely easily. If my cats walk across my leg, someone pokes me a little too hard, or I lean up against something wrong, I end up with bruises.

I don't know if this has anything to do with it, but nurses always complain that my veins are tiny, stingy, and tend to blow out when they're drawing blood. Not to mention, I'm extremely fair skinned and you can see many of my vessels through my skin, so there's not much melanin to disguise any slight bruising anyway.

[Edited on September 23, 2007 at 8:40 AM. Reason : to/too/two]

9/23/2007 8:40:06 AM

i always get them from walking into the fucking coffee table

9/23/2007 8:40:45 AM

My toes tend to walk into things before my legs do.
Thank goodness.

9/23/2007 8:50:24 AM

lawlz--that's special

9/23/2007 8:54:03 AM

I'm the same way, bottombaby, I bruise from anything and everything. I ended up with a particularly nasty spot on my arm and had no idea where it came from.

9/23/2007 9:37:28 AM

ive already got bruises from the game yesterday... and i have no idea how they got there.

9/23/2007 9:38:49 AM

I think the answer is pretty clear. You do not have any blood.

9/23/2007 10:25:49 AM

girls dont like it when you bite the nipples either. like..... off

9/23/2007 11:19:24 AM

i bruise by looking at objects.

9/23/2007 2:34:35 PM

"you people" who bruise easily might not be getting enough vitamins - B12, K, C and folate are crucial for vascular health. or you could have a true bleeding disorder. or it could be lupus.

9/23/2007 2:47:47 PM

or


they could just bruise easily/have really fucking thin skin

9/23/2007 2:49:49 PM

i take a multivitamin every day.

i'm just so pale that i can't hide my injuries.

9/23/2007 2:51:04 PM

haha i feel you limpy,

did kickboxing for like 3 months no brusies, but my shins still hurt.

9/23/2007 2:55:32 PM

I've been on a multivitamin for years and a prenatal vitamin for nearly all of this past year. I still bruise like no body's business.

9/23/2007 3:00:00 PM

Quote :

""you people" who bruise easily might not be getting enough vitamins - B12, K, C and folate are crucial for vascular health. or you could have a true bleeding disorder. or it could be lupus."

I also take a multivitamin.

and it's never lupus

9/23/2007 3:21:37 PM

^god damn it heather, I was going to post about that exact thing about both the multivitamins and lupus.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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"i bruise by looking at objects."

I'm the same way. I have 2 mystery bruises and I haven't had anything happen to the areas to cause bruises BUT THERE THEY ARE ANYWAYS. I just blame my boyfriend and call it good

9/23/2007 6:19:04 PM