http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

11/30/2006 9:44:42 PM

11/30/2006 9:49:17 PM

BAHAHAHAHHA

there also needs to be a mike hunt

11/30/2006 9:49:38 PM

i was gonna vote for Pacman Jones

but...

11/30/2006 9:50:00 PM

11/30/2006 9:51:00 PM

God Shammgod

11/30/2006 9:53:57 PM

Cozell McQueen

11/30/2006 9:55:12 PM

Dick Pole

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pole

[Edited on November 30, 2006 at 9:58 PM. Reason : /]

11/30/2006 9:56:11 PM

world b free

11/30/2006 9:56:46 PM

^^^Been to his house, beat his kids in nintendo. Several years ago but still relavent.

[Edited on November 30, 2006 at 9:57 PM. Reason : up 2]

11/30/2006 9:56:49 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

11/30/2006 9:57:12 PM

don't add names to this thread

rdunck's guy already has all of you beat

11/30/2006 9:57:21 PM

pusey may be the best but cozell mcQueen is easily the coolest

the coolest first name in the universe + the coolest last name in the universe= coolest name in the universe times two.

11/30/2006 9:59:14 PM

gatorade boy has a point


haha. jk ncstatetke

11/30/2006 9:59:20 PM

Rusty Peters, Rusty Kuntz, Dick Braggins, and Johnny Dickshot.

11/30/2006 10:01:43 PM

mitch kupchak

11/30/2006 10:05:49 PM

Craphonso Thorpe

11/30/2006 10:12:17 PM

Jihad Muhammad
Majestic Mapp
Scientific Mapp
I.M. Hipp
Major Applewhite

11/30/2006 10:13:29 PM

Hung Way Low

11/30/2006 10:22:45 PM

god shammgod

constantine popa

mookie blaylock

peerless price

11/30/2006 10:25:34 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=400663

11/30/2006 10:26:29 PM

did you know that buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is a sentence?

11/30/2006 10:35:18 PM

not the best or coolest, but Colt McCoy is a pretty tough name if you're in Texas

11/30/2006 10:40:58 PM

What about DeCody Fagg?

11/30/2006 10:44:56 PM

I met a guy named Wei Haung pronounced Way hung

[Edited on November 30, 2006 at 10:51 PM. Reason : this turned to chit chat]

11/30/2006 10:51:18 PM

Quote :

"don't add names to this thread rdunck's guy already has all of you beat"

seriously

11/30/2006 10:53:46 PM

damn i was gonna add both God Shammgod and Jihad Muhammad to the list, but i suppose i'll second them instead

georgetown bball has had some interesting names through the years as well

boubacar aw
ruben boumtje-boumtje

to name a couple

11/30/2006 10:53:50 PM

Like 10 yrs ago there was a basketball player for maryland named exray hipp. I'm not sure how it was spelled though.

11/30/2006 11:03:19 PM

Dick Groat

11/30/2006 11:05:36 PM

^^Exree Hipp

11/30/2006 11:07:13 PM

Dick Trickle

11/30/2006 11:09:54 PM

11/30/2006 11:15:57 PM

coco crisp

11/30/2006 11:17:13 PM

milton bradley
chipper jones
H.B. Blades
Justin Case

12/1/2006 1:11:29 AM

huston street...i think it has a cool ring to it

[Edited on December 1, 2006 at 1:31 AM. Reason : and picabo of course]

12/1/2006 1:31:33 AM

when i worked at the Y we had a kid named mary kooter.


we felt so bad for her a few years down the road

12/1/2006 1:33:35 AM

zack asack?

as a qb

12/1/2006 1:33:46 AM

chief kickingstallionsims
/thread

12/1/2006 1:39:26 AM

2 of the best are on the same team

Houston Nutt- Coach
Casey Dick- QB

12/1/2006 1:39:43 AM

http://richkotitebangedyourmom.blogspot.com/2006/10/jerseys-to-avoid.html

these are jerseys they say to avoid, look at number 2

Quote :

