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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16440606/

FTA:

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"The auto industry, like McDonald's France, tries to mask lowbrow items with highbrow names. Did any of Chrysler's customers believe that driving a Dodge Diplomat would make them more ambassadorial? Did any General Motors buyers think a Pontiac Parisienne would make them French?

But if we can criticize American automakers for putting hundred-dollar names on ten-dollar cars, so to speak, we must also applaud Japanese automakers, who tend to endow their Japan-only cars with such delightfully puzzling names as Honda Motor's Life Dunk. "


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"Among the ones that made us smile are the Daihatsu Motor Naked; Honda Life Dunk and That's; Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump and Mysterious Utility; Mazda Motor Bongo; Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear and Pistachio; Nissan Fairlady Z and Prairie Joy; Rickman Space Ranger; Rinspeed X-Dream; Suzuki Cappucino; Toyota Motor Deliboy and Toyopet; Volkswagen Thing and Volugrafo Bimbo. We think it's a shame that the Honda Life Dunk doesn't sell over here. Its goofy yet inspiring name would probably attract a fair number of buyers."

1/10/2007 9:56:53 AM

darscuzlo
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How about the "Hummer"

Until that one came out I always used the word hummer as a reference to "Blowjob"

1/10/2007 10:05:00 AM

Novicane
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lebaron

1/10/2007 10:11:25 AM

eraser
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I always thought the Chevy Citation was a stupid name.

1/10/2007 10:21:57 AM

Skack
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Camaro - WTF does that mean anyway? Sounds like some indian bullshit.
Chevy Chevette - Must have taken a genius to think up that name.

[Edited on January 10, 2007 at 10:47 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2007 10:47:03 AM

cheerwhiner
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"Nissan Fairlady Z"


hey now.........

look at any kia name. it just screams shit.

remember the Kia SEPHIA--Sofia? OH NO YOU DI-IN'T

1/10/2007 11:00:00 AM

colter
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ford probe

1/10/2007 11:09:28 AM

Igor
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I heard Chevy NoVa didnt do so well in spanish-speaking counries

1/10/2007 9:18:11 PM

toyotafj40s
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dodge RAM

1/10/2007 9:32:58 PM

Specter
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Honda Fit
Toyota Yaris
Pontiac Aztek

1/11/2007 12:18:42 AM

BigBlueRam
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^^^lol, that's what i was gonna say. stupid gm.

1/11/2007 12:22:27 AM

JT3bucky
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luv

1/11/2007 12:23:34 AM

Ahmet
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I think Honda Fit name itself is just fine, but maybe a bad idea in this market, considering the shape most Americans are in...
Ahmet

1/11/2007 12:33:17 AM

fleetwud
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I'm sure the blatant truth that would be the Honda Unfit would sell worse

Chevrolet Celebrity was a severe buzzkill

1/11/2007 10:55:57 AM

JBaz
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Impala... Who names a car after a stupid deer like creature that everyone sees dead on the side of the rode or hit on a motorcycle...?

1/11/2007 11:12:14 AM

Jeepin4x4
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i took a 20 gig Light Dump this morning before i came to class. I'll probably take another 20 gig light dump when i return home

[Edited on January 11, 2007 at 11:15 AM. Reason : i'll]

1/11/2007 11:15:43 AM

sumfoo1
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wtf?

1/11/2007 11:26:19 AM

nightkid86
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Nissan Cedric
Nissan Gloria
Toyota Hiace
Toyota tazz
Honda del Sol
Chevy Nova

1/11/2007 11:50:09 AM

H8R
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boxster

1/11/2007 12:53:43 PM

beatsunc
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toyota corona

1/11/2007 1:17:34 PM

JBaz
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Malibu. If your gonna name a car that, it better be pimpin... but its not.

1/11/2007 1:39:28 PM

nightkid86
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toyota black box
nissan cube
mitsubishi icar

[Edited on January 11, 2007 at 1:55 PM. Reason : sdf]

1/11/2007 1:54:23 PM

ben94gt
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how about the buick rendezvous

wtf?

1/12/2007 2:55:47 PM

Pyro
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I've enjoyed watching Ford's PR department try to come up with ever increasing E.... names for their SUVs.

1/12/2007 3:03:17 PM

JBaz
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well they did retire the excursion... I wonder why?

1/12/2007 8:20:36 PM

eraser
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"I've enjoyed watching Ford's PR department try to come up with ever increasing E.... names for their SUVs."


I am waiting for the Ford Expulsion

1/13/2007 4:23:38 PM

JBaz
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crossbreed of the pinto and excursion?

1/13/2007 6:22:34 PM

fleetwud
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Exhumer
Executioner

1/13/2007 7:44:58 PM

joneser2006
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Embalmer

1/14/2007 12:40:16 AM

jpark10
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Toyota FJ Cruiser....
wtf does the FJ STAND FOR!!!!

1/14/2007 1:17:20 PM

joneser2006
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fucking junk?

1/14/2007 3:57:23 PM

Prime First
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"toyota corona"
when translated to English, it means Crown...the US counterpart is the Camry. When translated into English, Camry also means Crown.

[Edited on January 14, 2007 at 5:37 PM. Reason : eh]

1/14/2007 5:36:47 PM

joneser2006
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^isn't it toyota corolla? the last time i checked corona was a mexican beer

1/14/2007 5:43:15 PM

PimpinHonda
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Police Interceptor

1/14/2007 5:50:12 PM

humandrive
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the thing

1/14/2007 10:25:41 PM

JBaz
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"^isn't it toyota corolla? the last time i checked corona was a mexican beer"

Hey n00b, try using this thing on the interweb called google... You enter what your searching for and you find shit... OMFG!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Corona

1/15/2007 9:51:43 AM

underPSI
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Honda Del Sol

which means "under the sun"

1/15/2007 11:42:05 AM

smoothcrim
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"Toyota FJ Cruiser....
wtf does the FJ STAND FOR!!!! "

The FJ comes from the car where it takes its visual cues from, the older FJ series land cruisers

1/15/2007 5:44:02 PM

underPSI
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i strongly believe that didn't answer his question.

1/15/2007 9:58:07 PM

jpark10
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^^ yea...okay but what does the FJ stand for?!!

1/15/2007 10:39:27 PM

Jeepman
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fake jeep

1/15/2007 10:44:18 PM

jpark10
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hahaha i like that one

1/15/2007 10:47:51 PM

bcsawyer
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how about the toyota cressida? any logic to that one?

1/16/2007 8:24:31 PM

skokiaan
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it rhymes with vagina

1/17/2007 1:02:28 AM

fleetwud
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pre-Lexus

1/17/2007 2:36:34 AM

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