a midget to follow me around and pimp smack me whenever i start to do something that may fuck up my relationship

must have extensive knowledge of women and the things that will piss them off
must be available 24 hours a day 7 days a week
must be willing to work for literal peanuts and the occasional beverage

2/23/2006 1:14:46 AM

suspend on account of not fucking funny

2/23/2006 1:40:06 AM

man fuck you most of this is a serious request

2/23/2006 2:03:45 AM

looks like you beat pimpmaster69 to this lame, unfunny, unoriginal topic. good job.

2/23/2006 2:08:18 AM

hmmmm thats interesting....

2/23/2006 2:18:55 AM

ibtl

2/23/2006 3:31:28 AM

man...i understand where your comming from....make sure you send one my way if you find two

2/23/2006 10:32:12 AM