I just saw a police car with flashing light, a black car, black car, a black hurse, and another black car driving slowly up glennwood with about 200 unfortunate cars stuck behind them.

did something happen that i missed?

5/23/2006 3:16:08 PM

i'd say a funeral is likely.

5/23/2006 3:16:34 PM

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"black hurse"

That's a good clue.

5/23/2006 3:17:58 PM

jfkblownawaywhatelsedoihavetosay?

5/23/2006 3:18:09 PM

of course its a funeral but not everyone gets a police escort at 15mph on a major road, it had to be someone very high up

5/23/2006 3:20:05 PM

it was me

5/23/2006 3:22:21 PM

^^I thought it was pretty routine.

5/23/2006 3:23:35 PM

perhaps the 200 "unfortunate cars" are in the procession

you get someone with a 200 car funeral procession, they're gonna get a police escort, and they'll have to take a main road

5/23/2006 3:30:44 PM

yeah, my grandpa didn't have a 200 car procession, but there were 30 cars at least. and there was a police escort. this is not that big of a deal really.

5/23/2006 3:32:24 PM

that funeral sounds baller as fuck

5/23/2006 3:39:42 PM

theres a huge graveyard on glenwood down by lynn/blue ridge.

it happends

people die


get over it


go out with somebody else

5/23/2006 3:53:08 PM

Holy shit! DJ Lauren just said something coherent.

5/23/2006 3:56:41 PM

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"perhaps the 200 "unfortunate cars" are in the procession you get someone with a 200 car funeral procession, they're gonna get a police escort, and they'll have to take a main road"

Woodfoot ftw.

5/23/2006 4:45:34 PM

you don't KNOW ME NIGGA

5/23/2006 5:09:11 PM

ive fortunately only had to go to a few funerals, but they all had police escorts and traveled at low speeds

just pull over, pay your respects, and stfu

5/23/2006 5:27:09 PM

^ who's complaining? i just didnt know this was normal.
if that is common then i cant wait for my funeral...uhhh well i can wait
too bad you have to die to get a police escort
i guess you're nobody till somebody kills you is true

5/23/2006 5:50:30 PM

dont' fuck with funeral processions
they are annoying when stopped but a godsend when you have to take part in one

5/23/2006 5:53:13 PM

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"yeah, my grandpa didn't have a 200 car procession, but there were 30 cars at least. and there was a police escort. this is not that big of a deal really. "

mine did

5/23/2006 5:53:41 PM

my funeral procession is going to go from Key West to Santa Cruz at 15mph. It's going to be a 3 week party funded by my life insurance policy for everyone who gave a shit about me.

5/23/2006 6:00:15 PM

i'm sure plenty of people would love to devote 3 weeks of their life to your death

[Edited on May 23, 2006 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/23/2006 6:05:03 PM

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"my funeral procession is going to go from Key West to Santa Cruz at 15mph."

Thats a great idea. I'm being serious.

5/23/2006 6:08:14 PM

Hearse not hurse. Sorry.

The long distance procession/party sounds awesome. Seriously.

5/23/2006 7:36:35 PM

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"dont' fuck with funeral processions they are annoying when stopped but a godsend when you have to take part in one"

well put... you don't want some impatient douche cutting you off or blowing their horn at you when you're just trying to get to the cemetary to bury your loved ones

5/24/2006 5:36:35 PM