Something to take threads like "Spiderman" "I [hate/love] religion" and "I'm a not a racist, i just hate non-'white' people," "parking sucks", etc...combie them into one super-mega (perhaps confusing) thread pertaining to the one specifice topic. Users persist in making the same threads over and over, merely restating the same arguments that were posted in the previous thread.

Discretion of the ASSIMILATION is purley at the hands of the moderators and the posters can bite it.

p.s. if this thread has been created before, please ASSIMILATE IT

5/4/2002 1:49:38 PM

Resistance is futile.

5/4/2002 4:34:18 PM

All your base are belong to us...

5/4/2002 5:09:38 PM

5/4/2002 6:13:40 PM

I've already been assimilated. You're next.

5/5/2002 2:41:26 AM

I was assimilated 3 times last night..

[Edited on May 6, 2002 at 1:43 AM. Reason : Do you want Snotty to beam you? Snotty beamed me 3 times last night...]

5/6/2002 1:43:29 AM