roger clemens reportedly rubs icy-hot on his privates before going out to pitch cause he doesn't like to get too comfortable out on the mound

isn't that pretty much lighting your crotch on fire?

3/28/2006 5:53:25 PM

pretty much, from what i hear

3/28/2006 5:54:26 PM

look, I accidentally touched my balls after I had put icy hot on my calf when I was about 13



I just got a tiny bit on there and it was like I was dying


I can't imagine how anyone would WANT to do that

3/28/2006 6:26:11 PM

i think steve smith said he did this once

3/28/2006 6:41:09 PM

he might've, but i think he's since moved on to just snapping his wrist with a rubberband (smith that is)

3/28/2006 6:55:59 PM

I know a guy who did it when he was about 14 years old....he cried. Let's just hope this isn't one of those things where people say, "well roger clemens does it...maybe I'll try it"

3/28/2006 7:10:38 PM

This thread will prolly be locked even though its sports related.

3/28/2006 7:50:48 PM

Quote :

"Not sure what the DH is"

3/28/2006 7:52:59 PM

^who ever posted that should be suspended from sports talk

3/28/2006 7:54:50 PM

^Its the new mod, Beardawg.

Haha Fire Beardawg61!!!

3/28/2006 7:58:47 PM

^I'm realitivly sure he knew that :x call me crazy tho

3/28/2006 8:05:02 PM

I don't think that's the craziest sports thing ever... see: legless football player, and autistic b-ball player.... I'd call it the craziest pre-game ritual I've ever heard of.

[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 10:35 PM. Reason : sp]

3/28/2006 10:34:27 PM

ahahaha jadn i did the same thing once, felt like the rod was gonna fall off

3/28/2006 10:47:08 PM

They put some Biofreeze (best shit ever) on my hamstring once... just the proximity was enough to have me high-stepping.

3/28/2006 10:50:09 PM

Quote :

"I accidentally touched my balls"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

3/28/2006 10:57:47 PM

I took a day off from school because I woke up, rubbed some on my calf and then took a piss ( ). Even seating in the bathtub didn't help

3/28/2006 11:05:23 PM

I pulled my groin for the first time every this year. Shit was painful as hell.

So I go buy some icy hot and rub it all over my groin thinking I can keep my balls and shaft from touching my thighs by like wrapping it in a towel or something. Not possible.

Worst pain I've ever felt in my life. The ball-sac has to be the most sensitive area on your body.

3/28/2006 11:12:06 PM

WORST PAIN EVER. I REPEAT: WORST PAIN EVER. IT REDUCED ME TO TEARS IT HURT SO FUCKING BAD. DO NOT GET CURIOUS AND TRY IT!!!

[Edited on March 29, 2006 at 12:24 AM. Reason : ]

3/29/2006 12:23:54 AM

I did it with Biofreeze one time by accident. Put it on my calf then went to pee. During practice when you start sweating.....don't think I've ever run that fast in my life

3/29/2006 12:31:51 AM

^LMAO... Biofreeze is the shit.

I was in an HS Football game when I hit/got hit on a kickoff. My left shoulder was about at my hip. I went running "Coach, something is wrong with my shoulder..." It snapped back into place and they rubbed Biofreeze on it. I finished the game and experienced what I believe all football players do. You wake up Saturday morning and go to roll over and say "ohh."

[Edited on March 29, 2006 at 12:46 AM. Reason : Sat. am]

3/29/2006 12:40:58 AM

had some guys in high school haze some freshman by taking Atomic Balm and smearing it in their ass cracks. Guys were waddling and crying for 2 hours. Coach couldn't figure out what was wrong. This was the soccer team, btw. Faggotry I refused to be involved in.

3/29/2006 12:46:08 AM

^Damn... Biofreeze is like nuclear weapons... there should be strict guidelines about its use... btw... who was gay enough to go fo the ass-cracks?

3/29/2006 12:49:16 AM

^^ homo much?

3/29/2006 12:50:42 AM

yeah first off ive done this before and secondly what gay ass high school did you go to

3/29/2006 6:36:57 AM

Icy to dull the pain, hot to BURN YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!

3/29/2006 7:31:43 AM

masochist (sp)

3/29/2006 8:07:57 AM

Latta does it.

3/29/2006 8:09:44 AM

even worse then that pain nair burns.... so we had people that would use it on their balls and ass crack and its not like u can wash the shit off because it is activated more with water.

3/29/2006 8:43:20 AM

Nair ^^ her head and she could play for Roy Williams....

3/29/2006 9:19:00 AM