I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as
I have become a victim of a clever scam while picking up some oil.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are leaving the store.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not
to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

3/23/2006 10:18:03 AM

oh the pain, oh the misery

3/23/2006 10:20:10 AM

man, i need to start buying more wallets. i might have to make a walmart run for one or 5

3/23/2006 10:20:32 AM

haha, I was so looking on snopes to yell at you, then I read the end. funny.

3/23/2006 10:22:12 AM

aha

as a side, has snopes ever been proven wrong?

[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 10:32 AM. Reason : i ask since people seem to place such trust in their verdicts]

3/23/2006 10:31:47 AM

i dont know haow many wallets ive lost this way.

damn conniving young strumpets.

3/23/2006 10:47:34 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=392700

so they've gone to walmart, have they?

3/23/2006 10:52:49 AM

DAMNIT!!

3/23/2006 11:09:59 AM

There's a movie where that happens. The only difference is that they have sex with him, and while he showering they steal stuff from his apartment. On various occasions he happily allows his TV, Stereo, and other electronics to get stolen.

3/23/2006 11:12:24 AM

that happened in that 'dutch' movie with ed o'neill

3/23/2006 11:14:27 AM

the one I'm thinking of has three dudes getting played by the same chick.

3/23/2006 11:15:09 AM

Quote :

"I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight."

hahahhaaha

3/23/2006 11:16:24 AM

hahaha gg

3/23/2006 11:20:55 AM

dude, I'm goin' to Wal Mart!

3/23/2006 11:46:26 AM

old.

3/23/2006 12:00:43 PM

yeah after seeing it posted twice on another forum i figured it would do nicely here

3/23/2006 12:40:41 PM

pics?

3/23/2006 1:36:56 PM

...

3/23/2006 1:51:31 PM

hey i want some credit!

[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 2:02 PM. Reason : http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=392700]

3/23/2006 2:02:22 PM

i recognized it volcom and rememberd the other thread....admittedly not you making it though.

3/23/2006 3:34:55 PM

shut up VOLCOM

3/23/2006 7:50:50 PM

volcom, are you fucking serious

3/23/2006 9:13:13 PM

just always carry enough cash for a coke... wait, they might already cost more than a blowjob.

3/23/2006 10:29:35 PM

dude, isn't this how horror movies start?

yeah, it's how porn movies start too!

3/23/2006 10:37:07 PM

This thread sucks.

3/23/2006 10:45:45 PM

5/10

3/23/2006 11:04:19 PM

were they wearing Carolina Panther's cheerleading uniforms?

3/23/2006 11:20:51 PM

wouldnt it be more lucrative to offer blow jobs to the guys for 50 bucks? I mean seriously the average walmart shopper probably has less than 20 bucks in their wallet. It would save a lot of time that way.

3/23/2006 11:22:32 PM