Quote :

"So turns out the Department of Children and Family Services visited Britney Spears because Sean Preston fell from his high chair and smashed his head on the ground. Britney took him to a doctor six days later after noticing how groggy and tearful he had become, only to discover he had fractured his skull. The medical officials filed a complaint to the Los Angeles child welfare department and the couple were questioned by investigators who were escorted by police. According to the official complaint seen by the Mirror Sean fell from his high-chair, banging his head hard on the floor, while eating at the family home on April 1. Sean's nanny is believed to have been in the room. It is unclear where Britney and Kevin were. Somebody needs to step in and just save the kid now, before we read in next month's paper that Sean Preston was accidentally killed when Britney and Kevin used him as a substitute football. "

http://www.thesuperficial.com

4/13/2006 1:58:23 PM

Survival of the fittest at its finest.

4/13/2006 1:59:51 PM

4/13/2006 2:21:18 PM

Quote :

"fell from his high-chair, banging his head hard on the floor, while eating at the family home on April 1."

Brit:K-Fed, You dun lock that baby in the high chair correctamacly, right?

K fed:Yeah baby, shit sho nuf, I did

CRASH.. WAAAAAAAH!!

Brit: K-FED!

Kfed: APRIL FOOLS!

(together) HAHAHAHA

4/13/2006 2:31:51 PM

milf

4/13/2006 2:38:19 PM

more like

mils

MOM I'D LIKE TO STRANGLE

4/13/2006 2:46:49 PM

MOM
I'D
LIKE TO
FLAIL

4/13/2006 3:48:16 PM

poor kid

4/13/2006 10:36:25 PM

poor kid

4/13/2006 10:36:26 PM

at least he'll have a good story for when he's older...

i guess...

4/14/2006 12:36:00 AM

^ if he still has the power of speech

4/14/2006 12:48:06 AM

^ it didn't stop his parents

4/14/2006 1:31:29 AM

that kid was fucked as soon as it was conceived


I feel sorry for him.

4/14/2006 1:38:05 AM

poor thing.

4/14/2006 1:55:03 AM

the NANNY dropped him on his head

actually the high chair broke

Brit and Kevin took him to the docs that day, he was fine
they took him back 6 days later, he was still fine

child services investigated because it's Brit Spears and they found nothing, case closed

he doesn't have a fractured skull, just a bumped head, and he's fine

4/14/2006 2:08:21 AM

britney pr police to the rescue

4/14/2006 2:09:30 AM