lock if it's old

7/7/2006 9:45:53 PM

link?

7/7/2006 9:49:19 PM

just heard it on Fox Sports Radio


i'm sure there's a link out there


but the story goes: he looks a lot like MJ and has been harassed his whole life so he wants X amount of money per day that he has been getting confused for being MJ

and he's a "certified paralegal" so he's going to represent himself if it goes to court

7/7/2006 9:52:48 PM

Since when it's a bad thing to look like MJ? Can he ball like MJ too?

7/7/2006 9:53:39 PM

he's 6' tall, wears a hoop in his ear, is bald and is black


that's all he could come up with during the interview

7/7/2006 9:54:29 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nba/well-he-has-to-find-some-reason-to-sue-185761.php

7/7/2006 9:56:07 PM

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html

7/7/2006 9:57:45 PM

surprise surprise

another retard

why isnt he suing mother nature

7/7/2006 10:06:26 PM

Dear American Legal System,


If this goes to trial, you are officially considered worthless and the laughingstock of the rest of the world, even the uncivilized parts that likely don't know about this.



Signed,

Sleik

7/7/2006 10:43:38 PM

that guy is just another dumb asshole.

7/7/2006 10:58:25 PM

my dad looks alot like jordan too

bout to tell him to sue so we can get them duckets

7/7/2006 10:58:45 PM

I hope someone punches him inthe temple

7/7/2006 10:59:11 PM

Jordan should give him some money just for the hell of it.

7/7/2006 11:40:22 PM

this guy can go fuck himself

7/8/2006 12:18:43 AM

all black guys look alike

[/stereotype]

7/8/2006 2:10:59 AM

Wow, this is the dumbest thing I've read in a while.

7/8/2006 11:51:18 AM

this is way stupider than when someone sued mcdonalds for serving hot coffee, and that shit was REALLY fucking stupid.

7/8/2006 11:57:38 AM

the McDonalds coffee lawsuit was far from stupid.



next time, maybe do a little research

7/8/2006 12:54:45 PM

^^ nah man, mcD's was holding their coffee at 185 degrees, which can cause 3rd degree burns after 3 seconds' exposure

lower the temp. to the industry standard, 135-140 degrees, and it takes WAY longer.




but back to this tard, he knows he doesn't mind, he prob. forged MJ's signature for somebody and is counting down the days to when HE gets sued...

[Edited on July 8, 2006 at 12:56 PM. Reason : ^ caught it]

[Edited on July 8, 2006 at 12:57 PM. Reason : not to mention that mcD's had about 700 other reported cases of hot coffee]

[Edited on July 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM. Reason : http://www.vanfirm.com/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit.htm]

7/8/2006 12:56:39 PM

Quote :

" “Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard.""

hahaha

7/8/2006 2:32:21 PM

this is pretty stupid

7/9/2006 6:08:00 PM

7/10/2006 9:53:20 AM

If you watch television at all you can tell that the man on the right is NOT Michael Jordan.

People will do anything for money these days.

7/10/2006 10:01:17 AM

^^ Looks more like John Salley

7/10/2006 11:50:31 AM

they both have pointy heads

7/10/2006 11:51:51 AM

i still think the mcd's thing is stupid

7/10/2006 1:38:13 PM

This is fucking stupid

I cant believe something like this can even be considered

7/10/2006 1:44:52 PM

Quote :

"my dad looks alot like jordan too bout to tell him to sue so we can get them duckets"

Nah, have him sue Heckard for making people that look like Jordan look like morons.

7/10/2006 4:09:26 PM

Quote :

"It's a pity that Sarah Jessica Parker broke her leg at the Preakness."

7/11/2006 11:42:02 PM