It just got here.



1) Walk around telling strangers that I must break them.

2) Go to the gym and get guys dressed up as scientists to stand around me as I run on the treadmill.

8/1/2007 5:50:35 PM

Your hair bleached and short?

8/1/2007 5:56:27 PM

short yes

bleached no

8/1/2007 5:57:44 PM

get your ass kicked by Rocky?

8/1/2007 6:07:30 PM

^ Well there is that.

Right now I'm pissed because I'm about to go to the gym and I can't find the USB cord for my ipod shuffle and I really want to hear Hearts on Fire.

8/1/2007 6:18:13 PM

halloween?

8/1/2007 6:22:01 PM

well im sure you've already beat off in it

8/1/2007 6:22:59 PM

how about throw it in the trash because you are going to look like an idiot

8/1/2007 6:23:35 PM

man i bet that would be hard to keep clean...

8/1/2007 6:25:45 PM

Walk around with an iron rod dressed up as Rocky and say

"He's not human. He's like a piece of iron. "

8/1/2007 6:34:32 PM

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"well im sure you've already beat off in it"

You damn skippy!

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"how about throw it in the trash because you are going to look like an idiot"

I'm used to it at this point.

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"man i bet that would be hard to keep clean..."

Well, its already red, so blood and wine don't show.

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"Walk around with an iron rod dressed up as Rocky and say "He's not human. He's like a piece of iron. ""

hmmmmmm.....

8/1/2007 7:47:56 PM

yeah, you know that's off the chizain

8/1/2007 10:46:16 PM

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"well im sure you've already beat off in it"

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"how about throw it in the trash because you are going to look like an idiot"

both of these gave me a good laugh. well done.

8/1/2007 10:48:17 PM

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"Well, its already red, so blood and wine don't show."

i was refering to cum

8/1/2007 10:53:11 PM

get ready to kill a black guy?

[Edited on August 1, 2007 at 11:20 PM. Reason : just a joke wral]

8/1/2007 11:19:46 PM

^^ its polyester so it wipes right off as long as i get to it quickly

^ i already looked for an apollo creed costume for my black roommate. no dice.

8/2/2007 12:57:25 AM

If anyone looks at you oddly shout at them "I CANNOT BE DEFEATED. I REPEAT. I CANNOT BE DEFEATED. I REPEAT I CANNOT BE DEFEATED" until they look away.

8/2/2007 9:22:46 AM

"I will crush you"

8/2/2007 9:24:17 AM

"If he dies, he dies"

8/2/2007 9:28:35 AM

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"for my black roommate."

8/2/2007 9:30:20 AM

I would look for any chance throw an old man into a crowd screaming "I fight to win for me, FOR ME!"

8/2/2007 10:00:50 AM

superb

8/2/2007 10:44:47 AM

^^^ Well, I guess that it would be a lot less racist if I just put a white guy in blackface.

8/2/2007 4:57:08 PM

Send it back to me where it belongs.

OR

Walk down the street and knock some one out and yell

"I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion."

8/2/2007 5:11:30 PM

Put it on and watch Rocky IV on SpikeTV.

8/4/2007 10:18:38 PM

Rave:

http://dragorave.ytmnd.com/


Invent scary exercise equipment:

http://dragomoskau.ytmnd.com/


Also, find some way to work in, "If he dies, . . . he dies."

[Edited on August 4, 2007 at 11:31 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2007 11:29:19 PM

Oh man! Drago's greatest hits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWihWfdH4Zw

8/5/2007 12:09:08 AM

You should play http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ivan-drago/

8/5/2007 12:47:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOEA56y7qA

One day I'd like to open a gym where the only exercise is equipment is an axe, a yoke, and a cart and it looks like a shitty old barn.

8/7/2007 3:22:34 PM

this thread is fantastic.

8/7/2007 3:24:17 PM

hahaha, nice.....

8/7/2007 4:13:46 PM

I was flying back from NYC today and our plane had to divert to Philly because the door wouldn't seal and allow the plane to pressurize once we got to altitude. I got excited because I thought that if we had a delay over a few hours I would grab a cab and have my picture taken on the steps from Rocky - but we were only on the ground for about an hour.

While in the airport I saw a fat stereotypical Italian from Philly walking through the terminal wearing a Rocky t-shirt. I'm still mad at myself for not running up behind him, knocking him down, and yelling DRAGO RULES SUCKA!

8/12/2007 2:31:32 PM

you could always do a lap in the outfit around the pool in your complex

8/12/2007 2:38:59 PM

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"this thread is fantastic."

8/12/2007 2:41:55 PM

i want you to fuck me in it

8/12/2007 2:46:03 PM

get some greaser friend to dress up like rocky and let him kick the shit out of you in public

8/12/2007 2:52:30 PM

^^ mmmmmm...you got a purty mouth, boy

^ i have no greaser friends

8/12/2007 2:56:45 PM

I saw a guy wearing a Rocky outfit on Saturday night and immediately hated myself for not wearing this. Sadly I gave it to a friend in Miami because it was closer to his size.

10/29/2007 3:49:43 PM