Chuck lost the game on purpose so people would quit bitching about the weak OOC schedule.



I heard from a guy that knows Bill Cowher is coming to coach NC State after the FSU game.

9/13/2006 11:58:59 PM

Hahaha so Chuck is setting up this weak 3-9 season so that next year we go 7-5 and he looks like a God!

9/14/2006 12:05:43 AM

brilliant isnt it???

9/14/2006 12:07:01 AM

actually the press conference is tomorrow, that's when they announce Cowher as coach

Ditka replacing him at Pittsburgh

9/14/2006 12:08:55 AM

nah the way I heard it, we lose the next 3 games and Cowher pays amato a million to step down, and coaches the rest of the season for free.

Ditka is on speed dial in case Cowher needs to leave earlier.

[Edited on September 14, 2006 at 12:13 AM. Reason : ]

9/14/2006 12:12:32 AM

I heard ole Bill had a year of eligibility left somehow and is going to be a starting linebacker and the head coach.

He can coach defense from the field!

9/14/2006 12:13:44 AM

FUCK that would rock!!!!!

[Edited on September 14, 2006 at 12:17 AM. Reason : i'm going to bed, and when I wake up, this and about 15 other threads better be locked. ]

9/14/2006 12:14:46 AM

I got money that says Cowher picks up 10 sacks using only his chin!

9/14/2006 12:18:27 AM

And then he spits on them and calls them a whiny little bitch!

9/14/2006 12:19:08 AM

Quote :

"this and about 15 other threads better be locked"

Fuck that! I wanna hear what other rumors people have dug up

But only if they have credible sources

9/14/2006 12:55:38 AM

bttt I heard greco is coming back cause Burke and Evans cant cut it and Stone is getting benched.

9/14/2006 2:56:16 PM

I heard that Bill Brasky will be state's new coach and can kick field goals using only his anus.

9/14/2006 3:17:54 PM

I heard K-Rob left Green Bay and is asking the NCAA to give him two more years of eligibility. Once that is done, he will be our Randle-El and will play every position. Plus he will do it under the influence of Old Milwuakee Beast Lite.



[Edited on September 14, 2006 at 3:19 PM. Reason : Bill Braksy post is hilarious ^]

9/14/2006 3:18:48 PM

I heard that Jay Davis heard how much you guys loved him and petitioned the NCAA for an extra year just so he could play 10 more games for NC State....

9/14/2006 3:19:05 PM

I heard Jordan Collins is gonna be playing QB the rest of the year.

With Ilian Evtimov playing TE.

9/14/2006 3:23:24 PM

^That I have actually heard

And rumor has it Collins is going to play on defense also...MLB...mostly pass coverage...Amato knows his strengths include pivoting wildly

9/14/2006 3:32:00 PM

BILL BRASKY WAS A SON OF A BITCH

9/14/2006 3:52:57 PM

if only we still had that peterson #2 kid.

9/14/2006 3:54:10 PM

Olin Hannum would be great for our current offense.

Run the option with the bull-rider!

9/14/2006 3:58:14 PM

^he really would have been, too bad

9/14/2006 4:25:36 PM

I loved it when Hannum used to come into the game with Phil at Qb because you knew some wacky shit was about to happen. I was always hoping for the pitch to Olin, pass back to Rivers for a TD play.

9/14/2006 4:30:01 PM

ibt "best thread ever" jab

9/14/2006 4:34:49 PM

9/14/2006 4:41:08 PM

i heard that not only is bill cowher going to be our coach, but that he will fire the trainers because his tears can heal any injuries

no word yet on if he will re-hire them when he remembers that he never cries

9/14/2006 4:52:47 PM

Cowher is also going to start his chin at offensive line

Statisticians predict a negative number of sacks on Stone

9/14/2006 4:54:07 PM

I think Cowher plays offensive line for WVU

9/14/2006 10:40:17 PM

Nah, West Verginia plays one of the most cupcake schedules in recent memory

9/15/2006 3:04:26 AM

I have it on good authority that Bill Cowher is going to kill Miles Broad and rewrite all the history books to show that NC State has never lost a game in the history of man



this is after he kills Marty Schottenheimer and brings Phil back to Raleigh

9/15/2006 7:40:55 AM

That's not what I heard! I heard Bill Cowher was going to help pay for new facilities by shitting out new footballs from his ass and selling them to the NCAA.

9/15/2006 7:52:06 AM

Bill Cowher's tears cure cancer

too bad Bill Cowher has never cried

9/15/2006 8:58:10 AM