Any suggestions?

11/1/2006 5:56:14 PM

10. it beats actually working when you grow up

11/2/2006 12:57:58 PM

9. Awesome books
8. Dr. Halpern

11/2/2006 1:31:07 PM

7. you like English?

11/2/2006 1:32:44 PM

6. Guaranteed employment at Barnes and Noble.

11/2/2006 1:39:00 PM

Dr. Bateman


....and...

I have a good job.

Thanks.

11/2/2006 2:01:58 PM

"english major" and "work" do not go together

11/2/2006 2:02:57 PM

Bateman is great, so is Hunt.

11/2/2006 2:26:50 PM

5. Constantly defending your major to engineering students

11/2/2006 2:42:27 PM

4. Constantly defending your major to engineering students

11/2/2006 3:02:24 PM

3. Constantly defending your major to engineering students

11/2/2006 3:06:50 PM

Law School
Teaching English

11/2/2006 4:07:16 PM

2. Guaranteed employment at Barnes and NobleStarbucks.

11/2/2006 4:09:36 PM

1. Not having to defend your major to engineering students because you're also an engineering student

11/2/2006 7:46:27 PM

fuck i wanted to post one

11/2/2006 7:50:31 PM

^it's english they won't understand if you post more than 10

english /= numbers

11/2/2006 8:15:30 PM

Tons of sex.

11/2/2006 9:51:43 PM

Quote :

"english /= numbers"

Did you whip that one up yourself, oh great mathematical genius?

11/2/2006 10:22:43 PM

1. Making less money than an HVAC student at Wake Tech

11/2/2006 10:26:06 PM

My roommate is an English major, and I have heard fan-fucking-tastic talk about Halpern.

11/3/2006 11:14:58 AM

I was an english major and now I work at Duke med. It makes no sense, but I'm gonna go with it.

11/3/2006 11:37:48 AM

Getting to shack it up with the other homeless people on Hillsborough.

11/3/2006 11:50:35 AM

i am in the Finance field, hated it in college, but the "real world" you put the numbers in the computer....

People who major in English=Future Teachers of America

[Edited on November 5, 2006 at 10:56 AM. Reason : w]

11/5/2006 10:56:04 AM

1. Be an editor for a newspaper and make shitloads of money.

11/5/2006 12:29:09 PM

Unlikely. Maybe one English student in the University has that kind of ambition. MAYBE.

11/5/2006 7:48:33 PM

Quote :

"Dr. Halpern"

11/7/2006 5:09:41 PM