Post your trivial but still possible conspiracies here.

I'll start.

THE REASON WHY BUTTONS ARE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF GUYS' AND GIRLS' SHIRTS IS SO IT'S EASIER FOR HETEROSEXUALS TO UNDRESS EACH OTHER WHEN FACING OPPOSITE ONE ANOTHER. CLEARLY THIS IS TO FRUSTRATE THE EFFORTS OF FAGS EVERYWHERE TO GET EACH OTHER NAKED.

BUTTON MANUFACTURERS, NAY, THE ENTIRE GARMENT-MAKING INDUSTRY ARE IN BED WITH THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT, CONSPIRING TO FORCE THE HETEROSEXUAL AGENDA AND SUPPRESS GAY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.


Sorry, but anything dealing with the flying spaghetti monster is not plausible. (No, I'm not trying to repress the Pastafarian agenda.)

5/19/2006 7:29:20 PM

ibtb

5/19/2006 7:43:44 PM