Here's the deal: I had a shit ton of flexible spending account money I had to get rid of before the end of my plan year. So I bought some excellent assortments of condoms and I'm reselling them at lower cost. College students need condoms...at least I hope so...

Trojan Latex Condoms, Variety Pack with Vibrating Rings and Overnight Bag
6 Trojan-Enz Lubed
12 Trojan Ultra Ribbed Lubed
12 Trojan Her Pleasure Lubed
12 Trojan Warm Sensations Lubed
2 Trojan Vibrating Rings
1 Overnight Bag that says I KNOW I'M GETTIN' SOME TONIGHT!
$29

LifeStyles Sensual Variety Pack
4 ribbed pleasure condoms
4 tuxedo (black) condoms
2 ultra thin condoms
2 asst. colors condoms
2 asst. flavor condoms
2 ultra lubricated condoms
2 pleasure tipped condoms
2 ultra sensitive condoms
3 Lifestyles® Vibrating Rings
3 Lifestyles® Aloe and Vitamin E Lubricant Sachets
1 Condom Wallet
1 Lifestyles® Baseball Cap that shows you're good to go
$27

Durex Tin Containing 48 Assorted Condoms, 3 Free Vibrating Rings
Chocolate Condoms
Strawberry Condoms
Orange Condoms
Mint Condoms
Natural Feeling Condoms
Her Sensation Condoms
Maximum Love Condoms
Intense Sensation Condoms
Performax Condoms
Enhanced Pleasure Condoms
Play Vibrating Rings
Free Durex Tin to keep by the bedside
$19

9/16/2007 11:40:14 PM

9/16/2007 11:46:51 PM

9/16/2007 11:47:55 PM

lol, students get condoms for free at student health.

9/16/2007 11:51:44 PM

But do they get THREE FREE VIBRATING RINGS?!?!?!?

9/17/2007 12:09:54 AM

9/17/2007 12:30:00 AM

condoms are for hookers and sailors

9/17/2007 12:40:33 AM

what do you have in the used condoms department?

9/17/2007 12:56:05 AM

dude, i wouldn't trust the condoms from student health. they look sketchy to me.

also, if you enjoy your dick feeling like corn then be my guest and don't wear a condom

9/17/2007 1:00:35 AM

condoms are for communists baby!

9/17/2007 1:13:18 AM

i practice abstinence, therefore i don't need any condoms.

am i doin it rite?

9/17/2007 1:16:03 AM

Quote :

"also, if you enjoy your dick feeling like corn "

lol, your doin it all wrong

9/17/2007 1:20:26 AM

BTW, this is in classifieds...if you want to act like you're in middle school and still can't talk about SEX, CONDOMS, VAGINA AND PENIS without cracking jokes, then start a thread in chit chat

9/17/2007 1:26:52 AM

Quote :

"dude, i wouldn't trust the condoms from student health. they look sketchy to me."

As opposed to condoms you're buying off the wolf web... Seriously who the hell would trust that

9/17/2007 2:56:52 AM

I stopped using condoms a long time ago and never looked back.

9/17/2007 3:22:45 AM

*******please********* are they al used.

if so i will pay double




gtfo of here

9/17/2007 3:44:23 AM

lol @ this thread

9/17/2007 9:55:02 AM

PM sent.














































yah, right.

9/17/2007 10:01:02 AM

Quote :

"i practice abstinence, therefore i don't need any condoms. "

go way of saying you will never get laid

9/17/2007 1:34:42 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772982

if you can do that with them, then i'll take them all.

9/17/2007 4:06:50 PM

College students are probably the last students who use condoms

9/17/2007 4:19:48 PM

Quote :

"I had a shit ton of flexible spending account money I had to get rid of before the end of my plan year."

I thought you could use this for anything at a Rite-Aid, etc......why did you buy over 100 condoms????

9/17/2007 4:52:42 PM

obviously sarge here was planning on getting laid







but didnt.



with that said, lemme get them cock rings

9/17/2007 5:22:45 PM

you aint got any glow in the dark condoms......howm I supposed to sex it up to techno music without my dick lit up....

9/17/2007 7:47:08 PM

what, no Magnums?



count me out.

9/17/2007 9:31:01 PM

^^yeah man, really.


$15
all vibrating rings
the overnight bag
the durex tin
the condom wallet

9/17/2007 10:07:47 PM

Not breaking up the packages, sorry

9/17/2007 10:49:18 PM

ahahaha i just now got it that everything was in packs. damn im an idiot.


$15 for the durex tin, assumin unopened

9/18/2007 12:43:17 AM

20 for the trojan pack

9/18/2007 1:56:42 PM

So far:

$25 on the Trojans via PM
$15 on the Durex to Hurley

I'll keep the bidding going until Wednesday night unless anyone wants to pay the asking price up front.

9/18/2007 3:14:34 PM

UPDATE

Both the Trojan and Durex packs are sold pending pick up...what do you people have against Lifestyles?

9/18/2007 8:44:01 PM

damn you

you can take those lifestyles, stuff them full of crack and swallow them!!!! and I hope that shit busts inside you
































































i might give $20 for the lifestyles... just maybe. original unopened package.


no funny stuff

[Edited on September 18, 2007 at 9:15 PM. Reason : -]

9/18/2007 9:10:30 PM

dude, where you at? the gf's coming over friday and I need proteckshon

9/19/2007 7:09:53 PM

He is incredibly unreliable with PMs I've tried 3 times to get up with him to tell me where he lives so I can pick up. All he does is avoid the question and restate the same thing, near crabtree. That does not help me.

9/19/2007 7:12:55 PM

hahahahahahahah

Quote :

"no funny stuff"

9/19/2007 8:05:09 PM

Yeah, sorry guys...I've been in training for my company and TWW is blocked there. And I was out with my GF the past two nights. Anyways....

$20 and the lifestyles pack is yours, Hurley. They're un-opened and don't expire for 7 years.

Dagreenone, I sent you my address. When can you come pick them up? I'm around tonight.

9/19/2007 9:52:07 PM

You know, condoms go on your penis.

9/19/2007 11:15:37 PM

If the woman is on top, she can't get pregnant, it's gravity at work.

9/20/2007 7:23:49 AM

hahha Hurley cracks me up.

this is my favorite line b4 u get it on...

--'are u clean'

--'..*moment of silence*..yeah..of course u can trust me'

-'bitch we just hooked up TONIGHT i met u 1 HOUR AGO u common dumpster slut'


--------------------------------------------

just go barefoot in the woods.




altho u may pickup the type of poison ivy that dont go away.



[Edited on September 20, 2007 at 10:04 AM. Reason : .]

9/20/2007 10:02:07 AM

^ahah nice one duder

9/20/2007 10:13:42 AM

ROFL I TOTALLY DIDNT EXPECT THAT....WTF ARE YOU RUNNING A BROTHEL? ROFL

9/21/2007 2:29:00 AM

<--- Satisfied customer

bump for a good transaction

9/22/2007 12:06:34 PM