"# 02 – WR Darrell Blackman, North Carolina State Wolfpack ... Not a safe jersey for a white guy at an NC State game. # 03 – PG Chubby Cox, Washington Bullets ... Mr. And Mrs. Cox went to all of young Chubby's games, but never understood why the announcer's were so hesitant to recognize their young son for his outstanding plays. # 04 – P Sam Koch, Baltimore Ravens ... "Koch really drilled that one" is something even Ray Lewis laughs at when it comes on over the loudspeaker. # 05 – D Naif Al Qada, Saudi Arabian National Soccer Team ... Close enough to get a double take during the World Cup. Avoid this jersey if you're in an airport, as well. # 06 - 1B Joe Adcock, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim ... Joe Adcock. He 'ad some balls, too! # 07 – C Gregor Fucka, Winterthur FC Barcelona ... This guy has gotten his coach a few technical fouls for just calling out his name. # 08 – SG Vinny Del Negro, Phoenix Suns ... Again; my caucasian brothers, avoid this one in public. # 09 – F Ahn Jung-Hwang, Korean National Soccer Team ... The only jersey Michael Jackson owns. # 10 - F Dean Windass, Bradford City Bantams ... While not pronounced the way you'd think, no one stood behind him on the sidelines regardless. # 11 - QB Casey Dick, Arkansas Razorbacks ... Not a popular Dick on campus with Mitch Mustain in the picture. # 12 – PG Pee-Wee Gash, Tennessee Volunteers # 14 – C Radek Bonk, Montreal Canadiens # 15 – QB Jim Bob “JB” Cooter, Tennessee Volunteers ... Lots of Volunteers on this list. But I guess that's just the South for you. # 16 – SF Matt Bonner, Toronto Raptors ... It's pronounced "Bon-ner." But he played in Canada, where it's pronounced "Boner." # 17 – D Dan Shittu, Watford ... The Hooligans have a good time with Danny Boy in the Premier League. # 18 – SS Jack Glasscock, Indianapolis Hoosiers ... He must've had a tough time with the ladies. # 19 – WR Damarius Bilbo, Dallas Cowboys # 20 – CP J.J. Putz, Seattle Mariners # 21 – CB Randall Gay, New England Patriots ... No one will buy this jersey in New England, ever. # 22 – PF Rudy Gay, Memphis Grizzlies ... He may become an all-star, but he's not going to sell a lot of gear. # 24 – SS Harry Colon, New England Patriots # 25 – LB Wilford Blowe, Chattanooga Mocs # 28 – LW Alexander Semin, Washington Capitals ... This guy has some shot. # 29 – SS Adrian Aye-Darko, Duke Blue Devils ... Do not taunt the brothers with this jersey. Although it's Duke football, so no one would see you if you wore it to the stadium. #30 - OF Brian Asselstine, Atlanta Braves # 31 – SP Ted Lilly, Toronto Blue Jays # 32 – G Ron Tugnutt, Edmonton Oilers ... Wow. Tugnutt. Good goalie. # 33 – D Zarley Zalapski, Hartford Whalers # 34 – RB Ben Gay, Cleveland Browns # 35 – SP Darren Sack, Sonoma State Seawolves # 36 – LF Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot, Chicago White Sox ... With the last name Dickshot, I found it amazing his nickname was "Ugly." Not very creative teammates in Chicago at that time, I guess. # 38 – DB Demarcus Faggins, Houston Texans # 39 – SP Dick Pole, Boston Red Sox ... Boston fans love Dick Pole. And they like this guy, too. # 40 – SP Chien-Ming Wang, New York Yankees ... I want to hear a "WANG! WANG! WANG!" chant from the Bleacher Creatures on FOX soon and see how Joe Buck reacts. # 41 – RP Jimmy Gobble, Kansas City