Dear GM/Santa/Lutz/Wagoner,

I have a pair of shoes I'm a little bit ashamed of. They're Nike Free 7.0s. I had to think about what they're actually called because the name I gave them the moment I tried them on was "dammit- she-hates-'ems." My gf was not with me when I tried them on in the store, but I already knew I was in trouble.
I can't say I'm a runner in any sense. I think I go for a run maybe twice a month. And even then, if I run for more than a mile, that's a feat. I also attempt to wear clothes that are not going to piss off my gf. Clothes aren't things I'm fussy about, so there's usually no point in wearing something that's gonna irk the woman. Life is just easier to wear something she prefers if I can stand it.
These true running shoes, while looking a lot like the equally ugly Nike Prestos I made fun of for years, and which I knew would piss off the woman, However, were too perfect to pretend I could not have them. I put them on, and I am a ninja the rest of the day. I feel as though I can walk up walls and hide in a corner near the ceiling. They fit so well that I knew that I had no option but to have them and wear them every day. To wear anything else would be to deny what feet I have. Hence... dammit... she's gonna hate them. There was no avoiding that I was going to buy them and love them. And I do.
You build a dammit-she's-gonna-hate-it car. I am constantly moving shit around. I have moved 5 times in the last 2 years, and moved friends several times too. When I'm not moving stuff, there's just me, and maybe the woman, in the car. I think 3 people have ever been in the back seat of my car in the 4 years I've owned it. One of them was me, but if I didn't have the back seat, I would have been fine in the trunk because I was passed the fuck out. By all reason, I should have traded it in for something tiny by now. An M coupe would have been a nice choice, I think. But I didn't yet. So.... you need to bring this car you make elsewhere, which you idiotically have not offered here, to the us as soon as possible. I know it is going to be replaced soon, so bring that one. But I need it. I will buy one. Other people, did not like the version of this car that you brought here because it looked like the cavalier. But this version does not. At all. So, BRING ME A FUCKING HOLDEN COMMODORE SVZ BADGED AS ANYTHING YOU WANT. PONTIAC, GMC, SUZUKI, WHATEVER. YOU COULD EVEN CALL IT THE MALOO. I WILL BUY IT.

And if I have a kid b4 you get it here, I will still be interested in a wagon because I don't need the frontal area and high center of gravity of a truck. Ever.

-Dan

http://jalopnik.com/cars/purple-is-the-new-hoon/special-edition-commodore-svz-ute-and-wagon-260827.php

5/18/2007 11:39:01 AM

Dear ford

Ditto
Bring me everything FPV has to offer.

5/18/2007 11:44:19 AM

Is that a Subaru Brat on steroids?

5/18/2007 11:51:06 AM

5/18/2007 11:57:14 AM

^I know. I'd love it anyway. But yeah, not pretty

^^
Did you mean the baja? I remember the brat, but that was forever ago.
6.0L v8>>2.5L nonturbo flat 4/Subaru 3L flat 6
2 seats, real bed>>5 seats, joke bed
GTO with bed>>subaru legacy w/ bed

5/18/2007 12:40:39 PM

5/18/2007 1:15:27 PM