I know this is pretty pethetic... so u dont have to remind me. But I have to give a speech for my public speaking class and I was supposed to turn in a topic today but I dont have one. Its a persuasive(sp) speech. Have to give it on wednesday. Serious responses only please. THanks guys.

8/1/2006 1:46:13 AM

persuade them that jews are Gods chosen people and can do no wrong. that should be simple.

8/1/2006 1:49:31 AM

Persuade them about the same topic, but include quotes from Mel Gibson's recent traffic stop

8/1/2006 1:50:43 AM

well, you are from Goldsboro, so you should do it on why the welfare program should be expanded

8/1/2006 1:51:14 AM

gambling

8/1/2006 1:53:43 AM

Pick an issue and list reasons for it. Bonus points if you choose something like Affirmative Action or Abortion.

8/1/2006 1:54:08 AM

Ever heard of the puppy killer theory?

Just find an argument that's an ace in the hole. Persaude them that killing puppies is wrong, and use a dash of demagoguery. Cite some evidence and a touching story. You'll be a hit.

8/1/2006 1:54:18 AM

"Why Being a Carnivore Is Better Than Being A Vegetarian"

My friend gave a really funny/powerful speech on this one time, he's a giant meaty jock, so it was extra funny.

8/1/2006 1:57:01 AM

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"a giant meaty jock"

8/1/2006 1:57:45 AM

I took a public speaking class at ECU and three people gave speeches on why marijuana should be legalized

8/1/2006 2:07:40 AM

pethetic

8/1/2006 2:13:43 AM

I took a private speaking class at WCU and four people gave speeches on why marijuana should not be legalized

8/1/2006 3:38:49 AM

Persuade them that timed tests are bad (like standardized ones) - or good...or whatever.

8/1/2006 7:01:43 AM

that to be a TA/professor you should have to be fluent in english - broken english need not apply

8/1/2006 9:28:07 AM

pick a topic that's going to piss the most people off

8/1/2006 9:41:59 AM

tell your deepest, darkest secret... it's therapeutic, i'm serious. it's so shocking that it doesn't feel real, it's like getting punched in the stomach. i rather enjoyed the jolt when i did that in a speech class.

8/1/2006 10:47:16 AM

argue against gay rights, that'll be highly entertaining aftermath

8/1/2006 10:52:06 AM

Persuade the hot girl in class to go out with you.

8/1/2006 11:30:42 AM

persuade them that persuasive speeches are not persuasive.

8/1/2006 1:01:32 PM

^^ good one. oh, and...

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"a giant meaty jock"

[Edited on August 1, 2006 at 1:05 PM. Reason : c]

8/1/2006 1:04:08 PM

scientology

8/1/2006 1:35:18 PM