Royals ... Poor guy must've had a tough high school career. # 42 – LB Gary Lovely, Brigham Young Cougars ... At least he's a linebacker. # 44 – RB Curtis Enis, Chicago Bears ... I know a lot of these jerseys were sold when he was drafted as the Bears savior. I know a lot of letter "P"s were drawn on them when he was a bust. # 45 – OF Rusty Kuntz, Chicago White Sox ... Wow. Just ... Wow. # 47 – LB Lucious Pusey, Eastern Illinois Panters ... His parents did not like him as much as his brother, Lemmetouchyour. #49 - RP Harvey Haddix, Baltimore Orioles ... Harvey Haddix; and balls, too. # 50 – LB Jeff Gooch, Tampa Bay Buccaneers ... For those of you who don't know, that's the part of your body between your asshole and your ballsack. He has a Super Bowl ring, though. # 51 - SP Jung Bong, Cincinatti Reds # 53 – SP Jordan Tata, Toledo Mud Hens ... *giggling* # 61 – OL Johnny Flowers, Southeastern Louisiana Lions # 65 – RG Heath Cockburn, Furman Paladins ... My personal favorite. Here's hoping he makes it to the NFL. # 66 – Driver, Dick Trickle, TropArctic Pontiac ... Trickle is funny. Dick Trickle is unreal. # 72 – LG Jason Spitz, Green Bay Packers ... Lets hope he never lines up next to a center named Swallows. # 74 – RT Todd Weiner, Atlanta Falcons ... Weiner. His name is Weiner ... Uhh huh huh, huh ... # 79 – LT Guy Whimper, New York Giants ... Tough last name for an offensive lineman. # 80 – TE Alex Spooner, Cornell Big Red ... He's an Ivy Leaguer, so don't feel too bad for him. # 81 - WR De’Cody Fagg, Florida State Seminoles ... He's an NFL prospect. I can't wait for Mel Kiper to talk about him on Draft Day; mostly because of his size. "I love Fagg here. Fagg fits in great here. Big Fagg." # 85 – TE Ed Wang, Virginia Tech Hokies # 87 – TE Kyle Sackrider, Michigan State Spartans ... This name is mind-blowing. What nationality is "SACKRIDER?" # 90 – DT Quinn Pitcock, The Ohio State University # 93 – DE Cory Dix, New Hampshire Wildcats # 96 – DT Pat Kuntz, Notre Dame Fighting Irish # 98 – Driver, Greg Sacks, Thorn Apple Valley Ford ... I can recall a time when he was being drafted in a race, and the announcer actually said "He is just tapping Sacks, folks. But Sacks is still hanging around. Sacks will not be intimidated." "

12/1/2006 2:11:50 AM

Jim "Catfish" Hunter

12/1/2006 2:16:44 AM

Cool football names
Mack Strong
Lawyer Milloy
Mike Wahle (just cause he's an O-lineman)

12/1/2006 3:22:45 AM

Mike sat next to me in Physics at the Naval Academy...dude was a tank.

12/1/2006 11:41:48 AM

^^^^ Is he trying to say we have mean black people? I don't really get it, or why it's funny enough to be #2.

And where the hell is #1?

^^ Dwayne Slay

12/1/2006 12:05:10 PM

wtf


what does darrell have to do with that

12/1/2006 12:06:39 PM

Lucious Pusey

hahahahahahahaha


the thread title was correct

[Edited on December 1, 2006 at 12:40 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/1/2006 12:39:42 PM

I'm sorry, but the correct answer is Dwayne Wade and Reggie Wayne

12/1/2006 12:48:28 PM

at my old job i had to go through thousands of names a month. one name was similar to the one in this thread:

"Lucious Cox"

12/1/2006 12:49:55 PM

aha seriously

i hope one day i see someone wearing a rudy gay jersey

12/1/2006 12:52:45 PM

in the wilson phonebook

there is a Peter Bigness

12/1/2006 12:54:37 PM