...writes prose the only way it should be written, that is, ecstatically.

4/30/2007 1:23:25 AM

Thank you, Updike.

4/30/2007 1:24:15 AM

LOLita

4/30/2007 1:25:16 AM

i love you both

4/30/2007 1:25:42 AM

hahaha, MunkeyMuck ftmfw

4/30/2007 1:26:03 AM

hahahaha

I should use that as the first sentence of my paper.

I should start that paper at some point, anyhow. Grimwood's is bothering me at the moment.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 1:41 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2007 1:33:26 AM

I haven't come up with a topic/thesis for mine yet.

4/30/2007 1:34:09 AM

I haven't even thought about it.

4/30/2007 1:34:53 AM

Quote :

"I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy."

breaks my heart every time

4/30/2007 1:34:53 AM

May your first child be a masculine child!

I don't have a topic, either.

4/30/2007 1:36:37 AM

It's even sadder because it was really a dead girl.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 1:38 AM. Reason : woot, a topicless thread]

4/30/2007 1:37:05 AM

I got tired of working on Jon Thompson's paper, so I broke out a bottle of Jameson's, watched a couple of episodes of Spaced, and now I'm listening to:



HE'S DRUNK
HE TASTES LIKE CANDY
HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL

4/30/2007 1:40:17 AM

SONGS BY BILLY CORGAN!

4/30/2007 1:42:04 AM

Why did Halpern even reference Hole the other day, anyway?

4/30/2007 1:42:20 AM

Quote :

"Why did Halpern even reference Hole the other day, anyway?"

He did? I don't remember.

4/30/2007 1:43:18 AM

On nights like this I wish I owned a copy of "Dad Rocks!".

4/30/2007 1:44:35 AM

hahahahaha, Dad Rocks!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dad-Rocks-Various-Artists/dp/B0009F9OSA

oh my, it even has Foreigner

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 1:46 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2007 1:45:12 AM

"Jonathan, if this paper isn't brilliant, you should drop out of school. And bag groceries. At the Teeter." - Halpern

4/30/2007 1:45:34 AM

i am extremely disturbed by that tracklisting

mostly because of the consecutive appearances of "my sharona" and "lola"

plus a compilation that includes an awful tina turner song not ten tracks from the jam

4/30/2007 1:50:17 AM

Quote :

"I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

this is my self-indulgent thread

4/30/2007 1:51:01 AM

"I'm like a gay eleven-year-old from Kansas when it comes to the movies!"

...but he doesn't like Rushmore. Curious.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 1:51 AM. Reason : excuse you, this thread says Nabokov, not Joyce, in the title ]

4/30/2007 1:51:07 AM

the argument against rushmore he eventually gave me made sense

but i don't really care

4/30/2007 1:51:59 AM

yo, bandit, what was he saying about Sunset Blvd. the other day?

4/30/2007 1:52:05 AM

Quote :

"this thread says Nabokov, not Joyce, in the title"

Quote :

"this is my self-indulgent thread"

4/30/2007 1:52:30 AM

i don't think he said anything about it

i think i just blurted it out because i like it

4/30/2007 1:52:35 AM

^^ well you could've named it "I'm posting whatever the fuck I want in this thread" instead

he'd better not ever go off on The Exterminating Angel

'cause I'll kick his ass

4/30/2007 1:53:49 AM

oh, ok, thought I was about to have a talk with him about my #2 film of all time

THIS THREAD NEEDS ANNA KARINA

4/30/2007 1:54:15 AM

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 1:55 AM. Reason : fixed]

4/30/2007 1:54:58 AM

4/30/2007 1:57:24 AM

you had to go and post the karina.

*sigh*

4/30/2007 1:57:40 AM

it's okay, we can't see you masturbating from here

4/30/2007 1:58:28 AM

The Anna Karina folder in "My Pictures" is 22.2 megabytes.

4/30/2007 1:59:06 AM

i'm not masturbating

i'm weeping at the beauty of god's creation

duh.

4/30/2007 1:59:36 AM

4/30/2007 2:02:23 AM

Quote :

"The Anna Karina folder in "My Pictures" is 22.2 megabytes."

good lord man

and cry away, Brian

4/30/2007 2:03:14 AM

Just call me J. Tears McGillicutty.

4/30/2007 2:05:14 AM

I am thinking of aurochs and angels, the secret of durable pigments, prophetic sonnets, the refuge of art.

4/30/2007 2:06:07 AM

And this is the only immortality you and I may share, my Lolita.

I'd make a Pynchon thread, but nobody would get it.

4/30/2007 2:10:22 AM

I wish the movie of Laughter in the Dark was out on DVD. Or even VHS.

4/30/2007 2:12:20 AM

i do, too.

but only out of morbid curiosity.

the despair movie changes the dude's name to HERMANN HERMANN

4/30/2007 2:15:09 AM

Tom Stoppard probably thought it'd be funnier that way.

4/30/2007 2:18:35 AM

(ball in the palace, bomb in the palace square)

4/30/2007 2:20:05 AM

I was left with about 2000 meters and valerian-flavored burp.

4/30/2007 2:23:32 AM

4/30/2007 2:26:24 AM

4/30/2007 2:30:28 AM

ahahahahaha, vinylbandit steals the win from MunkeyMuck

also:

4/30/2007 2:32:53 AM

for the double win, the cover of my last paper:

4/30/2007 2:37:45 AM

ahahahahahaha

and I just passed

4/30/2007 2:38:46 AM

sooo....why exactly did the guy try to kill the writer at the imaginary college in the imaginary town and wasn't he from the imaginary country that had an imaginary war, and wasn't he imagining the whole thing....not to obscure Nabokov book i read in class like 5 years ago, Wrote an amazing paper on it but forgot most of the plot....damn you Jane Austin!!!!!!

4/30/2007 2:40:49 AM

If you thought everything in the book was imaginary, I don't see why you'd care if there was a point.

4/30/2007 2:42:53 AM