taken from collegehumor

#1 Go to a school that offers Looking at Naked Girls 101 with a prerequisite of Looking at Naked Guys 101 or have a school that doesn't offer Looking at Naked Girls 101 at all?

#2 Be married to an extremely banging chick who got uglier every time you had sex, or an ugly broad who got hotter every time you had sex?

#4 Drive a Ferrari that could only go35 MPH or a mini-van that could go180 MPH?

#5 Go back in time to be an extra in your favorite movie or sing backup vocals to your favorite song?

#6 Eat fresh or think outside the bun?

#7 Not have any choice or not have any choice?

9/7/2007 4:16:19 PM

#6

9/7/2007 4:18:08 PM

jesus christ

this shit sucks, in the really gay way that you're so good at.

[Edited on September 7, 2007 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ldkfj]

9/7/2007 4:18:27 PM

1. Doesn't offer either
2. Ugly broad who got hotter...by the time I stop drinking later in life, she'll be hot as hell...in the meantime...well thank goodness for liquor and darkness
3. ok there is no #3
4. I'd say the Ferrari cause it'd be awesome in the city...but road trips would take forever...the van would be pretty cool
5. probably backup vocals...honestly though whichever one gave me royalties
6. both on rare occasions
7. huh

9/7/2007 4:20:30 PM

#2 depends on how ugly she was to begin with and how much hotter she got each time we had sex.

9/7/2007 4:21:10 PM

^and whether only penis-in-vagina counts as 'sex'

9/7/2007 4:21:59 PM

9/7/2007 4:23:50 PM

1- Why not go to a school that offered them? probably would not take them though...

2- This one is a no brainer. uglier that gets hotter. duh.

4- The mini van is the obvious choice... roomy and sporty > slow, cramped, and useless

5- THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO BACK IN TIME >>>>> singing some stupid vocals

6- Is this some sort of innuendo?

7- I guess I'm stuck on this one

9/7/2007 4:25:55 PM

yea #2, the latter

plenty of alcohol, plus you always feel like you accomplished something after you hit it

it would be funny to start noticing the changes afterwards

like "damn, after we fucked three times last night, she's like 50% less cross eyed"

9/7/2007 4:26:23 PM

^lol

Quote :

"#2 depends on how ugly she was to begin with and how much hotter she got each time we had sex."

also depends on her other traits as a 'person'

9/7/2007 4:27:26 PM

ahaha marko ftw

9/7/2007 4:28:58 PM

For some reason I thought about Dan Rather when I saw this thread title too

9/7/2007 4:30:48 PM

would you rather fight mike tyson or talk like him?

9/7/2007 4:33:30 PM

Quote :

"3. ok there is no #3"

ftw

9/7/2007 5:48:26 PM

#4. bitches only know shapes and colors

9/7/2007 7:28:44 PM

1 Have to announce to everyone that you're going to take a sh*t every time, or have horrible diarrhea at all the important moments of your life?

2 Have 10,000 spoons, or a knife? From Yosef

3 Have to give a dollar to every homeless man that crosses your path, or give a hug? From The

4 Never stop crying, or never stop having a runny nose? From Hannah

5 Be a 60 year old millionaire with a model wife who cheats on you, or a poor 25 year old guy sleeps with rich married models? From Amy

6 Be a small town girl living in a lonely world, or be a city boy born and raised in south Detroit?

7 Talk in a angry voice when you're happy, or talk in a high pitch voice when you're mad?

10/19/2007 2:50:28 PM

* Be addicted to meth, or be addicted to dragon porn?
* Superman that ho, or make it rain on them hoes?
* Have no knees, or no elbows?
* Be in Apatow's SuperBad gang, or the Rat Pack?
* Always have to answer the phone by saying, "I am feelin' you!", or have to end every phone conversation by shouting, "Boom goes the dynamite!"
* Have your mom not love you , or have your dad not love you?
* Always have the sneeze sensation and never sneeze, or always be bloated with gas but never fart?
* Have Toe-sized fingers, or Finger-sized toes?
* Have your own theme music , or be able to summon a conga line behind you whenever you wanted?
* Be worshiped by a cult, or not be worshiped by a cult?
* Take too many hits of Acid on Halloween, or Bliahgb aitebpxz carph?
* Be an integral part of the Trinity High play, or be a 3rd string player on the 2008 NBA champions?

11/3/2007 9:39:20 PM

1. both
2. superman that ho(it's cheaper)
3. what a creepy saw like question
4. rat pack
5. LMAO....uhhh, boom goes the dynamite
6. neither one is really that fond of me anyway
7. bloated
8. finger sized toes
9. conga line
10. being worshiped by a cult always ends badly
11. the acid
12. NBA

11/3/2007 9:54:39 PM

http://www.battle.net/forums/thread.aspx?fn=war3-general&t=1799788&p=1&
hmm

11/3/2007 9:55:26 PM

Dragon porn? Elaborate or it doesn't exist (I have a feeling I'm going to eat these words).

11/3/2007 9:56:16 PM

^^ did you also find that by googling Bliahgb aitebpxz carph?

^ only I wont be the one posting it.

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]

11/3/2007 9:57:35 PM

yep

11/3/2007 9:59:59 PM

11/3/2007 10:03:47 PM

1. The first one. I'm secure enough in my sexuality that staring at naked guys won't be unbearable. The payoff will be worth it anyway.

2. The ugly broad who gets prettier. But then again, I may change my mind depending upon how ugly she initially is.

3. ?

4. The minivan. Great speed + lots of cargo room = win.

5. Be an extra in my favorite movie. I can't really sing all that well.

6. What do we mean by "think outside the bun?" But I'm thinking I'd rather eat fresh.

7. Does not compute.

11/3/2007 10:06:20 PM

Someone do it right and post dragons fucking cars!

11/3/2007 10:06:34 PM