http://www.wral.com/news/8696627/detail.html

4/14/2006 12:29:35 PM

Is this a cool thing to do among teachers or something? She doesn't look like she would have difficulty getting laid.

4/14/2006 12:31:10 PM

That's kind of fucked up, though. She's three years older than him, he wasn't her student, and they may not have even met in school. And her career is over two months after it started -- for that?

Fucked up.

4/14/2006 12:32:22 PM

HAHAH THE PHOTO WAS FROM MYSPACE! A++++++ JOURNALISM

4/14/2006 12:32:41 PM

Quote :

"The sheriff's office says the 22-year-old Shelton is charged with sexual activity with a student, which is a felony. A dispatcher with the sheriff's office says the woman has not been located. A sheriff's detective says the 19-year-old with whom Shelton is charged with having sex was not her student. Investigators say they believe the sex did not happen at school and that the two might not even have met at school."

yeah, I don't see a problem here, except that a 19 year old is still in high school.

4/14/2006 12:33:05 PM

Quote :

"Heather Shelton is the third school employee this year to face charges of having sex with a Buncombe County high school senior. "

Are the Buncombe County high school seniors just really hot or something? Geez.

4/14/2006 12:35:51 PM

gg for the student

4/14/2006 12:41:47 PM

What school, man? I went to North Buncombe High.

4/14/2006 12:42:10 PM

http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060414/NEWS01/60413075

It was North Buncombe.

4/14/2006 12:46:04 PM

so if she met him outside of school, was she just supposed to assume that he was a student? or is she supposed to know every student at the school?

4/14/2006 12:51:51 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=5485420

4/14/2006 12:52:26 PM

^^ very valid question. In this case law enforcement needs to use better judgement. True, this violates the teacher student relationship, so firing her is probably a good move. However, I don't think she should be prosecuted criminally.

[Edited on April 14, 2006 at 12:56 PM. Reason : ag]

4/14/2006 12:53:11 PM

is this only illegal because he is a student at her school?

Seems like this is completely harmless, 19 + 22 = A-ok

4/14/2006 12:53:23 PM

What I dont understand is how the cops found out and/or why the guy cooperated. He could have just told them to fuck off.

4/14/2006 12:56:05 PM

^ Maybe he wasn't getting it anymore.

4/14/2006 12:59:55 PM

thats messed up, this is like when guys kept getting charged with sexual harrasment, now the women are having their turn

4/14/2006 1:00:30 PM

i wish that happened to me in high school

4/14/2006 1:01:07 PM

^yea, me too.

4/14/2006 1:12:01 PM

dude i just seen a pic of this teacher in a bikini on the news.........DAMN, she is smokin hot

4/14/2006 1:12:59 PM

I think myspace took her main picture down because of bandwidth prolly. Either that or she did.

I think if I had a warrant out I would close my myspace profile.

4/14/2006 1:13:12 PM

4/14/2006 1:14:01 PM

Quote :

"Shelton's teaching career started in February and she was fired from the Buncombe County schools on Tuesday."

^ I'd hit it. Over and Over and Over

[Edited on April 14, 2006 at 1:15 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2006 1:14:56 PM

I'd hit it.

4/14/2006 1:15:04 PM

oh yeah shes fine, wheres the bikini pic

4/14/2006 1:15:57 PM

id hit it, multiple times in one day

4/14/2006 1:17:14 PM

I would hit it one and a half times.

I would probably get tired and fall asleep half way through the second time.

Hey, I'm a realist, I set my goals low

4/14/2006 1:20:00 PM

she's got some big teeth

4/14/2006 1:20:53 PM

damn, need more pics.

4/14/2006 1:28:20 PM

i mean when i was 22 i was definitely sleeping with 19 year olds. it's not like she was his teacher.

4/14/2006 1:34:46 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=5485420

4/14/2006 1:34:47 PM

OH SHIT, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT GIRL.

4/14/2006 1:35:50 PM

You could have legally put it in so long as she was not a teacher yet.

4/14/2006 1:44:38 PM

I WOULD WEAR THAT SHIT OUT.

4/14/2006 1:59:49 PM

from her myspace page.

Quote :

"10) Did you fall in love in 2005?was already in love 11) If yes, with who? plead the 5th"

4/14/2006 2:02:08 PM

Young teacher, the subject of schoolboy fantasy
He wants her so badly, knows what he wants to be
Inside him there's longing, this boy's an open page
Book marking he's so close now, this boy is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

His friends are so jealous, you know how bad guys get
Sometimes it's not so easy, to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, he's waiting, her car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, she sees him
She starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in, that book by Nabakov

Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

4/14/2006 2:05:41 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A

4/14/2006 2:05:43 PM

Why are all these teachers blonde? wtf

4/14/2006 2:06:04 PM

It's not like they were born that way.

See also: them dark-ass eyebrows.

4/14/2006 2:06:42 PM

^i'm sure i fucked up the lyric changes...anyone feel free to edit...i'm too lazy

4/14/2006 2:06:56 PM

Okay good... My eyebrows are blonde... If I ever become a teacher... I'm safe!

4/14/2006 2:08:18 PM

Quote :

"1/30/2006 12:42 AM that's great ya'll have set a date! congrats on the job too. working w/ autistic children is a blessing!"

hahahaha

4/14/2006 2:46:21 PM

muahahah

[Edited on April 14, 2006 at 2:53 PM. Reason : was the student she fucked autistic???]

4/14/2006 2:53:24 PM

i heard that she is/was a teachers assistant.

so would the law that makes it a felony still apply?

not like its indecent liberties with a minor.

4/14/2006 2:56:33 PM

Quote :

"Shelton's teaching career started in February and she was fired from the Buncombe County schools on Tuesday"

Hope it was worth the 2 month career.

I don't get this one at all. I know the law here, but are there no other people in this part of the state that she's the third to get caught doing this at this school?

To think, all the time she wasted on myspace, she could've just came to t-dub and had hundreds of legal men all over her, myself probably included.

4/14/2006 2:57:50 PM

myself probably included.

4/14/2006 3:02:43 PM

Quote :

"yeah, I don't see a problem here, except that a 19 year old is still in high school."

4/14/2006 3:08:48 PM

insanity

4/14/2006 3:31:30 PM

Quote :

"Are the Buncombe County high school seniors just really hot or something? Geez."

well, i went to high school there... so at least one of them was woot

4/14/2006 3:39:49 PM

too bad there are no hot professors

4/14/2006 3:41:19 PM

damn im hot for teacher

4/14/2006 3:41:20 PM